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This is real
Wow!This is real
Unbelievable
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The real question is... How many can you fit in your mouth at once?
I know right?I like where he's trying to wash it off in the bath tub!
I was so sleepy and half asleep when my phone buzzed and woke up to that. Now I’m wide awake and laughing as quietly as I can. Can’t wait to show this to the Mrs when she’s up
Incase anyone’s wondering, it’s 04:23 in the morning for me. Good one 
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Happy 4th of July to all
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Happy 4th to you my friend
VEGAN I AM!
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Nah, that would be backwards and wrong.
They would yell "Duck, Donald!", but only if on a first name basis with POTUS.
Ouch
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I’m good man thanks for asking....
SO..... I installed an aftermarket radio in my 2004 Ford Expedition 4x2 4.6 Eddie Bauer, then I pulled the gps tracker that I fucking found under the dash (SHOCKED), I installed everything, all good, radio installed CAR DID NOT START!!
I broke it! Got new battery and alternator still won’t start,everything electronically works except the engine wouldn’t crank, so yeah, that’s what’s going on right now!
I finally got my truck in the electrician auto shop yesterday, so, I will here from them today, hopefully nothing major! So yeah!
VEGAN I AM!
SO..... I installed an aftermarket radio in my 2004 Ford Expedition 4x2 4.6 Eddie Bauer, then I pulled the gps tracker that I fucking found under the dash (SHOCKED), I installed everything, all good, radio installed CAR DID NOT START!!
I broke it! Got new battery and alternator still won’t start,everything electronically works except the engine wouldn’t crank, so yeah, that’s what’s going on right now!
I finally got my truck in the electrician auto shop yesterday, so, I will here from them today, hopefully nothing major! So yeah!
VEGAN I AM!
I broke it! Got new battery and alternator still won’t start,everything electronically works except the engine wouldn’t crank, so yeah, that’s what’s going on right now!
I finally got my truck in the electrician auto shop yesterday, so, I will here from them today, hopefully nothing major! So yeah!
VEGAN I AM!
SO..... I installed an aftermarket radio in my 2004 Ford Expedition 4x2 4.6 Eddie Bauer, then I pulled the gps tracker that I fucking found under the dash (SHOCKED), I installed everything, all good, radio installed CAR DID NOT START!!
I broke it! Got new battery and alternator still won’t start,everything electronically works except the engine wouldn’t crank, so yeah, that’s what’s going on right now!
I finally got my truck in the electrician auto shop yesterday, so, I will here from them today, hopefully nothing major! So yeah!
VEGAN I AM!
Most probably you pulled a wire while monkeying around. Shouldn’t be too bad eh
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...probably loosened one or more of the plugs that fit intoMost probably you pulled a wire while monkeying around. Shouldn’t be too bad eh
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the PCM which is located right around where he was messing around.
If he fried the PCM it can be found rebuilt for $120 (US) give or take
but he'll probably get hit for 500 bucks labor to swap it.
FINALLY........
I fucking triggered the (PATS) PASSIVE ANTI THEFT SYSTEM and at the same time my alternator died and battery died, according to the car electrician, the pats system can be triggered many ways...
damage keys
Faulty alternator
Low voltage battery
Faulty wires
Short
Pulling the oem radio, some ford cars have it!
Thank god my pcm was ok...
Cost from July 4-6
Battery $145
Alternator $0 under warranty
Mechanic $45 from 8:30am-17:30 MARCOS
TOW $55
Car electrician (CARLOS)labor $160 (REPROGRAMMED)
Parts: 2 keys (mandatory) $80 (OEM)
Immobilizer (OEM) $35
Do the math!
How do you all think my July 4th went?
Got the car back yesterday,and I had my homeboy install my new stereo, he did it in less than 20 minutes
VEGAN I AM!
I fucking triggered the (PATS) PASSIVE ANTI THEFT SYSTEM and at the same time my alternator died and battery died, according to the car electrician, the pats system can be triggered many ways...
damage keys
Faulty alternator
Low voltage battery
Faulty wires
Short
Pulling the oem radio, some ford cars have it!
Thank god my pcm was ok...
Cost from July 4-6
Battery $145
Alternator $0 under warranty
Mechanic $45 from 8:30am-17:30 MARCOS
TOW $55
Car electrician (CARLOS)labor $160 (REPROGRAMMED)
Parts: 2 keys (mandatory) $80 (OEM)
Immobilizer (OEM) $35
Do the math!
How do you all think my July 4th went?
Got the car back yesterday,and I had my homeboy install my new stereo, he did it in less than 20 minutes
VEGAN I AM!
FINALLY........
I fucking triggered the (PATS) PASSIVE ANTI THEFT SYSTEM and at the same time my alternator died and battery died, according to the car electrician, the pats system can be triggered many ways...
damage keys
Faulty alternator
Low voltage battery
Faulty wires
Short
Pulling the oem radio, some ford cars have it!
Thank god my pcm was ok...
Cost from July 4-6
Battery $145
Alternator $0 under warranty
Mechanic $45 from 8:30am-17:30 MARCOS
TOW $55
Car electrician (CARLOS)labor $160 (REPROGRAMMED)
Parts: 2 keys (mandatory) $80 (OEM)
Immobilizer (OEM) $35
Do the math!
