I’m an Expert ask me (almost) anything Challenge (Closes 3/15/19) 9 PRIZES 9 Winners!!!

[The Cromwell]

Happy Dr Seuss day to all.

I think I just heard a Who?

 

[nadalama]

A big ol torpedo shaped vacuum?

Actually the one they straight-wired was several shades of blue and looked like a hatbox on wheels. The hose attached to the top. It came along after she traded in the torpedo-shaped Electrolux that slid along on rails. That would have been about 1967.

 

[KingPin!]

I am an expert because I go out when Amazon won't bring it here.

Aut is walmart. Out out is anywhere other than walmart

 

[ajvapes]

#Q:

What was the soundtrack to your elementary school years?

I am an expert because I went to two elementary schools...

A# It started with "Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" (Warning: ear worm) to "Yellow Submarine".

 

[ajvapes]

When I was growing up there was 2 kinds of music on the radio.
Country and Western.
At night I could pick up other music (better) on the skip. A heaviside layer thing.

In my neighborhood there were two types also..."Rock" and "roll".
You probably getting this on skip.

 

[ajvapes]

I am an expert because I was in elementary school once.
A: Bruce Springsteen Born in the usa

Damn I feel old....

 

[ajvapes]

#A
AM radio, all we had. Tube type of course, this was before transistors became available to consumers.

I had a " cat's whisker" , Got a five transistor radio for my b'day in 1960.

 

[nadalama]

Happy Dr Seuss day to all.

I think I just heard a Who?

What?

 

[The Cromwell]

I had a " cat's whisker" , Got a five transistor radio for my b'day in 1960.

I also started out with a crystal radio and about 50' of wire stretched up outside.
Got a transistor radio in 60? WOW!
Prolly had 3 transistors?
Many hundreds in a cell phone now.

 

[The Cromwell]

What?

Was that you Horton?

 

[Huckleberried]

Q what the’s difference between going out and going out out?

I happen to be an expert because my anwer is going to be on topic.

A# Going out is what my cousin used to do and no one knew what exactly that entailed. Going out out is when I went on a date with his friend and found out where out was and got shitty looks from my cousin. What happened next will not be detailed because rules and other stuff. Suffice it to say, I had to stay in for a while.

 

[KingPin!]

I happen to be an expert because my anwer is going to be on topic.

A# Going out is what my cousin used to do and no one knew what exactly that entailed. Going out out is when I went on a date with his friend and found out where out was and got shitty looks from my cousin. What happened next will not be detailed because rules and other stuff. Suffice it to say, I had to stay in for a while.

That’s sounds like a good story!

 

[Letitia9]

Damn I feel old....

No shit. That's what thought when I read that.

 

[Huckleberried]

Q# You know how sometimes a sock goes missing, to hang out with it's other sock friends? Well could anyone please explain to me how a pillow case, an actual pillow case, goes missing from my bedroom to my laundry?

 

[Letitia9]

Q# You know how sometimes a sock goes missing, to hang out with it's other sock friends? Well could anyone please explain to me how a pillow case, an actual pillow case, goes missing from my bedroom to my laundry?

It's always the dog.

 

[Huckleberried]

It's always the dog.

Funny, my little shit cat says the same!

 

[BobsHere]

Q# You know how sometimes a sock goes missing, to hang out with it's other sock friends? Well could anyone please explain to me how a pillow case, an actual pillow case, goes missing from my bedroom to my laundry?

I am an expert because I know where the dryer lives.

#A The sock gnomes are trying to diversify their portfolio.

 

[gopher_byrd]

Q# You know how sometimes a sock goes missing, to hang out with it's other sock friends? Well could anyone please explain to me how a pillow case, an actual pillow case, goes missing from my bedroom to my laundry?

I'm an expert because my wife does the laundry...

#A The socks wanted a bigger meeting room...

 

[BobsHere]

I am an expert because I go out when Amazon won't bring it here.

Aut is walmart. Out out is anywhere other than walmart

Out out is when you go to Popeyes for chicken before you go to Wally World. Sad, but true.....

 

[BobsHere]

I must be un-american because I never liked the Beatles?

You would un-British. Sorry KingPin.
God save the Queen.

 

[The Cromwell]

You would un-British. Sorry KingPin.
God save the Queen.

Many years ago I actually had someone call me unamerican because I did not like the Beatles.
I lost it laughing.

I follow the music I like, not a group.
I do not even know the names in most of the groups that I like the music in I assume one is Named Motley in Motley Crue?

 

[BobsHere]

Many years ago I actually had someone call me unamerican because I did not like the Beatles.
I lost it laughing.

I follow the music I like not a group.
I do not even know the names in some groups that I like the music in I assume one is Named Motley in Motley Crue?

"Oh by the way, which one's Pink."

 

[KingPin!]

