ENDED - WIN 3 X 120 ML BOTTLES OF MYSTIC RIVER E-lIQUID! - 1/28

[kevinjp]

Was the fda about to

 

[John Starz]

Actually leave vaping alone but

 

[km00]

Instead they put their hats on

Under a rock with a 6gb connection

 

[TheKiddVapes]

Strapped up their boots and made their way to....

 

[mac63]

the dock and waiting ferry while humming...

 

[VapingGuitarist]

The Dueling Banjo's song. Then out of nowhere, two vaping mountain men tell the FDA agents that they have purddy mouths while tying them to a tree so they can

 

[happy valley]

read some of Keats sonnets aloud and hope for

 

[mac63]

the sound of chainsaws to move away

 

[tabacon]

Would be great to test some new juice... I must be picky but only 1 in 6 manufacturers have worked out so far.


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[TheKiddVapes]

But then he found Mystic River and he knew everything was going to be ok. Until....

 

[Fergus]

...something spectacular happened and...

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[OE Burntpiston]

The ferry showed up and chain saws stopped.

 

[mac63]

And then the ferryman said,
"There is trouble ahead,
So you must pay me now, "

 

[Whiskey]

Before I dump you and the lot into the water with the trolls after

 

[Mojoe1976]

I take your money

 

[mac63]

then they heard a wild dog howl

 

[Mojoe1976]

The dog sounded huge and hungry (not sure what hungry sounds like but hey it's a story)

 

[VapingGuitarist]

To everones surprise, what they thought was a wild dog, turned out to be none other than

 

[Countrypami]

the purple one eyed monster who

 

[gtrpickr]

was blowing hugh clouds from his saxophone shaped mod

 

[mac63]

just wanted to get a job in a rock and roll band

 

[VapingGuitarist]

In that Summer of '69, he bought a guitar and played it until his fingers

 

[greasegizzard]

So he could increase his vape budget and get the newest TFV164 Cloud Taming Beast King Baby Dragon Slayer

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Unfortunately, local club gig's didn't pay enough so he went to the Cross Roads at midnight to make a deal with the Devil. His soul for Blues Lessons. But that deal allowed him to

 

[mac63]

rock and roll all night

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And vape every day. But on one fateful night, while flying to his next show after a sold out gig at M.S.G., his jet crashed into a

 

[OE Burntpiston]

An intire lake of ejuice.

 

[mac63]

the heat of the burning engines was enough to create a cloud that...

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Covered entire east coast causing mass euphoria and

 

[happy valley]

a fine film of glycerin residue

 

[mac63]

that resulted in numerous and various critters licking windows

 

[pizzadave80]

Which made it clear to see through

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[AndiPants]

Oh no! All that moisture made their batteries vent all at once.


~~Andi~~
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[Mojoe1976]

It was a sight

 

[mac63]

with a flash so bright

 

[OE Burntpiston]

You had to wear shades

 

[VapingGuitarist]

The battery venting was so big, the fire spread all the way to St. Elmo and it created a huge

 

[bklynt]

Wildfire casting crimson flames across

 

[happy valley]

my ears, rolling high and mighty traps, pounced with fire on flaming roads using ideas as my maps

 

[Mojoe1976]

I called 911

 

[happy valley]

The poets had taken over the asylum

 

[mac63]

but it was difficult to tell them apart from the inmates and soon

 

[philbh]

mayhem ensued, until the dead poets society got involved, and they

 

[happy valley]

sharpened their words like spears

 

[RMarcusY]

spears ,,,,of asparagus that were taken from the garden of

 

[mac63]

the Jolly Green Giant and this really upset Little Sprout

 

[happy valley]

Hesperides where the nymphs of evening

 

[philbh]

went to imbibe in the magical elixir brought by

 

[VapingGuitarist]

An Ex-Lax sales exec named Furd Terguson who has a strange addiction to used socks and

 

[gtrpickr]

bobby pins