Then what's it called if you eat between 11 and 3? Linner or Dunch?
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I’m an Expert ask me (almost) anything Challenge (Closes 3/15/19) 9 PRIZES 9 Winners!!!
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A 'tween' snack.
Am I missing something?
it is called "Afternoon Tea" here in aus. Usually just a light snack with a coffee and optional smoke/vape
A zero-ohm link or zero-ohm resistor is a wire link used to connect traces on a printed circuit board that is packaged in the same physical package format as a resistor. This format allows it to be placed on the circuit board using the same automated equipment used to place other resistors, instead of requiring a separate machine to install a jumper or other wire.
Resistance obviously.
A zero value resistance resistor with 1 black band on it.
Aka a piece of wire that looks like a resistor.
I am an expert because I ate a bug.
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Yep the regular yellow kind. On hot dogs, and other sandwiches.
Also good to prevent flat tires.
I happen to be an expert because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
A# I sometimes like mustard. I prefer yellow mustard with a hot dog, if I'm going to have anything. I like horseradish mustard with bratwurst. I don't put mustard on a burger, but will still eat it if it's already on there. I'd prefer a spot of mustard on my plate, though. Dipping is totally optional. With dogs, I can totally have them plain and be happy with that, brats, too. Mustard is good in sauces and also in baked beans, but, still, not something I actively seek out as a condiment. I don't dislike mustard.
Ketchup is a whole other story. I am not a big fan of ketchup. At all.
Bologna and cheese sammy with yellow mustard!
Not a fan of the grey poop on mustard.
Not a fan of the grey poop on mustard.
I am an expert because I used to grow mustard greens.
A# I do not like mustard greens but our chickens did.
I like old fashioned yellow mustard on hot dogs, ham sandwiches, and with fried catfish - it must be on the plate for dipping the catfish only. I prefer French's yellow mustard but will accept other brands. That said I could be perfectly happy if all the mustard in the world disappeared. Except then I won't be able to eat fried catfish. I might have to rethink this whole mustard thing.
I did not google it but figured it to be the case.
But why include it in a resistor assortment not intended to be inserted by machines?
Greens of most types are horrible to me as I have the bitter gene.
Wife unit likes that goat food though
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first decision box:
if #Q Print "I am an expert because I watched Red Green"
...Input answer=$answer; Print "#A " ; $answer.
If #A gosub ignore.
#A You might be repairing a machine manufactured board. You might have OCD. You might have to have all your or no resistance resistors matchy-matchy with your resistance resistors.
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#Q Why has this challenge been so quiet?
Seems like the whole board has been kinda quiet.
Or maybe all questions in the universe have been answered?
Or maybe all questions in the universe have been answered?
Ok , what I was thinking.
I am an expert because I am a resistor....
A# It is jumper used as a space keeper in a circuit that that may use various resistances or none in that position....then again it could be made in china
I am an expert as I face resistance daily.
#A Our beloved Challenge Queen has been busy lately and is not in here stirring the pot.
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I am the sammich expert man.
#A Yes I do, all of it.
The wife can't stand it, not even the smell. Which sometimes, makes it even better.
I am an expert because my Siamese cat Dax told me I was an expert.
A# The challenge has been quiet because I joined this thread and I have an amazing ability to kill conversations.
I happen to be an expert because I have used a crock pot.
A# It's because you're a Cranky Old Fart and @The Cromwell kicked us all off his lawn. I'm a rebel, though, like those before me, and decided to post my answer, but now I should run. Old people use switches.
Dont forget the canes they use to smack you.
I'm an expert because I have no life
A# Maybe everyone else found a life outside the internet.
There is life outside the internet?
I am an expert because... well just because.
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You have a life.
I may suck but you have it
I am an expert because I make plans...
A# Because " Life is what's happening while you are busy making plans"....
The only constant is change.
Quoting this before Cromwell corrects it.I am an expert because... well just because.
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You have a life.
I may suck but you have it
I happen to be an expert because I work 2nd shift.
A# You have no life because you have no life outside of the internet, which means you have us. We have no life outside of the internet, so we have you. Makes ya wonder about your choice in friends, huh?
Could be a lot worse.I happen to be an expert because I work 2nd shift.
A# You have no life because you have no life outside of the internet, which means you have us. We have no life outside of the internet, so we have you. Makes ya wonder about your choice in friends, huh?
Life is change.
Without change there is no life.
Without change there is no life.
Or snacks from the vending machine.
I'm a cheapo. I always take a lunch and snacks with, rarely buying from the machine. We do have really good snacks, though!Yep I can tell you work second shift
Without change there is no unlocked shopping carts.....
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I'm an expert because...
#A You need to check the other alternative universes, you may have one there...
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I am an expert because I have a babble fish.#Q. If Douglas Adams was born on this day in 1952; How long does this comp have left to run?
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42
I am an expert as I babble.
#A I will have to think about it, for seven and a half years.
I am an expert because I raised hampsters.#Q. If Douglas Adams was born on this day in 1952; How long does this comp have left to run?
A# b÷32+r
I am an expert because, because because,.......because,... because of the wonderful things................#Q. If Douglas Adams was born on this day in 1952; How long does this comp have left to run?
A# It doesn't matter, I used the damn guide to the universe and I ended up here...should of just followed the damn yellow brick road.....
Do not stray from the path or be forever lost!
#Q
What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
As the great wise man said, "When you get to the fork in the road, take it"...
I gotta be some sort of expert by now....
A# An M1 Abrams tank and a case of "Jack'\".
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