Q# You know how sometimes a sock goes missing, to hang out with it's other sock friends? Well could anyone please explain to me how a pillow case, an actual pillow case, goes missing from my bedroom to my laundry?

I’m an expert as this happens to me

#A It’ll be inside another pillow case betcha...or buried in the backyard somewhere thanks to pooch

 

[DogMan]

#Q

Although, actually a serious question.

I have a little playmate being delivered tomorrow for my cockatiel.



This is him. He is a ten week old male, in need of a name.

I ultimately want to meet him to decide. But would like a shortlist first.

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

Thanks

 

[KingPin!]

Dave

 

[Letitia9]

Roger

 

[KingPin!]

Arnie

 

[Letitia9]

Bob

 

[DogMan]

Bob

I like Bob. Bob Murphy was an iconic captain of my football team

 

[nadalama]

Chief

He's gorgeous, in a majestic sorta way, maybe with just a little goofball underneath.

 

[~Don~]

#Q

Although, actually a serious question.

I have a little playmate being delivered tomorrow for my cockatiel.

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This is him. He is a ten week old male, in need of a name.

I ultimately want to meet him to decide. But would like a shortlist first.

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

Thanks

Taco

 

[BobsHere]

Nick
no vape pun intended.

 

[DonBaldy]

A# Call him Squonker

 

[Huckleberried]

#Q

Although, actually a serious question.

I have a little playmate being delivered tomorrow for my cockatiel.

View attachment 132847

This is him. He is a ten week old male, in need of a name.

I ultimately want to meet him to decide. But would like a shortlist first.

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

Thanks

I happen to be an expert because I'm drinking coffee.

A# You should call him Petey.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

#Q

Although, actually a serious question.

I have a little playmate being delivered tomorrow for my cockatiel.

View attachment 132847

This is him. He is a ten week old male, in need of a name.

I ultimately want to meet him to decide. But would like a shortlist first.

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

Thanks

I’m an expert because I believe all animals are tasty with rice and gravy.

You should name him Cocky. Cocky the cockatiel, doesn’t that sound nice?

 

[gopher_byrd]

#Q Does anyone really know what time it is?

 

[DonBaldy]

#Q Does anyone really know what time it is?

I'm and expert because my phone has a clock

A# It's 5:00 somewhere and time fro a drink and a vape.

 

[Huckleberried]

#Q Does anyone really know what time it is?

I happen to be an expert because I used to play a lot of volleyball.

A# Time is this moment. This moment is now. Now requires no hand on a clock, time is irrelevant, unless you're my boss.

 

[The Cromwell]

#Q Does anyone really know what time it is?

I am an expert because I studied quantum mechanics.

#A
It is every time somewhere and yet all the same time.
For this planet anyways.

 

[ajvapes]

#Q

Although, actually a serious question.

I have a little playmate being delivered tomorrow for my cockatiel.

View attachment 132847

This is him. He is a ten week old male, in need of a name.

I ultimately want to meet him to decide. But would like a shortlist first.

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

Thanks

Spike

 

[ajvapes]

#Q Does anyone really know what time it is?

I am an expert because i have read Cromwells post

A# Depends where you are at that moment... or 5 o'clock somewhere....

 

[The Cromwell]

I am an expert because i have read Cromwells post

A# Depends where you are at that moment... or 5 o'clock somewhere....

Or 5:00 everywhere?
How else could I call and talk to anyone around the world in real time?
I could not talk to them in my future or past.

Time and the way humans think of time are two different things.
Time is movement. No movement? No time.
If all movement down to the subatomic level stopped in the universe we would be out of time

 

[The Cromwell]

ON the bird. Einstein.

 

[Anibird]

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

I am an expert because bird is part of my name.
A# Name it Bird

 

[Anibird]

#Q This is real and probably belongs somewhere else but I'm part bird and the tiny brain goes with it
How do I quote someone if I'm posting from my phone?

 

[BobsHere]

#Q This is real and probably belongs somewhere else but I'm part bird and the tiny brain goes with it
How do I quote someone if I'm posting from my phone?

#A just hit reply

 

[Vape Fan]

#Q

Although, actually a serious question.

I have a little playmate being delivered tomorrow for my cockatiel.

View attachment 132847

This is him. He is a ten week old male, in need of a name.

I ultimately want to meet him to decide. But would like a shortlist first.

So, name suggestions. Preferably easy to say, so I actually use the name and don't default to cutesy pet names.

Thanks

What's the other one's name?

 

[DogMan]

What's the other one's name?

Quack . But he usually gets called Chook Man

 

[Vape Fan]

Quack . But he usually gets called Chook Man

Cracker Jack. Jack.
Quack and Jack
Cracker Jack and Chook Man

 

[nadalama]

Quack . But he usually gets called Chook Man

Isn't a chook a chicken? Poor little dude is called "Chicken Man?"