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vaperature

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You truly are a national treasure, @vaperature. Don't ever change LOL!
If you think this is the Jerry Springer show, that explains all your behavior. I will have you know, however, that you are in the minority in that viewpoint; you're also in the minority on your view that I'm nothing but a worthless troll, even though you like to claim you speak for everyone.
 

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Umm, besides a couple ads, the links he posted for deals go back to Vaporjoes blog. You are so pissed off at something that you aren't thinking clearly. You're beginning to lose credibility by constantly ranting and trolling. So you don't like V4P3R, we all see that. Let it go man, let it go...
 

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Umm, besides a couple ads, the links he posted for deals go back to Vaporjoes blog. You are so pissed off at something that you aren't thinking clearly. You're beginning to lose credibility by constantly ranting and trolling. So you don't like V4P3R, we all see that. Let it go man, let it go...
Hey, he started it up again with his shit talking about me. I will agree to let it go when he stops talking shit about me. Deal?
 

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I'll make you a deal, sure. I will never, EVER respond to you directly as long as you never, EVER respond to anything I post either. Binding in perpetuity forever and ever. And ever. And ever.

It's very clear that we have absolutely no use for each other whatsoever. You go your way, and I'll go mine.

Deal?
 

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I'll make you a deal, sure. I will never, EVER respond to you directly as long as you never, EVER respond to anything I post either. Binding in perpetuity forever and ever. And ever. And ever.

It's very clear that we have absolutely no use for each other whatsoever. You go your way, and I'll go mine.

Deal?
No deal. This is a community. What you are describing is forming cliques. How about you just stop talking shit about me and then I have no reason to respond to you. Any problem with that?
 

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No deal. This is a community. What you are describing is forming cliques. How about you just stop talking shit about me and then I have no reason to respond to you. Any problem with that?
Yawn. Back to playing the victim. You're the one who started ALL of this in the first place with your bullshit. Don't be all doe-eyed now acting like it was me.

I made you a fair offer, and of course, you rebuffed it. Go figure.

Here's the truth. I've been talking with moderators for several weeks. For some odd reason, I can't add you to my ignore list. I can add every single other person on this board, but not you. Imagine the irony. I don't know why they can't get it worked out on the back end, and at this point, I really don't care. Clearly it hasn't been fixed, because honestly, I would prefer to never view a single word that you post.

If getting this "deal" done on your terms means that you'll walk away and shut the fuck up, then fine. I accept.

I will stop "talking shit about you" so that you can move on. Now go away.
 

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Yawn. Back to playing the victim. You're the one who started ALL of this in the first place with your bullshit. Don't be all doe-eyed now acting like it was me.

I made you a fair offer, and of course, you rebuffed it. Go figure.

Here's the truth. I've been talking with moderators for several weeks. For some odd reason, I can't add you to my ignore list. I can add every single other person on this board, but not you. Imagine the irony. I don't know why they can't get it worked out on the back end, and at this point, I really don't care. Clearly it hasn't been fixed, because honestly, I would prefer to never view a single word that you post.

If getting this "deal" done on your terms means that you'll walk away and shut the fuck up, then fine. I accept.

I will stop "talking shit about you" so that you can move on. Now go away.
Bullshit, you started it when you interrupted my conversation in the Cotton Bacon thread and called me a "troll" and told everyone to ignore me, out of the blue, unprovoked, I didn't say ANYTHING to you to provoke that. Now you know. If you EVER do that to me again I will haunt you to no end. So just shut the fuck up yourself you lousy little troll who is butthurt because I wrote a rebuttal to your stupid ass We Are Vapers shit. The truce starts NOW. Let's see who breaks it (and commenting on one of your threads isn't breaking it--using insulting, belittling language is).
 

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Actually, no. You started this several weeks ago in the U MAD BRO forum where two threads raged on for several pages because you got some wild hair up your ass about how I didn't answer a question to your satisfaction. Let's get that straight. This all started because of you.

Period.

