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The Bear always smells that jam. Naw just feeling sick tonight
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Not good my friend. I hope it’s just a little upset stomach and not all this flu/bronchitis/strep/pneumonia whatever crud is going around.
In the immortal words of Socrates, “ I drank what?!”
sorry you feel ill, so much of that going around.
Went out today again and felt I was getting OCD I used hand sanitizer so many times.
Ok who threw that one?
missed it an weiner dog got it.
missed it an weiner dog got it.
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Get better Jimi!
this weiner likes to wrap himself around biscuits.I used to love biscuits wrapped around weiners
I used to love biscuits wrapped around weiners
In the immortal words of Socrates, “ I drank what?!”
weiner dogs are very good at distracting me.
In confusion there is opportunity for biscuits.
Thanks Sandi
Sneaky little bastards too. Always hiding under the furniture waiting to snatch up any wayward biscuits.
In the immortal words of Socrates, “ I drank what?!”
Tired tonight folks and have an early day tomorrow to take wife unit to a bible study thing..
So good nite all you old Pharts
So good nite all you old Pharts
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Tired tonight folks and have an early day tomorrow to take wife unit to a bible study thing..
So good nite all you old Pharts
Getting very close to talking religion there Bob!!!
Hope everything turns out positive for you Jimi! I have a interview in the afternoon.
I'm exhausted and I didn't even throw biscuits tonight. GN
I'm late getting on here because I had to catch up on some computer work that didn't get done this morning. The temperature actually got up to...ummm... 37 degrees today and I finally managed to get that damn ancient Bobcat started. Had to do it today because we won't be above freezing again for the next 10 days (according to the weather guessers) and Bob won't start below freezing. Anyway, spent 2.5-3 hours clearing snow and my body is screaming. Jerking the skid-steer levers wasn't a problem, but the up/down pedals for the bucket really stretched the limits of my knee joints. And now I am here and most of the familiar old pharts have already gone to bed. Sigh...
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Ah - I'm up! Sorry for your cold-weather-moving-snow-in-a-short-window woes - can relate living in Alaska, lol
I'm up because I am plotting how to squeeze in a visit to a custom squonk modder in Anchorage while I take Mr Juicy to neurologist tomorrow
Hi Lucy. Well, at least one familiar face is still awake here. 
I've been trying to get that stupid old Bobcat running for months, but the temp here in South Dakota has been sub-zero for some time now and no way in hell is that antique starting in that kind of cold. Given I have a broken back and am being held together with a big black back brace (girdle), doing the whole property with a shovel is totally out of the question. Thank Gawd for one warmer day.
Watching the weather the past few weeks, Lannie said we should move to Alaska because Anchorage has been warmer than us.
I've been trying to get that stupid old Bobcat running for months, but the temp here in South Dakota has been sub-zero for some time now and no way in hell is that antique starting in that kind of cold. Given I have a broken back and am being held together with a big black back brace (girdle), doing the whole property with a shovel is totally out of the question. Thank Gawd for one warmer day.
Watching the weather the past few weeks, Lannie said we should move to Alaska because Anchorage has been warmer than us.
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Hi Lucy. Well, at least one familiar face is still awake here.
I've been trying to get that stupid old Bobcat running for months, but the temp here in South Dakota has been sub-zero for some time now and no way in hell is that antique starting in that kind of cold. Given I have a broken back and am being held together with a big black back brace (girdle), doing the whole property with a shovel is totally out of the question. Thank Gawd for one warmer day.
Watching the weather the past few weeks, Lannie said we should move to Alaska because Anchorage has been warmer than us.
It's true - been scarcely sub zero at all this year
Anybody need late night company?
Hi Roost, What's shakin'?
Notta lotta. Just finished tinkering with an atty because it's winter and I'm so BORED!
Ola juicy! How's ya feeling?
So come on over here. I can put ya to work (not that us old pharts really want to work).
Ha ha, careful what you wish. I'm looking for work and looking to move out of this god forsaken shithole of a state.
This is how bored I am. I'm vaping some blue Raz while watching a flying ant flopping around on the table like a turtle on its back. I think it's punch drunk on my vape fumes.
About a zillion years ago, I did a stretch in Rantoul (north of Urbana/Champagne) and we used to call it ill'n'noisy. I was glad when school was over and I got moved to another state.
Good for you on doing a short stint. I'm still doing my bid for a crime I am not aware of.
Around where I live there's only two seasons, winter and construction. Talk about noisy, lol.
I was raised in Soggy Valley (north Willamette Valley) in Orygun and we actually had four real live seasons there. I am not sure I have experienced that since. We have two seasons here in South Dakota too. Very fucking cold and very fucking hot. Construction season occurs anytime of the year when there's no snow on the ground.
Oh oh... clock just struck midnight and I'm turning into a pumpkin (is that the right fairy tale?).
Anyway, bedtime for Bozo.
I'll try to show up a bit earlier tomorrow.
Anyway, bedtime for Bozo.
I'll try to show up a bit earlier tomorrow.
I would not have guessed SD got that hot in the summer.
Never been to Oregon but I hear it's a beautiful state. I think rainy too, no?
Never been to Oregon but I hear it's a beautiful state. I think rainy too, no?
Nite Nite Draco and let them bed bugs bite.
Good luck and study up for the test so you pass.
Wet in Orygun west of the Cascade mountains. Dry to the east of the Cascade mountains.
I lived n Orygun for a while too.
LOL welcome.You misspelled FART but I am still in
the Phart thing started out as a censorship avoidance thing in another little universe.
And I thought you wanted to sound "leet" aka "1337"
Who would censor farts? I mean seriously, some places need to man up. Snowflakes.
Yep and why this thread is here now instead of there.
And a few of the participants as well.
Got 'called on the carpet' over there for coming close to violating a rule...
Not on the Phart thing but making generalized statement about corruption and ineptitude in govt.
No mention of politics at all.
Shades of Retired1.
Morning!
Another gloomy and over cast day here but guess what!? Supposed to get a delivery today - The Asmodus Zesthia!
So excited to home after work!
Another gloomy and over cast day here but guess what!? Supposed to get a delivery today - The Asmodus Zesthia!
So excited to home after work!
Good for you! Are you going to start a thread for the Zesthia and give us your thoughts?
Yes Sir Mr St.Rooster!
I will and I pretty much viewed and read all the available reviews about this so I will not try to reiterate the same stuff.
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Things are finally warming up.
Sadly, including the mice.
Cat got one this AM so I am setting out the traps to make short work of the little bastards!
Sadly, including the mice.
Cat got one this AM so I am setting out the traps to make short work of the little bastards!