The elephant carcass wouldn't fit in the crematorium. They decided to build a raft, use a bulldozer to push the body onto the raft and then give it a viking burial. So those with hands started building the raft
And the elephants got wasted mourning their lost friend while everyone else celebrated the successful black Friday sale and the upcoming sale on monday. They all agree
The prices are great. They’d like to go back to the mall to check out some more stuff, but they’re all wasted from drinking the cocktails that the turkeys have mixed for everyone. Plus pumpkin pie and egg nog. Everyone is vaping like mad but
Since most of them don't have opposable thumbs they can't refill their tanks. The ones with squonks have an advantage. Someone decided to invite some monkeys so they could fill