ENDED - WIN 3 X 120 ML BOTTLES OF MYSTIC RIVER E-lIQUID! - 1/28

[DaleH1985]

they had to act quickly though, as the sun would soon be setting

 

[SD.]

over the Mystic River and through the enchanted forest came...

 

[DaleH1985]

a group of trolls, carrying freshly made coils and charged batteries

 

[RMVapes28]

But Not a tank or mod in sight

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Then they came upon the Troll Bridge and had to answer three questions correctly to get over the bridge or be

 

[RMVapes28]

Stripped down to their skivvies and slapped with tobacco leaves. Then all of a sudden

 

[mac63]

slowly roasted over an open fire

 

[Diabolique]

They saw in the distance

 

[RMVapes28]

a man chucking clouds so big he could make it rain

 

[AndiPants]

He opened his overcoat and revealed a plethora of vape supplies.


~~Andi~~
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[RMVapes28]

Everybody had their pick of mods and tanks, coils and juice. It was a joyous occasion, until...

 

[Mojoe1976]

So they would have plenty of power. But they had to take turns

 

[aquaholic2491]

supplies were tainted because

 

[VapingGuitarist]

A spy from big tobacco added 100mg's of nic to each bottle of juice and he ruined the mods and tanks with

 

[DaleH1985]

plastic tanks and cheap clone batteries

 

[happy valley]

the shame and horror of it

 

[philbh]

but they were determined So, they salvaged what they could

 

[happy valley]

and carried on like true innovators

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So everyone gathered together on Saturday in the park. It must have been the 4th of July because there were

 

[happy valley]

a large number of burned out politiciansl panhandling

 

[VapingGuitarist]

For Justin Beiber cd's but they were quickly beaten and escorted out of the park by a group of

 

[happy valley]

Converted hell's angels wearing pussy hats

 

[greasegizzard]

As innocent bystanders were left wondering what a pussy hat is

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

They rode off on their Hardly Dangerous tricycles to their secret

 

[RMVapes28]

Spot where a walrus on a bicycle peddled by with a panda in a basket wearing a scarf. The walrus yelled out, "hey all you..."

 

[happy valley]

get over to the hair salon and nail emporium

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Dipsticks! What are you all trying to prove with your pink tu-tu's and long

 

[happy valley]

johns made from bed sheets

 

[VapingGuitarist]

That were old with yellow stains made from

 

[happy valley]

cowards that fought in the banana war

 

[DaleH1985]

Of 1969. It was a long and brutal war

 

[happy valley]

still being fought today in clandestine locations

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Across the street and down the block next to the

 

[happy valley]

Splits, a notorious tribe of

 

[RMVapes28]

Transgender elephants with pink tusks and nipple tassels

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Freaks that have strange fetishes for

 

[happy valley]

a pair of ragged claws. Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

 

[RMVapes28]

With red rubber chickens wearing dresses made of Lycra

 

[happy valley]

and slow typist with small little fingers

 

[RMVapes28]

Sitting all alone with the only light coming from their smartphone. Their only friend

 

[SD.]

was a monkey known as Mongo, the only creature around with a battery charger.

 

[gtrpickr]

and an authentic Goon RDA

 

[aquaholic2491]

who was related to

 

[Kendall]

one who shall remain nameless

 

[gtrpickr]

so they wicked up the rda and passed it around like a peace pipe

 

[SD.]

but low and behold, like a clatter in the night...

 

[aquaholic2491]

a cavalry of knights rode towards them

 

[~Don~]

Riding pink ponies and wielding bananas yelling...


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[AndiPants]

"You there! You can't smoke here!"


~~Andi~~
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[aquaholic2491]

and a fight broke out