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I miss you Lannie. But thanks for flying by.I didn't get a chance to totally catch up, sorry, this is another fly-by for me, but I'm thinking about you all.
(Gotta go put more wood on the fire...)
In my opinion, if you (anyone) actually wants to "see America," stay off the interstates. All the great views are found only via the small country roads.
I saw a frozen lake in Wyoming. Waves frozen in mid air. The wind there (Cheyenne) is unrelenting. But, it really is beautiful. Just would not ever want to live there.
I want to see the painted dessert. Last time I was 7 years old and don't remember it.
Which one in which state? There is a great one in central Orygun, another in South Dakota, a big one in Arizona...
Surely they have repainted it by now?
It was the one in Arizona. Man, I'd love that!
ROTF!!!!
Does it look anything like painted toenails?
hehehehehe!!!! Very funny. I still haven't taken that polish off.
Been really enjoying the Tornado RTA, really hard to beat for flavor, I've used nothing else, I modded mine though, got rid of the side fill for top fill and blacked it out Darkside style.
There is a method to wick this though, get it wrong and it will drain the tank from full to empty as there is no juice flow control but in saying that, I've not had mine leak at all.
Running some really good 3 core 26g Kanthal wrapped with 32g NI80 alien coils and wicked it with Kendo Gold.
You have to push the top chamber over the wicks and then trim and stuff them, just how I wick my moonshot.
It doesn't get better than this and of course, popped it on my No1 mod, great setup.
Hope your all well and getting geared up for Christmas, I've had my presents early, a new TV a PS4 Pro and an Xbox S, yeah, I know, only I could have both consoles lol
Takeaway Pizza tonight, I've not had one for three weeks !! I've been good (ish)
Opps, almost forgot, Emily said she will come on tomorrow and says ello x
There is a method to wick this though, get it wrong and it will drain the tank from full to empty as there is no juice flow control but in saying that, I've not had mine leak at all.
Running some really good 3 core 26g Kanthal wrapped with 32g NI80 alien coils and wicked it with Kendo Gold.
You have to push the top chamber over the wicks and then trim and stuff them, just how I wick my moonshot.
It doesn't get better than this and of course, popped it on my No1 mod, great setup.
Hope your all well and getting geared up for Christmas, I've had my presents early, a new TV a PS4 Pro and an Xbox S, yeah, I know, only I could have both consoles lol
Takeaway Pizza tonight, I've not had one for three weeks !! I've been good (ish)
Opps, almost forgot, Emily said she will come on tomorrow and says ello x
I always enjoy your vape pics Rixy. Tell Emily hey! I'm enjoying my early Christmas present. A 27inch new monitor. Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Now I can see your pics even better.Been really enjoying the Tornado RTA, really hard to beat for flavor, I've used nothing else, I modded mine though, got rid of the side fill for top fill and blacked it out Darkside style.
There is a method to wick this though, get it wrong and it will drain the tank from full to empty as there is no juice flow control but in saying that, I've not had mine leak at all.
Running some really good 3 core 26g Kanthal wrapped with 32g NI80 alien coils and wicked it with Kendo Gold.
You have to push the top chamber over the wicks and then trim and stuff them, just how I wick my moonshot.
It doesn't get better than this and of course, popped it on my No1 mod, great setup.
Hope your all well and getting geared up for Christmas, I've had my presents early, a new TV a PS4 Pro and an Xbox S, yeah, I know, only I could have both consoles lol
Takeaway Pizza tonight, I've not had one for three weeks !! I've been good (ish)
Opps, almost forgot, Emily said she will come on tomorrow and says ello x
(((Atcha)))
Emmy said I'm always OTT, I put 300 LED lights on the tree LOL.....It's SO bright (picture doesn't really show it up that much)
Happy new monitor x
WOW I love it! I always use to over do the lights when I put a tree up too. Just love all those lights.(((Atcha)))
Emmy said I'm always OTT, I put 300 LED lights on the tree LOL.....It's SO bright (picture doesn't really show it up that much)
Happy new monitor x
They flash too but it was so distracting and did my nut in lol
Pretty tree, Rixy!
Thanks Mom x
Ok wompers. It's Christmas time and I started a poem. Who wants to write the next lines?
The night before Christmas.....
the best time of year.
Hoping my presents
contain some vape gear.
A mod or a tank,
or even some juice.
Would please me even more
than a freshly smoked goose!
A pico, a vamo, a sqonker, oh my!
Tornado, avocado for these I'd just die!
A Goon for Cromwell?
A pipe for Kadly?
A Reo for Deb or DNA for Lannie?
Oh what could possibly be...
Wrapped up under that tree!
Rixy's part:
I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
The night before Christmas.....
the best time of year.
Hoping my presents
contain some vape gear.
A mod or a tank,
or even some juice.
Would please me even more
than a freshly smoked goose!
A pico, a vamo, a sqonker, oh my!
Tornado, avocado for these I'd just die!
A Goon for Cromwell?
A pipe for Kadly?
A Reo for Deb or DNA for Lannie?
Oh what could possibly be...
