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[tibolaso]

Broken glass everywhere

 

[philbh]

and bloody feet

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Because the knights were poor and couldn't afford boots due to the high prices of

 

[Whiskey]

garbage pizza, so they had to settle for some

 

[happy valley]

street tacos with huitlacoche

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Since the knights loved FunGus because he was a fun guy who loved to have his huitlacoche paired with a dark

 

[happy valley]

haired beauty who whirled like a dervish

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Devil in Denver at a Demolition Derby durring a

 

[tibolaso]

very hot night.

 

[happy valley]

The energy was startling, her lips were wet

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And glistening in the summer breeze that made her feel fine blowing through the jasmine in her

 

[happy valley]

veil of secret egress to worlds beyond his

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Control of all things that are red and

 

[happy valley]

like the flaming pearl of knowing

 

[VapingGuitarist]

That Blue Rhino makes the best propane for

 

[happy valley]

the sacred fires of pixie craft

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And Mine Craft as well as

 

[DaleH1985]

cooking the perfect steak

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And she also keeps her Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat steak,' she says
Just like

 

[tibolaso]

carnivores do. I'll enjoy my bubbly wearing

 

[DaleH1985]

my finest jewels and nothing else

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Because she's a Killer Queen with gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam and is guaranteed to blow your

 

[DaleH1985]

mind when you see how lethal she is

 

[VapingGuitarist]

You'll have to call the firehouse because she'll set your soul on fire. And the quicker you get sicker, she'll remove your

 

[DaleH1985]

heart and feed it to her ravenous wolf

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Who huffed and puffed and blew the

 

[DaleH1985]

peasants away with his mighty breath, which had the force of 10 tornadoes

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Which caused a shift in the space time continuum that lead to a

 

[mac63]

sixth degree reversal breakdown of the warp drive resulting in

 

[DaleH1985]

a polar shift and a reversal of the earth's rotation

 

[happy valley]

She touched a spot on my forehead and it felt like being hit with a

 

[DaleH1985]

hammer right between the eyes

 

[happy valley]

like a diamond bullet sutra opening the gate to

 

[DaleH1985]

hell. It was a pain so immense words cannot describe

 

[Ms. Trixy]

the pain and euphoria of her touch

 

[happy valley]

becoming unfettered, stream entry was possible

 

[Ms. Trixy]

she could see his thought, which were bizarre

 

[Whiskey]

due to feeling that the glass was half full

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And the ADV was half empty, paranoia set in and she began to ask everyone, Hey children whats that sound, everybody look whats

 

[DaleH1985]

going down over there. A vicious mugging

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Of a high school janitor named

 

[DaleH1985]

Fred. Apparently fred looked a lot like Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And he always hid in the boiler room because he worked the same hours as a stock broker selling bogus stocks for a pump n dump called

 

[happy valley]

Clarice

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Which was owned by an FBI agent named Clarice who was investing a murderer who liked to wear

 

[happy valley]

a raspberry beret

 

[VapingGuitarist]

The kind you buy at a second hand store. But that didn't stop her from dancin in the dark with

 

[DaleH1985]

Michael Jackson and Prince, who we all know loved a nice raspberry beret.

 

[happy valley]

The werewolves of London had moved to

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Manhattan to get back into the New York groove with