There is no truce and never will be. You constantly flip and flop, backtrack, and use whatever mode of trolling suits you at the moment anyway. You're just a troll through and through, and nothing is ever going to change that.
 

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Actually, no. You started this several weeks ago in the U MAD BRO forum where two threads raged on for several pages because you got some wild hair up your ass about how I didn't answer a question to your satisfaction. Let's get that straight. This all started because of you.

Period.

There is no truce and never will be. You constantly flip and flop, backtrack, and use whatever mode of trolling suits you at the moment anyway. You're just a troll through and through, and nothing is ever going to change that.
You all heard it straight from the King Troll's mouth himself. "There is no truce and never will be." Okay? So, when you guys see us fighting again, and you want to say I'm the troll and I'm the cause of it, just remember HIS words. "There is no truce and never will be."
 

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You all heard it straight from the King Troll's mouth himself. "There is no truce and never will be." Okay? So, when you guys see us fighting again, and you want to say I'm the troll and I'm the cause of it, just remember HIS words. "There is no truce and never will be."

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You have an amazing way of deflecting everything YOU do onto others. YOU are the one who has been playing the victim card from day one. You post inflammatory articles about people, and then when people respond to them, you cry, "Oh, poor me, why is everyone "trolling" me." You're such a goof ball and you are so transparent.
 

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I like how you say "everyone" is trolling me. You're the only one who is trolling. Are you back to speaking for the masses? The legions of "people" who agree with you?

Oh, wait. You must be referring to your 7 other personalities. Carry on.
 

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I like how you say "everyone" is trolling me. You're the only one who is trolling. Are you back to speaking for the masses? The legions of "people" who agree with you?

Oh, wait. You must be referring to your 7 other personalities. Carry on.
You kind of lost your rights to complain about me "trolling" you when I offered you a truce and you rejected it, jerk off.
 

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You kind of lost your rights to complain about me "trolling" you when I offered you a truce and you rejected it, jerk off.
I made an offer to you and you rejected it in favor of your own, which you could then twist and manipulate at your convenience.

My offer is still on the table. I'll reiterate:

We both walk away, right now, forever. You don't reply to anything I post, and I won't reply to anything you post. We ignore each other. We don't talk to or about each other. You don't reply in a thread started by me, and I don't reply in a thread started by you. Basically, you don't exist to me, and I don't exist to you.

That's the ONLY way this is ever going to end. Deal?
 

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I made an offer to you and you rejected it in favor of your own, which you could then twist and manipulate at your convenience.

My offer is still on the table. I'll reiterate:

We both walk away, right now, forever. You don't reply to anything I post, and I won't reply to anything you post. We ignore each other. We don't talk to or about each other. You don't reply in a thread started by me, and I don't reply in a thread started by you. Basically, you don't exist to me, and I don't exist to you.

That's the ONLY way this is ever going to end. Deal?
What you are describing is drawing a line. That's impossible. We can't ignore each other. We belong to the same community. I'm not going to go around here worrying that I can't comment here or there just because you happen to be there. If I want shit like that, I'll go to ECF. My plan is simpler. We just don't make insulting, inflammatory, belittling comments toward each other. I'm fine with that, because, although others may not agree with me, I don't think I've been the one to bring your mother into it and so forth.
 

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It's pretty simple, man. I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of it.

Post wherever the hell you want, just don't reply to me. Don't talk about me. Don't quote me. Don't post in threads I've started. There are other threads out there we've both participated in and have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. That's fine. We can coexist.

Do we have an accord?
 

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It's pretty simple, man. I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of it.

Post wherever the hell you want, just don't reply to me. Don't talk about me. Don't quote me. Don't post in threads I've started. There are other threads out there we've both participated in and have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. That's fine. We can coexist.

Do we have an accord?
Sorry. No deal. I'll reply to whoever I like, whenever I like and you're not my boss. If you want to co-exist here on a mature, rational, civil basis I'm all for that. If you want to live in a fantasy world where we don't exist to each other, then I want no part of it. I'm too old for those kind of games. And you should be as well.
 