How do you all think my July 4th went?
Got the car back yesterday,and I had my homeboy install my new stereo, he did it in less than 20 minutes
VEGAN I AM!
Damn...even threw in a can of raspberry coke and some altoids.
Mule Trading
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, " Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.
One in office
One in prison
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, " Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.
One in office
One in prison
Sent from a Galaxy far far away.
35 year old single female illegally living here for the past 6 years,fell off the stairs,hit her head , found 24 hours later unconscious...
brought to the hospital 6/16/2018 diagnosed with a TBI, found positive ETOH!!!! NO USA health INSURANCE!
7/13/2018
Parents arrived from Korea, they were granted visa due to medical reason and to take care of a US born 6 year old son...
Parents wanted to take the patient back to Korea, social worker said it will cost them $80 k, parents doesn’t have the money! Another option is patient stay here, go to a rehab, tax payers pays for it then when she gets better a RN friend will fly her back to Korea......
ICE,USCIS,DHS DOS,should get their shit together!!! They knew when she arrived, these agencies knew when she became OUT OF STATUS, wtf?! Now we tax payers have to pay for her medical bill because the Korean health insurance wouldn’t cover it!
Wtf!
VEGAN I AM!
VEGAN I AM!
brought to the hospital 6/16/2018 diagnosed with a TBI, found positive ETOH!!!! NO USA health INSURANCE!
7/13/2018
Parents arrived from Korea, they were granted visa due to medical reason and to take care of a US born 6 year old son...
Parents wanted to take the patient back to Korea, social worker said it will cost them $80 k, parents doesn’t have the money! Another option is patient stay here, go to a rehab, tax payers pays for it then when she gets better a RN friend will fly her back to Korea......
ICE,USCIS,DHS DOS,should get their shit together!!! They knew when she arrived, these agencies knew when she became OUT OF STATUS, wtf?! Now we tax payers have to pay for her medical bill because the Korean health insurance wouldn’t cover it!
Wtf!
VEGAN I AM!
VEGAN I AM!
THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING WHEN DRIVING IS DRIVING...
THE BITCH THAT HIT MY WIFE WAS PUTTING MAKE UP ON!
Wtf is wrong with women putting make up on and driving....our Mini Cooper have major damages in the bumper and muffler area, the bitches car has major damage at the front driver side area, I wouldn’t be surprised if total loss the accord....
Imagined if she was driving a suv or big ass pick up truck, that could’ve been worse!
So please pay attention before you all hurt somebody Or murder somebody!
VEGAN I AM!
THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING WHEN DRIVING IS DRIVING...
THE BITCH THAT HIT MY WIFE WAS PUTTING MAKE UP ON!
Wtf is wrong with women putting make up on and driving....our Mini Cooper has major damage in the bumper and muffler area, the bitches car has major damage at the front driver side area, I wouldn’t be surprised if total loss the accord....
Imagined if she was driving a suv or big ass pick up truck, that could’ve been worse!
So please pay attention before you all hurt somebody Or murder somebody!
VEGAN I AM!
Hope your wife wasn’t harmed, well said EJ. If you’re driving just fucking drive eh
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THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING WHEN DRIVING IS DRIVING...
THE BITCH THAT HIT MY WIFE WAS PUTTING MAKE UP ON!
Wtf is wrong with women putting make up on and driving....our Mini Cooper has major damage in the bumper and muffler area, the bitches car has major damage at the front driver side area, I wouldn’t be surprised if total loss the accord....
Imagined if she was driving a suv or big ass pick up truck, that could’ve been worse!
So please pay attention before you all hurt somebody Or murder somebody!
VEGAN I AM!
Hope your wife wasn’t harmed, well said EJ. If you’re driving just fucking drive eh
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You know, after such an incident she would be shook up. Maybe time to get her a new purse. What say Huck
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You know, after such an incident she would be shook up. Maybe time to get her a new purse. What say Huck
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I was told to get an injury lawyer
VEGAN I AM!
We don’t wanna fake an injury lol
I will call a lawyer if the wife is really hurting, somebody told me
It don’t matter, when you get rear ended, your brain shook and it could cause emotional distress
VEGAN I AM!
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I hope Mrs EJ is ok!!
Cars can be fixed...but putting people at risk is fucking unacceptable. As for distracted drivers- those assclowns need to stop that shit
THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING WHEN DRIVING IS DRIVING...
THE BITCH THAT HIT MY WIFE WAS PUTTING MAKE UP ON!
Wtf is wrong with women putting make up on and driving....our Mini Cooper have major damages in the bumper and muffler area, the bitches car has major damage at the front driver side area, I wouldn’t be surprised if total loss the accord....
Imagined if she was driving a suv or big ass pick up truck, that could’ve been worse!
So please pay attention before you all hurt somebody Or murder somebody!
VEGAN I AM!
I hope Mrs EJ is ok!!
Cars can be fixed...but putting people at risk is fucking unacceptable. As for distracted drivers- those assclowns need to stop that shit
+1 to Bird's post. I hope mama is alright ej.
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