I’m an Expert ask me (almost) anything Challenge (Closes 3/15/19) 9 PRIZES 9 Winners!!!

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  1. always9988

    always9988 Platinum Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Q: if animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
     
  2. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    I am an expert because I am an outside observer.

    #A
    The human animal.
     
  3. BobsHere

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    Preppers Prep
    I was only counting squonkers....;)
     
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    Without a doubt.
     
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    BobsHere From Wherever VU Donator Gold Contributor Member For 2 Years

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    I think about prepping more and more here lately. Never prepped for anything but an ol hurricane....Seems stupidity has become contagious.
     
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    Just Lil Clouds Gold Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    I am an expert because I am
    #A Cats
     
  7. Huckleberried

    Huckleberried Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 4 Years

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    I happen to be an expert because I have brothers.

    A# MY dog. Always hollerin', always chasin' that tail, always humpin' the dog bed, always fartin', always lickin .... places. Never caring about embarassing those around. And this is a GIRL dog.

    Rude.
     
  8. The Cromwell

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    But to a dog that is not being rude. Just being a dog.
     
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    nadalama VU Donator Gold Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    I am not an expert because I am confused.

    Request for Clarification: "Rudest" by whose standards? Human standards or Dog standards? Why not Hippopotamus standards? Or the standards of Neandertal? @The Cromwell has muddied the issue beyond all reason. Ouch, my head! :bomb:
     
  10. The Cromwell

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    LOL
    Manners and such are ALL just a matter of perspective.

    imho though cats are ruder than dogs.
    Cats are just cats, dogs adjust to human manners better than cats.
     
  11. BobsHere

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    I am an expert as I live in a swamp.

    #A Alligator, all they wanna do is bite your F'ing head off.
     
  12. Anibird

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    I am an expert because I own Siamese Cats.

    A# The platypus because it refuses to be classified.
     
  13. MrMeowgi

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    Actually sounds like my kinda night. :sneaka:
     
  14. MrMeowgi

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    It's cuz they have all those teeth and no toothbrush. Mama said it not me. :teehee:
     
  15. BobsHere

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    Don't forget a set of jumper cables...
     
  16. Letitia9

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    Monkeys and apes...one can only imagine what they're saying whilst flinging shit at the silly humans.
     
  17. The Cromwell

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    Ironic that they are the closest relatives to humans?
     
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    Anibird Gold Contributor Reddit Exile

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    I'm an expert because I've stared at a lot of boobs like a professional dirty old man

    A# because ball sweat was already taken.
     
  22. The Cromwell

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    I am just an amateur dirty old man ;)
     
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    We call it boob sweat because the word boob gets a man's attention immediately.
     
  24. OmagaWright

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    Somebody say boobs? Where? Where?!

    *looks @Letitia9 's beard*

    *runs away*
     
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    So that is why the wife unit calls em boobs.
     
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    #Q
    If you were given an envelope with the the time and date of your death inside, would you open it?
     
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  27. The Cromwell

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    I am an expert becuase I time travel.

    #A
    Been there done that.
     
  28. Just Lil Clouds

    Just Lil Clouds Gold Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    So did you open it?
     
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    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Of course since I was the one who left it for myself.
     
  30. Anibird

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    I am an expert because I can do some incredibly dumb things.

    A# I'd open it and then sue the person who gave me the envelope for mental anguish.
     
  31. The Cromwell

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    I sued myself and lost....
     
  32. Anibird

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    You're not very good at seeing the future or you wouldn't have sued yourself cause you'd know you lost. Wait a minute.....why did you sue yourself when you already have everything you have? I'm getting a headache. :gaah::cry:
     
  33. The Cromwell

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    I did it because I had already done it.

    Extra strength Tylenol.
     
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    This is beyond extra strength Tylenol! :cry:
     
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  35. ajvapes

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    Sounds like the Tralfamador Paradox....:gaah:
     
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  36. BobsHere

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    I am an expert as I am....

    #A Absolutely, I could time out my fuckit list, I mean my bucket list, increasing the scale and magnitude exponentially.
     
  37. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Yep you could max out your credit fulfilling bucket list items and such.
    Then find out it was a prank by your co worker...

    when I opened mine I had to wonder if I was mean enough to do that to myself...
     
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    If I knew you better I'd say you are but since I don't really know you I'll just say that You are mean enough and that person in the corner made me say it.
     
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    Would definitely be really, really bad for it to be a prank. I mean reaaallly bad. Don't thinks myself could recover...
     
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    Never believe everything you read on paper and very little of what is written on the net.
    Oh wait this is written on the net....
     
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    And your not recovering may be what causes you to die at that time?
     
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    Exactly
     
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    If it did then the note was not a prank after all?
     
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    :bomb:
     
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    LOL.

    $67E2C18C54E15000.gif
     
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    I am an expert because "I want to believe".....

    A# No, not until I learn to line in the fourth dimension. Till then, in the words of a great philosopher
    "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" :bliss::vino:
     
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    #Q Why do Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day? He was Irish, not American to name just one reason we shouldn't celebrate it.
     
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    I am an expert for I have kissed the Blarney Stone....

    A# Me thinks it has to do with consuming large quantities of Guinness Stout....The Blarney Stone was a chain of bars in NYC.
     
  49. The Cromwell

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    #A
    I am an expert because I am a Merican.
    SOME Americans celebrate St. Patricks Day.
    Maybe because they do not like snakes?
     
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    You see snakes after consuming large quantities of Guinniss...:cheers:
     
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