Discussion in 'Challenges' started by JuicyLucy, Feb 15, 2019.
Q: if animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
I am an expert because I am an outside observer.
The human animal.
I was only counting squonkers....
Without a doubt.
I think about prepping more and more here lately. Never prepped for anything but an ol hurricane....Seems stupidity has become contagious.
I am an expert because I am
I happen to be an expert because I have brothers.
A# MY dog. Always hollerin', always chasin' that tail, always humpin' the dog bed, always fartin', always lickin .... places. Never caring about embarassing those around. And this is a GIRL dog.
But to a dog that is not being rude. Just being a dog.
I am not an expert because I am confused.
Request for Clarification: "Rudest" by whose standards? Human standards or Dog standards? Why not Hippopotamus standards? Or the standards of Neandertal? @The Cromwell has muddied the issue beyond all reason. Ouch, my head!
Manners and such are ALL just a matter of perspective.
imho though cats are ruder than dogs.
Cats are just cats, dogs adjust to human manners better than cats.
I am an expert as I live in a swamp.
#A Alligator, all they wanna do is bite your F'ing head off.
I am an expert because I own Siamese Cats.
A# The platypus because it refuses to be classified.
Actually sounds like my kinda night.
It's cuz they have all those teeth and no toothbrush. Mama said it not me.
Don't forget a set of jumper cables...
Monkeys and apes...one can only imagine what they're saying whilst flinging shit at the silly humans.
Ironic that they are the closest relatives to humans?
#Q Why do women call it boob sweat and not "humidititties"?
I am an expert because I'm a woman.
A# Because only men call breasts titties. Or boobs for that matter. To a woman its just sweat.
I am an expert as I am obsessed with them.
#A A humidititty sounds like a fitting on your air conditioner. That part with the nipple on it.
I'm an expert because I've stared at a lot of boobs like a professional dirty old man
A# because ball sweat was already taken.
I am just an amateur dirty old man
We call it boob sweat because the word boob gets a man's attention immediately.
Somebody say boobs? Where? Where?!
*looks @Letitia9 's beard*
So that is why the wife unit calls em boobs.
If you were given an envelope with the the time and date of your death inside, would you open it?
I am an expert becuase I time travel.
Been there done that.
So did you open it?
Of course since I was the one who left it for myself.
I am an expert because I can do some incredibly dumb things.
A# I'd open it and then sue the person who gave me the envelope for mental anguish.
I sued myself and lost....
You're not very good at seeing the future or you wouldn't have sued yourself cause you'd know you lost. Wait a minute.....why did you sue yourself when you already have everything you have? I'm getting a headache.
I did it because I had already done it.
Extra strength Tylenol.
This is beyond extra strength Tylenol!
Sounds like the Tralfamador Paradox....
I am an expert as I am....
#A Absolutely, I could time out my fuckit list, I mean my bucket list, increasing the scale and magnitude exponentially.
Yep you could max out your credit fulfilling bucket list items and such.
Then find out it was a prank by your co worker...
when I opened mine I had to wonder if I was mean enough to do that to myself...
If I knew you better I'd say you are but since I don't really know you I'll just say that You are mean enough and that person in the corner made me say it.
Would definitely be really, really bad for it to be a prank. I mean reaaallly bad. Don't thinks myself could recover...
Never believe everything you read on paper and very little of what is written on the net.
Oh wait this is written on the net....
And your not recovering may be what causes you to die at that time?
If it did then the note was not a prank after all?
I am an expert because "I want to believe".....
A# No, not until I learn to line in the fourth dimension. Till then, in the words of a great philosopher
"Always Look On the Bright Side of Life"
#Q Why do Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day? He was Irish, not American to name just one reason we shouldn't celebrate it.
I am an expert for I have kissed the Blarney Stone....
A# Me thinks it has to do with consuming large quantities of Guinness Stout....The Blarney Stone was a chain of bars in NYC.
I am an expert because I am a Merican.
SOME Americans celebrate St. Patricks Day.
Maybe because they do not like snakes?
You see snakes after consuming large quantities of Guinniss...