I’m an Expert ask me (almost) anything Challenge (Closes 3/15/19) 9 PRIZES 9 Winners!!!

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  1. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Only if I consume a large amount of green beer.
    And the snakes are also consuming large amounts of green beer..

    Ohh wait that was the bar at the lawyers convention hotel that I stumbled into once upon a time.
     
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  2. gopher_byrd

    gopher_byrd Cranky Old Fart VU Donator Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years ECF Refugee

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    I'm an expert since I drink beer. and whisky and...

    #A It's as good of an excuse as you're going to get to drink beer. Everyone is Irish on St Paddy's day!
     
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  3. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Irish and Catholic?
    but wait! Are all Irish Catholic? Do the non Catholic in Ireland celebrate St. Patricks day?
     
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    Not gonna start a war, I'm team Switzerland...
     
  5. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Curling on Pluto for me.
     
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    gopher_byrd Cranky Old Fart VU Donator Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years ECF Refugee

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    As an excuse to drink beer, you betcha...
     
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    ajvapes Bronze Contributor Member For 2 Years

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    Beer is truly universal, but;

    Q# At what temperature should beer be served?:vino:
     
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  8. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    #A
    I am an expert because I vape.
    Whatever temperature that YOU like it best.
     
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  9. DogMan

    DogMan VU Donator Platinum Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    i am expert because i am australian

    #a approximately 106.5 coldoids
     
  10. f1r3b1rd

    f1r3b1rd Vigilante Warrior Staff Member Senior Moderator VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 4 Years VU Challenge Team

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    I’m an expert because I’m Irish, Italian and American Indian.
    The temperature is immaterial, it hits 98.6 deg, eventually
     
  11. DogMan

    DogMan VU Donator Platinum Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    #Q

    What time, in what timezone, does this finish?
     
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  12. BobsHere

    BobsHere Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    I am an expert as I have enjoyed this expert challenge with the rest of you expert squirrels, cats, dogs, and varmint.

    #A As in life, anytime she feels like finishing it with complete disregard for time, time zone, day, week, month, or your mental state.
     
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  13. gopher_byrd

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    I'm a rodent not a varmint...
     
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    I'm an expert since I travel a lot.
    #A Does anyone really know what time it is?
     
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  15. JuicyLucy

    JuicyLucy My name is Lucy and I am a squonkaholic Staff Member Senior Moderator VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 2 Years VU Challenge Team ECF Refugee

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    I am an expert because this is my challenge

    #A The challenge will end late afternoon sometime Alaska Standard Time - it is 7:36 a.m. as I post this
     
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    :).............................................:(
     
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  17. ajvapes

    ajvapes Bronze Contributor Member For 2 Years

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    I am an expert Doth time matter, et tu Brutus....


    A# Beware the Ides of March...
     
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  18. The Cromwell

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    Ahh the God Jupiter.
    Time to sacrifice a sheep.
     
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    When it comes to beer, never question an Aussie...
     
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    Ah ...Jupiter, the creator of ladies night.....half price after11 pm....:drunk:
     
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  21. Huckleberried

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    Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?
     
  22. The Cromwell

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    #A I am an expert because I am alive.
    Not waking up dead is always a good thing.
     
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    #Q Are dripping atomizers going extinct?
     
  24. BobsHere

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    I am expert as I listen to The Cromwell.

    #A Quick wit of the ladies. :blowkiss:
    The rest of us are just dogs, pigs, rodents, and otherwise scoundrels.
     
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  25. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    #A
    I am an expert because I squonk.
    YES, Squonkers rule!
     
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  26. DogMan

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    The non rebuildables? Yeah, for testing flavours they no longer reproduce the final flavour that modern rda/rta give. Not more flavour, just taste very different, defeating the purpose
     
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  27. The Cromwell

    The Cromwell The Frugal Vapist VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    The bridgeless cisco types?
    Yep pretty much extinct.
    And you are correct different flavor from them making them pretty useless.
     
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  28. nadalama

    nadalama VU Donator Gold Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    I am an expert because I know some people in Oz.

    A: It cannot finish, @JuicyLucy has missed her chance, because one of the participants lives in a place where it is already TOMORROW.

    OMG!!! It can NEVER END!!! We are gonna be here at 108 years old asking silly questions, with @The Cromwell still emoting an alien, being all creepy over there in the corner.

    By the way, A RODENT IS A VARMINT. What izzamadda widyu?
     
  29. The Cromwell

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    There iz 2 legged varmits as well.
     
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    I am an expert because I have a mind like a steel trap!

    A: Did y'all sneak some more questions in here while I was answering that other question?

    I know how y'all are. I been reading the Mixing Challenge thread. Y'all sneaky, just pretending to be nice and funny, when in all reality, y'all just hostile, plottin' and schemin' and tryin' to make me all confused.

    My favorite part is saying absolutely any crazy shit that comes into my head. Thank you very much, all you loverly peoples. :)
     
  31. nadalama

    nadalama VU Donator Gold Contributor Member For 1 Year

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    Eric Idle is a great philosopher? Wait, was I sleeping?
     
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    Philosopher's football match, and the skit at unsw where they were all philosophy professors named Bruce are two of my favourite sketches
     
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  33. The Cromwell

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    Hide in plain sight :)
     
  34. DogMan

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    [​IMG]
     
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  35. The Cromwell

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    This being an alien in human form sucks since I have to live as a human...
     
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    I am an expert because I have made it this far....

    A# 64 degrees F.
     
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  37. JuicyLucy

    JuicyLucy My name is Lucy and I am a squonkaholic Staff Member Senior Moderator VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 2 Years VU Challenge Team ECF Refugee

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    Okay guys am heading home now
     
  38. ajvapes

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    You can always shapeshift into a dog. Can't be too bad as my dog has just commandeered my Carhart vest as his new bed....:slowclap:
     
  39. The Cromwell

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    Nope no shapeshifting ability.
    Not into butt sniffing either...
    or getting neutered :sad:
     
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    Have you even tried it?
     
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    Came really close :D
    Was female butt though.
     
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    Of course he is, but if you were sleeping you may be a lumberjack. But you're ok..:blech::blech::xD:
     
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    :blech::devil:
     
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    Is it ok if I work all night and I sleep all day?
     
  46. nadalama

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    Brag, brag, brag.
     
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    ajvapes Bronze Contributor Member For 2 Years

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    As long as you " cut down trees, you wear high heels
    Suspendies and a bra".
     
  48. nadalama

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    You mean a bra-er, right? LOL Run away, Run away! Oh wait, I'm gettin confused again! Bridget, get that, will you?
     
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  49. JuicyLucy

    JuicyLucy My name is Lucy and I am a squonkaholic Staff Member Senior Moderator VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 2 Years VU Challenge Team ECF Refugee

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    All right experts - this challenge is officially closed - will announce winners in the next half hour :banana:
     
  50. gopher_byrd

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    I'm an expert since I'm an old fart. A cranky one at that...

    #A Getting home from work since I haven't been to the office on a Friday in many years. Friday commutes suck big time!!!
     

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