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I'm too old for those kind of games.
But you're never too old to troll for 8 pages of comments in 5 different threads.

o_O

I'll let you have the final comment for awhile. You deserve it. The one where you talk about being mature is just too much of a gem for it to get buried for very long. See you in the morning, cupcake.
 

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But you're never too old to troll for 8 pages of comments in 5 different threads.

o_O

I'll let you have the final comment for awhile. You deserve it. The one where you talk about being mature is just too much of a gem for it to get buried for very long. See you in the morning, cupcake.
Yeah, but one problem with that, I'm the one offering to try being mature, and you're the one out right rejecting the very idea of being mature. So, twist it any way you like, pumpkin, but you're the one choosing to act like a child.
 

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You lads are in perpetual check ( I will be reviewing that juice eventually BTW)....check mate goes to the first person to simply stop responding...no formal ignore or declared intent on ignoring needed.


Perpetual Check...see what I did there?? lolz
 

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You lads are in perpetual check ( I will be reviewing that juice eventually BTW)....check mate goes to the first person to simply stop responding...no formal ignore or declared intent on ignoring needed.


Perpetual Check...see what I did there?? lolz
Lol, yeah right. I don't play chess. Anyway, I'm kind of mad at this guy because he argued with me so much last night I forgot to watch Mod Envy. Lol.
 

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I was told this forum had an "ignore" feature for those too immature to handle continued troll-baiting. Unfortunately, one must simultaneously be mature enough to employ said feature.
 

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Actually, no. You started this several weeks ago in the U MAD BRO forum where two threads raged on for several pages because you got some wild hair up your ass about how I didn't answer a question to your satisfaction. Let's get that straight. This all started because of you.

Period.

There is no truce and never will be. You constantly flip and flop, backtrack, and use whatever mode of trolling suits you at the moment anyway. You're just a troll through and through, and nothing is ever going to change that.

Moved to....yep
 

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I have no choice but to pronounce you...husband and wife.....you choose who will be whom.
Oh please dont give them the choice! It'll never end! "You're the pussy!" "No, YOU'RE the pussy!"
 

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Holy fuck how did I just finally stumble upon this thread?

Great banter guys - seriously - this has made the workday all the more entertaining.. (which clearly means my work is pretty damn boring if this is the highlight of my day lol)
 

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Yeah, but one problem with that, I'm the one offering to try being mature, and you're the one out right rejecting the very idea of being mature. So, twist it any way you like, pumpkin, but you're the one choosing to act like a child.

Wow... just wow.. I can't read this garbage anymore - Punching out.
 

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Holy fuck how did I just finally stumble upon this thread?

Great banter guys - seriously - this has made the workday all the more entertaining.. (which clearly means my work is pretty damn boring if this is the highlight of my day lol)
Wow... just wow.. I can't read this garbage anymore - Punching out.
Well, that didnt take long... LMAO!
 

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Hey, V00P3R re-titled his thread in the U Mad Bro section. I'm Vaping Underground FAMOUS now. Lol.
 

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Dude.. after 4 pages of reading I'm surprised my own brain didn't shoot itself.. I'm lucky to be alive at this point..
Sorry. Lol. Don't blame me. V00P3R is the one who insists on keeping this shit alive.
 

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Sorry. Lol. Don't blame me. V00P3R is the one who insists on keeping this shit alive.

Don't try and divert the blame now lol.. And i'm not getting sucked into this shit.. which is why I said I was punching out - which I still plan to do.. I just like Midnite enough to come back and reply to his post
 

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Don't try and divert the blame now lol.. And i'm not getting sucked into this shit.. which is why I said I was punching out - which I still plan to do.. I just like Midnight enough to come back and reply to his post
I admit we have both been acting like trolls. Here's a nice little greeting from V00P3R that he posted in one of my threads yesterday.

http://vaporacle.blogspot.com/2015/02/v4p3r-parodies-vape-mania-cover.html

This was a failed hate response triggered when I literally "thanked" him for spreading the word about the US Vaping Association scam.
 

