ENDED DIY Flavor Shack Thanksgiving/Black Friday/Cyber Monday. $25.00 Est. End Date 11/30/19

[Bam Bam]

became very emotional as they started

 

[VapeJunkie]

backing the turkey into a corner. I truly thought he was a goner until

 

[Rhianne]

A legion of fly squonkers came in and started buzzing around them and squeezing their bottles on them. Everyone stood still and tried to swat the flies away, but

 

[Amber Petti]

They kept coming in swarms

 

[Bam Bam]

endlessly circling them like

 

[VapeJunkie]

hungry vultures looking for

 

[mac63]

some tasty morsels of rotting...

 

[Bam Bam]

and all to hideous dead-eyed treasures bloated and coldly stiffened from

 

[Amber Petti]

Rotting away and all the

 

[Anibird]

Maggots breaking the flesh down into rotting, stinking piles of flesh.

 

[Amber Petti]

Soon the Black Plague would appear

 

[Anibird]

As the fleas infested the rats who brought them to the humans. If the Black Death passed quickly from one person to the next they might get some great deals!

 

[Amber Petti]

So quickly scientists started injecting people with a serum to run to stores

 

[Bam Bam]

but, alas it was to late

 

[Rhianne]

Walmart decided to ban all sales, because the sales were seducing kids into high interest credit cards. Which they were using to buy tobacco flavored Juul pods for the nic buzz.

Some of the sheeps wanted to save the kids. But

 

[Bam Bam]

there was no salvation for

 

[Anibird]

Anyone under 21. Once you were an adult and could vote then you mattered

 

[Amber Petti]

So teenagers started to throw riots

 

[Rhianne]

So the flies decided to annoy the elephants and make them trample the teens. But

 

[mac63]

the teens were too squishy and the elephants were slip sliding away

 

[Rhianne]

On squishy teens. The turkeys riled the goats up into kicking the teens while they were down.

 

[Anibird]

And the flies buzzed in the teens ears driving them crazy

 

[Rhianne]

So the kids wanted to go get some more Juuls. It was late at night by this time so

 

[Anibird]

They escaped from the elephants, goats and flies and tried going down dark alleys looking for bootleg Juul pods because they didn't know

 

[Amber Petti]

The harmful chemicals that could be put in juices off the streets

 

[VapeJunkie]

What came next will forever go down as

 

[Anibird]

"Ban flavors, save the kids." The goats were confused because their children were fine

 

[Amber Petti]

And all the others that used reliable juices couldn’t understand the sicknesses going around

 

[Bam Bam]

It wasn’t the Eliquid causing the sickness. It was

 

[Amber Petti]

The rotting carcasses still left behind

 

[Bam Bam]

That became a huge problem for

 

[VapeJunkie]

the CDC who was pushing their own agenda to ban all vaping products to make way for

 

[Amber Petti]

Big tobacco to regain all their lost customers back and gain more profit again

 

[Bam Bam]

from closed systems they

 

[Amber Petti]

Caused. They were pissed people

 

[Bam Bam]

were not out voting to save

 

[Anibird]

The politicians butts. If they voted to ban flavors they were voted out of office. Then

 

[Amber Petti]

They decided to take more time to decide

 

[Bam Bam]

whether they were single issue voters or

 

[VapeJunkie]

loyal to their own party. One thing was for sure, the landscape was

 

[Bam Bam]

set for a battle against overreaching regulations. Now

 

[Amber Petti]

It was time to decide

 

[Rhianne]

But kids being kids, the teens still wanted to score their Juuls. So they hitched rides en masse and headed over to

 

[Anibird]

New York where they knew they'd find Juul pods. But all they found was

 

[VapeJunkie]

black market THC carts and

 

[Rhianne]

Over priced stuff. They decided to vape on the streets and were accosted by angry New Yorkers who

 

[Anibird]

Told them they were killing themselves and were much too young to be vaping. They decided to leave and headed towards

 

[Amber Petti]

The Bermuda Triangle because

 

[Rhianne]

They figured they could vape there in peace. But they were teleported back to

 

[Anibird]

Where they started from originally. This time the group of teens headed