It's all because of Satan's music!
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell diacetals in the auditorium
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me)
or
Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag
The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two!
Vaping in the boys' room
Vaping in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that Vaping ain't allowed in school
Of course, it wouldn't do to call it the boy's room no more, it would have to be the "gender ambiguous room"
And it goes on and on.
Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk by Rufus Wainwright.
Written specifically to appeal to the youngsters, by baiting them with healthy, wholesome, nutritious GMO enhanced, artificial color and preservative enriched chocolate milk. Just sickening.
If any proof was needed about Nicotine being a gateway, Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oasis ought to open your eyes! Get thee behind me Satan!
When I was growing up, it was a different time! We was God fearing Americans! We rode Harley Davidsons, not those heathen built Horndogs, or Sukiyakis, or Yammaguchis or Kamakazis or what have you.
I drove a Ford! My simple Uncle Larry drove a Chevy, And my commie cousin Cleo drove a Dodge. The first Mitsubushi I ever seen, I sent down in flames over Guadalcanal in 45. Just before the good Lord blessed us with The Bomb.
Then along come the Devil with one of them electric guitars. Now, its electric cigarettes.
Epidemic does not even begin to cover it.