the childrens section has a nice variety of band aidsWell, not too much damage done after all. No bandaid needed after all, which is just as well because none of the ones I have can stretch.
The cat is nowhere to be seen. She probably know she ain't welcome right now, clever her...
With a cat nestled in your man garden.That's what you get for laying around the house naked...
One of my favorite Jeremy Clarkson phrases.Less Top Gear
PUSSY ,,,there I said itMaybe you should pet yourpuNope, can't type it.
takes so little to occupy our mindsIs this thread for real?
a pussy that tore up his junk,,,,o shit,,,,,not a good pictureI think there would have been more sympathy for @Giraut if this incident involved pussy, not kitty.
@Zamazam knows about an ointment, apparently.a pussy that tore up his junk,,,,o shit,,,,,not a good picture
almost makes you wonder how he knows that,,,huh@Zamazam knows about an ointment, apparently.
So you havnt answered the question. Why were you laying nude on your couch with a kitty on your...oh wait. Im pretty sure thats NOT how youre supposed to do THAT. hahaha
Especially if mom put it on.This is the most insane funniest shirt I've heard all week thank you. You have made my night. Oh and when I was a child even if it wasn't bleeding and I put a band aid on it. It always made it feel better
I wouldn't go that far if it was in the downstairs area sorry that would be a dad jobA mom will do it, no matter where the cut may be. Mine would anyways.
That is truly heart warmingThats how you know someone cares. They offer to show you their junk in a room full of people.
You and your fascination with the male bitsMan I love this forum!
Yes, I can see how you came to this conclusion based on my love for this forum. You just like pestering me, moe.You and your fascination with the male bits
This is perfect!!!Re-opened! Like a ripped off band-aid!
There's really only one solution that'll save your manhood, get a dog.
OMG!!!!TMI!!!!I had to have surgery on my testicle when I was in fourth grade. Mom checking the incision, how embarrassing! It wasnt as bad with my dad.
Before i went into the operating room he said "I had my sack cut open a couple years ago (vasectomy) and I dont even have scar, wanna see?"
I politely declined, but I knew his heart was in the right place.
Dads say some funny shit when they are trying to make you feel better.
I was NOT lying nude: the cat's claws went right through my pants