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KingPin! said:
Q# what’s your favourite retort for someone stating the obvious?
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I am an expert because I often nag about the obvious. I am a Mom, it's what we do dammit.

A: Depends who it is, and whether I like you or not. If I like you, I'll grin and say, "Naw, really?"

If I don't, there's no retort, just the deer-in-the-headlights look that quite eloquently says, "I have stopped listening to YOU, SMARTASS!!!"
 
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KingPin! said:
Q# what’s your favourite retort for someone stating the obvious?
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I am an expert as I was taught by a true Master:
A# No it isn't....which would begin an argument. Remaining calm I would reply to further statements in the same way. Eventually the oblivious opponent would realize the obvious only with an elevated BP...:sneaka::sneaka:
 
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KingPin! said:
Q# what’s your favorite (Let me fix that for you lol ) retort for someone stating the obvious?
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I am an expert on this subject for I've been accused of being an ass at times

#A "WTF Joseph!" ... My name isn't Joseph..."Fuck off then Joseph"
 
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BobsHere said:
#Q What will The Cromwell do with his prize if it is not white?
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I am an expert becuase I love whote mods.

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I got White paint?
Silver is also ok.

Got some powdercoat stuff looking to play with and an old countertop oven to bake it with.
Also going to be playing with silver plating mech mod parts. Coppervape esp.
Gotta steal some silver now...
May play with nickel first...
 
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I'm an expert because I've proclaimed myself as such.

A: He'll just fucking live with it because we don't always get what we want in life and have to make due with what we have.
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As long as it does not look like a pinball machine play area with garish colors and flashy leds.
In any case I can all ways pass it on to someone who might appreciate it.
Have run out of stuff to PIF anyway. No one seems to be interested in Evod tanks and such.
Actually threw some of those out and some old T3S.
 
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The Cromwell said:
I am an expert becuase I love whote mods.

#A
I got White paint?
Silver is also ok.

Got some powdercoat stuff looking to play with and an old countertop oven to bake it with.
Also going to be playing with silver plating mech mod parts. Coppervape esp.
Gotta steal some silver now...
May play with nickel first...
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If you get something for the coppervape done up lemme know. Just bought one from here. And could always use some cool parts.
 
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MrMeowgi said:
If you get something for the coppervape done up lemme know. Just bought one from here. And could always use some cool parts.
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Have plans to electroplate the metal parts in the top. The screw and springy thing.
I have several repair kits to play with.
Will let you know how it turns out. Should have the power supply for it built in a week or so.
Been studying up on electroplating and such.
 
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JuicyLucy said:
An asshole, different animal all together, lol
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Ohh I have a touch of that now and again too :D
Had a big case of that when Verizon sold a couple of I phone 10's to someone in TX ( I live in KY) and expected me to pay for them.
Fussed with them for 3 months on that and they kept assuring me it was taken care of.
I finally called them and asked what address my lawyer would send a subpoena to?
It was cleared up that day.
 
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The Cromwell said:
Ohh I have a touch of that now and again too :D
Had a big case of that when Verizon sold a couple of I phone 10's to someone in TX ( I live in KY) and expected me to pay for them.
Fussed with them for 3 months on that and they kept assuring me it was taken care of.
I finally called them and asked what address my lawyer would send a subpoena to?
It was cleared up that day.
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Sounds like they were the assholes
 
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JuicyLucy said:
Sounds like they were the assholes
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Just good capitalists who did not properly verify identity and were eager for the sale.
Buit yes assholes and I had to respond in kind. Had tried being nice.
And had they not fixed it on the final call I was going to sue.
 
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Just Lil Clouds said:
#Q If you had intro music, what song would it be? Why?
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I happen to be an expert because I've never won an Oscar.

A# Hearing Damage - Radiohead
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JuicyLucy said:
I'm an expert because I saw Kiss perform the day Elvis died

#A Bang a Gong by TRex, because it is my theme song already
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Damn hon, remember them on "In Concert" back in the day? How much older am I than you? Quite a bit, most likely...

Seems like that was about the same time that Nixon was resigning...
 
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