Wrapped up under that tree!
Rixy's part:
I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
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Nice.
but I already have 2 Wankos.
Should get my Goon and Hadaly clones by Christmas though.
but I already have 2 Wankos.
Should get my Goon and Hadaly clones by Christmas though.
Too late. You're already in the poem.
I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
That doesn't rhyme ! Boo
OMG that's GREAT Rixy!!!!!I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
That doesn't rhyme ! Boo
Ok Croms. I changed it to Goon.
That's what Emmy calls me when I act daft, she always says........Ya big Goon !Ok Croms. I changed it to Goon.
Too funny!!!!! That's one of my favorites too. Goon, Bonehead, Wanker. hehehehe
Well really !
Guess what Lannie's is.............batshit loony-tunes
My 4 year old Son wants a phone for Christmas, I mean, what is going on, who is he going to phone, he ain't having one, what happened to Spiderman toys and bloody action figures.......Kids today
Yea I know. I love Lannie's!!! lmao!Guess what Lannie's is.............batshit loony-tunes
My 4 year old Son wants a phone for Christmas, I mean, what is going on, who is he going to phone, he ain't having one, what happened to Spiderman toys and bloody action figures.......Kids today
Maybe you could give him a used phone that's not hooked up. So he can take pics, and pretend he's using it.
I'm sure if you gave him some action figures he'd love um. Or hot wheels. OMG hot wheels are the bomb!
Ok, my decorating so far. I hid the Walking Dead katana holder with a cute little Christmas thang. Zombies and Christmas don't go together too well.
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It did before the translation.I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
That doesn't rhyme ! Boo
Sure it does.Ok, my decorating so far. I hid the Walking Dead katana holder with a cute little Christmas thang. Zombies and Christmas don't go together to well.
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You never been shopping the week before Christmas?
Well crap!!!! My electricity went bye bye. It came back up but I hope it doesn't go out again. I was bad and didn't refuel the generator. 
So YOU caused it to go off for everyone else?Well crap!!!! My electricity went bye bye. It came back up but I hope it doesn't go out again. I was bad and didn't refuel the generator.
Ok wompers. It's Christmas time and I started a poem. Who wants to write the next lines?
The night before Christmas.....
the best time of year.
Hoping my presents
contain some vape gear.
A mod or a tank,
or even some juice.
Would please me even more
than a freshly smoked goose!
A pico, a vamo, a sqonker, oh my!
Tornado, avocado for these I'd just die!
A Goon for Cromwell?
A pipe for Kadly?
A Reo for Deb or DNA for Lannie?
Oh what could possibly be...
Wrapped up under that tree!
Rixy's part:
I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
My vape collection is already quite large
When I decide I want something, I use Paypal or charge.
There is only one present I want with gusto
That's to be with my sweetie beneath the mistletoe
We will suck and blow, we will huff and puff
Get your minds out of the gutter, I mean on our vape stuff.
Yikes!Well crap!!!! My electricity went bye bye. It came back up but I hope it doesn't go out again. I was bad and didn't refuel the generator.
Uh, well that could certainly be a possibility. I did just put my Christmas decorations up.
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My vape collection is already quite large
When I decide I want something, I use Paypal or charge.
There is only one present I want with gusto
That's to be with my sweetie beneath the mistletoe
We will suck and blow, we will huff and puff
Get your minds out of the gutter, I mean on our vape stuff.
Ok wompers. It's Christmas time and I started a poem. Who wants to write the next lines?
The night before Christmas.....
the best time of year.
Hoping my presents
contain some vape gear.
A mod or a tank,
or even some juice.
Would please me even more
than a freshly smoked goose!
A pico, a vamo, a sqonker, oh my!
Tornado, avocado for these I'd just die!
A Goon for Cromwell?
A pipe for Kadly?
A Reo for Deb or DNA for Lannie?
Oh what could possibly be...
Wrapped up under that tree!
Rixy's part:
I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
Kadly's part:
My vape collection is already quite large
When I decide I want something, I use Paypal or charge.
There is only one present I want with gusto
That's to be with my sweetie beneath the mistletoe
We will suck and blow, we will huff and puff
Get your minds out of the gutter, I mean on our vape stuff.
The night before Christmas.....
the best time of year.
Hoping my presents
contain some vape gear.
A mod or a tank,
or even some juice.
Would please me even more
than a freshly smoked goose!
A pico, a vamo, a sqonker, oh my!
Tornado, avocado for these I'd just die!
A Goon for Cromwell?
A pipe for Kadly?
A Reo for Deb or DNA for Lannie?
Oh what could possibly be...
Wrapped up under that tree!
Rixy's part:
I'm not one to brag with my big Santa swag
I have all of those tanks in my crimbo bag
Didn't you know it's Christmas everyday
I'm a spoilt brat, what can I say
Cause for me, I'm at the top his list
See you all later, I'm off to get pissed
Kadly's part:
My vape collection is already quite large
When I decide I want something, I use Paypal or charge.
There is only one present I want with gusto
That's to be with my sweetie beneath the mistletoe
We will suck and blow, we will huff and puff
Get your minds out of the gutter, I mean on our vape stuff.