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I admit we have both been acting like trolls. Here's a nice little greeting from V00P3R that he posted in one of my threads yesterday.

http://vaporacle.blogspot.com/2015/02/v4p3r-parodies-vape-mania-cover.html

This was a failed hate response triggered when I literally "thanked" him for spreading the word about the US Vaping Association scam.

Sadly I just don't care enough to click on that link.. Once again - I've tapped out on this troll-a-thon for today.. Maybe tomorrow I'll be back.. maybe I won't.. I must pray to the vape gods first and ask them for guidance
 

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Sadly I just don't care enough to click on that link.. Once again - I've tapped out on this troll-a-thon for today.. Maybe tomorrow I'll be back.. maybe I won't.. I must pray to the vape gods first and ask them for guidance

Please put a word in for me, my vape mail has been in limbo for five days.
 

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And i'm not getting sucked into this shit..
A good policy.

That's really all he wants: attention. Without a response, he has nothing. He'll continue to play the victim when it suits him and attack when he's been "provoked", but at the end of the day, he's just a worthless troll. My personal favorite is his recent streak of over-the-top "thank you" posts that have been peppering the forums, which are a whole new breed of hilarity.

He'll continue to ride on my coattails with his secondhand blogging attempts, and that's okay. I take it as a compliment. The timestamp he adds to his feeble blogging is a nice touch, as if he somehow "scooped" the source where he copies his info. :rolleyes:

There's no such thing as bad publicity. The more he posts, the more he bumps my real content to the top, and the more visitors I get. It's plainly obvious that he's just a jealous wannabe who I'll always top in the rankings, so he's just sealing his own irrelevance. He will eventually fade back into obscurity where he came from.
 

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A good policy.

That's really all he wants: attention. Without a response, he has nothing. He'll continue to play the victim when it suits him and attack when he's been "provoked", but at the end of the day, he's just a worthless troll. My personal favorite is his recent streak of over-the-top "thank you" posts that have been peppering the forums, which are a whole new breed of hilarity.

He'll continue to ride on my coattails with his secondhand blogging attempts, and that's okay. I take it as a compliment. The timestamp he adds to his feeble blogging is a nice touch, as if he somehow "scooped" the source where he copies his info. :rolleyes:

There's no such thing as bad publicity. The more he posts, the more he bumps my real content to the top, and the more visitors I get. It's plainly obvious that he's just a jealous wannabe who I'll always top in the rankings, so he's just sealing his own irrelevance. He will eventually fade back into obscurity where he came from.
I can't believe you're still lingering on about this, V00P3R. You're the one who retitled this thread to keep it alive so that you get more attention. You're the one who scribbled all over my book cover like a little child and then posted it in my thread like a troll just for attention. You're hilarious. You are going to keep this childish shit up forever, aren't you? Lol.
 

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I don't know what you've just posted, troll. The ignore feature has finally been fixed, and I can no long see your worthless "contributions".

You'll get no further response from me after this post. All your strawman posts will fall on deaf ears...or blind eyes. One thing has become obvious: you will never stop. I'm certain that your jealous butthurt trolling will continue, but I will always have the last laugh. As much fun as it has been to troll you back, this cycle will continue unless one of us is a big enough person to simply walk away.

And that person is me. Happy trails, asshole.
 

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THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I don't know what you've just posted, troll. The ignore feature has finally been fixed, and I can no long see your worthless "contributions".

You'll get no further response from me after this post. All your strawman posts will fall on deaf ears...or blind eyes. One thing has become obvious: you will never stop. I'm certain that your jealous butthurt trolling will continue, but I will always have the last laugh. As much fun as it has been to troll you back, this cycle will continue unless one of us is a big enough person to simply walk away.

And that person is me. Happy trails, asshole.
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Both, homophobic pig.
I do not fear gay people.

I just have no USE for their lifestyle.

Apparently that offends you and your boyfriend, packing your ass. That probably explains why you act like a crazy woman. You must be the one on the bottom.
 
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