You could just have someone wash them for you then. Hell even go as far as spoon feed ya. Once you get those digits correct.
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Nite Sandi.
Nitey nite, Sandi.
Was asking what's up. How ya doing. Anything good going on. Lol. Snow here about 5inches it will be 70° Tuesday and Wednesday l.
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That truly would be awesome. My husband did the dishes while I was sick, bless his sweet little heart, but I really hated being unable to do ANYTHING for myself; a few times I even had to request an arm to lean on to get the bathroom, just in case I got the head-spins from weakness -- the flu just plain sucks, no matter which way you look at it.
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Well I expcet that the medical industry will see a big boost in their bottom dollar over the flu and unfortunately a bit more business for the funeral industry too. And the makers of Tamiflu and other cold type symptom relief products.
Been 20-30 dying weekly here in KY from the flu so far this year.
I briefly scanned an article this morning that claims (I did no research so do not know the validity of their claims) that this is not flu at all, but an engineered plague that was supposed to kill a lot more than have died so far. All I know is that Wifey had symptoms she has NEVER had with any previous bout of flu.
I wonder how the rest of the world is doing with the flu?
We got 3 inches here
Good night Sandi see you tomorrow my friend
Yeah you don't hear all that this year
Well, EveryBuddy, this Oldt Phart is gonna go put his head on the pillow and snuggle the kitty.
Catch y'all on the flip flop.
Catch y'all on the flip flop.
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Moanin' Sandi!
it is a wonderful Moanin! DH hurt his back so he decided to vacuum his car instead! Logic?
He decided to vac or you did? So are you still going to get your meds, or has him hurting his back stopped you from going?
I be con-fuse-ed...
I be con-fuse-ed...
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Too bad you can't rebuild and rejoin the ranks of the shed wankers
Ohh that is in the works. A shed to put Todds to shame
Looking at either a 16 X 20 or 20 X 20...
He did! Nope I'll pick up meds tomorrow. He wanted to check out something on his car. He did a reset on the check engine light.
Gee, Crom, mine is 32x48 and I still don't get anything done in there...
Gee, Crom, mine is 32x48 and I still don;t get anything done in there...
I just need room to work on 1 vehicle or to move the woodworking stuff out from the end and woodwork.
In other words, he's just saying you can't use the car today...
In other words, he's just saying you can't use the car today...
No I have my own car. I was just gonna go along for the ride and pick up meds. He's resting right now.
Oh good. So getting your meds is not that important. I was afraid I was gonna have to come over there and yell at him or summat dumb like dat...
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Gee, Crom, mine is 32x48 and I still don't get anything done in there...
Hence the term Shed Wanker
Sorry Lucy if I do not understand Alaskan slang, so help me out here... when I was knee-high to a grasshopper, some of the kids at school used the term "wanker" to imply some other kid was jerking off (which, I think, was primarily a British expression). So, I am assuming your phrase is saying someone who goes out to the shed to do nothing more than jerk off? Did I get it right? I have a thousand projects going on in my shop at any given time, which is too many for any of them to get properly finished and "on time," but I never go in there to do nothing or just sit and it's way too cold to drop trousers out there. Sorry if I missed the intended humor...
I am, after all, a really oldt phart...
Just thinking about what I just typed above. My wife tells me that 30 years ago, I had a sense of humor. Maybe I would have got it back then. Am I too cranky now to get the jokes? Do all old pharts take things way too literal or too seriously. How do I re-acquire the laugh quotient?
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Sorry, did not mean to imply you masterbate in the shed
Was more implying Pharting around
No problem, dear. I was just trying to understand the meaning. So a "shed wanker" is someone who plays, goofs off, hangs out, farts around, but doesn't get much done in the way of serious work? OK, I am now enlightened.Sorry, did not mean to imply you masturbate in the shed
Was more implying Pharting around
Pretty much me then?No problem, dear. I was just trying to understand the meaning. So a "shed wanker" is someone who plays, goofs off, hangs out, farts around, but doesn't get much done in the way of serious work? OK, I am now enlightened.
some guys waste time watching sports on TV and such. I like to piddle around on projects in my workshop.
So armchair wankers vs shed wankers?
Shed wankers have bigger tools
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Pretty much me then?
some guys waste time watching sports on TV and such. I like to piddle around on projects in my workshop.
So armchair wankers vs shed wankers?
Shed wankers have bigger tools
#shedlyfe
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My husband doesn't have a shed, much to his consternation. But he's really good at piddling around in the garage, though occasionally does something useful therein -- he had a shovel that the metal head kept coming loose from the shaft; today he fastened the shaft to his vise and drilled a hole thru it, so he could attach the metal head of the shovel to the shaft with a bolt. Definitely piddling, but useful piddling.
He also did some yard cleanup, stuff fallen off the trees in this or that storm, but he didn't require any yard tools other than the wheelbarrow. Maybe a rake.
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He also did some yard cleanup, stuff fallen off the trees in this or that storm, but he didn't require any yard tools other than the wheelbarrow. Maybe a rake.
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Hi Jimi....long time no chat....I truly hope you're faring well my friend...!
Hey glad you’re better!I'm feeling much better, thanks, but I'm still running into a fatigue barrier at a much earlier point than has been my norm; just going grocery shopping yesterday, when I got back into the truck afterward, I was so tired I nearly felt ill. Today I did 3 loads of laundry and cooked dinner, and a couple times I had to lie down on the couch for 15 mins and just rest, like I'm some kind of damn invalid or old woman or something.
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Ummm... I’m not sick and doing three loads of laundry and drying and putting them away would still kill me haha
Ohh that reminds me I still have a load to towels in the dryer....
I hope not worse?
Sorry to hear that, Jimi...hope it leaves as fast as it arrived.
Get some Lugols 5% iodine, (liquid) B12 and Selenium....should be good as new in a day or two.
That might turn you into a Mosfet?
Returned a couple weeks ago....had to look at building progress....coming along nicely. I'm heading back the first of March.
At what point do we lose you entirely?
I'll give that a try my friend I feel pretty bad