Like Tim Taylor do you have to wear dark glasses to look at them?Uh, well that could certainly be a possibility. I did just put my Christmas decorations up.
Future's so bright ya gotta wear shades.
You know it!
Nice!
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum
Not a vaper was posting, with an ounce of decorum
Falala and most, were lost in a fog
Kadly, that knave, had spiked our eggnog
The cotton was nestled, all snug on the deck
Or maybe Twas Rayon, we need a hand check!
Debadoo with her skillet, Hank with his Goon
Rixsta's light saber, we'll see Emmy's soon.
The stockings were hung on the chimney with care
hoping the June FastTech order, soon would be there
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
The REST of you Wompers, drinking up all my beer
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Cromwell beating Santa, with his own ladder
"Get Off My Lawn!" we could hear Bob shout
I don't NEED temp control, so get the fuck out!
Leave me in peace!, I told Doc Iguana
he said "Listen Up, Boit! I'll leave when I wanna"
"Hehe, check this out" as he showed the full Monty
NO, put THAT "gun" away! I scolded MikeConti
"We brought homegrown Roast Beast"
said Lannie and Dracon
Hank laughed, "Thats no feast!"
"I brought Tits filled with Bacon!"
Inspects, ever polite, while downing my beer
Said "Great Party!, I'll bring something next year"
NO DON'T! This is NUTS, I told dale
Just send me a damn card in the mail!
Out Andria, Kevin, Debby and Dave!
Out Lucy and Chopdoc and Morley (who gave)
Stuey and Kat, whats the rest of your names?
Anways, rhyming, I'm sick of these games.
It's the 3rd of December, and already too much
with shopping, decorating, commercials and such
Santa's outsourcing now, and fired EACH elf.
Merry Christmas you wompers, and GFY.
Not a vaper was posting, with an ounce of decorum
Falala and most, were lost in a fog
Kadly, that knave, had spiked our eggnog
The cotton was nestled, all snug on the deck
Or maybe Twas Rayon, we need a hand check!
Debadoo with her skillet, Hank with his Goon
Rixsta's light saber, we'll see Emmy's soon.
The stockings were hung on the chimney with care
hoping the June FastTech order, soon would be there
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
The REST of you Wompers, drinking up all my beer
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Cromwell beating Santa, with his own ladder
"Get Off My Lawn!" we could hear Bob shout
I don't NEED temp control, so get the fuck out!
Leave me in peace!, I told Doc Iguana
he said "Listen Up, Boit! I'll leave when I wanna"
"Hehe, check this out" as he showed the full Monty
NO, put THAT "gun" away! I scolded MikeConti
"We brought homegrown Roast Beast"
said Lannie and Dracon
Hank laughed, "Thats no feast!"
"I brought Tits filled with Bacon!"
Inspects, ever polite, while downing my beer
Said "Great Party!, I'll bring something next year"
NO DON'T! This is NUTS, I told dale
Just send me a damn card in the mail!
Out Andria, Kevin, Debby and Dave!
Out Lucy and Chopdoc and Morley (who gave)
Stuey and Kat, whats the rest of your names?
Anways, rhyming, I'm sick of these games.
It's the 3rd of December, and already too much
with shopping, decorating, commercials and such
Santa's outsourcing now, and fired EACH elf.
Merry Christmas you wompers, and GFY.
Proctoscope?
GEEZ! That's great Moo! You've got a way with words. GFY to you too!Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum
Not a vaper was posting, with an ounce of decorum
Falala and most, were lost in a fog
Kadly, that knave, had spiked our eggnog
The cotton was nestled, all snug on the deck
Or maybe Twas Rayon, we need a hand check!
Debadoo with her skillet, Hank with his Goon
Rixsta's light saber, we'll see Emmy's soon.
The stockings were hung on the chimney with care
hoping the June FastTech order, soon would be there
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
The REST of you Wompers, drinking up all my beer
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Cromwell beating Santa, with his own ladder
"Get Off My Lawn!" we could hear Bob shout
I don't NEED temp control, so get the fuck out!
Leave me in peace!, I told Doc Iguana
he said "Listen Up, Boit! I'll leave when I wanna"
"Hehe, check this out" as he showed the full Monty
NO, put THAT "gun" away! I scolded MikeConti
"We brought homegrown Roast Beast"
said Lannie and Dracon
Hank laughed, "Thats no feast!"
"I brought Tits filled with Bacon!"
Inspects, ever polite, while downing my beer
Said "Great Party!, I'll bring something next year"
NO DON'T! This is NUTS, I told dale
Just send me a damn card in the mail!
Out Andria, Kevin, Debby and Dave!
Out Lucy and Chopdoc and Morley (who gave)
Stuey and Kat, whats the rest of your names?
Anways, rhyming, I'm sick of these games.
It's the 3rd of December, and already too much
with shopping, decorating, commercials and such
Santa's outsourcing now, and fired EACH elf.
Merry Christmas you wompers, and GFY.
This is so good I'm going to save it! Not the Santa pic though.