That’s for you just because you look like you needed one.
What about the rest of us?
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That’s for you just because you look like you needed one.
What about the rest of us?
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I’m home with my daughter who just had her appendix out....and other girly things done.
I...............AM...........NEARLY...............HOMICIDAL................
I......
.MAY.........BE......ON.......THE......6 OCLOCK.........NEWS.....
Dudes aren’t like this.....just sayin.....
Aaaaarrrrghhhhhhh.....
F@#k it....
Game on....
I pity the next dip sh@t that walks by my yard an irritates me and Herk.
Poor Herk....his left eye is stuck on me cuz he knows I’m about to explode....
Get in the house and tend to your daughter. She needs your gentle touch and manners.
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Lot of help you are. “In the House” is NOT the place to be.
I kinda expected a
Or a
Or even a
Not going to be on the news....probably......
Not going to be on any father of the year list either.
Defeatist mentality.....
Just get in there. Give her a bottle of water, her meds, and the remote - done and thank me later.
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Defeatist mentality.....
And your probably right...
Dammit......
So much of my life isn’t my life....sometimes I gotta fight and scrap just to pretend to have a say so....and we all know I have no say so....
College football can’t get here quick enough...total immersion in an alternate plane...
Plus my non-Cali BRAVES are still kickin....so far....
Thank you master....Well done grasshopper.
It’s a “win “, if we fight a good fight.
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Thank you master....
I live to serve...
you're not doing fatherhood right
you're meant to feed her whatever will cause the most pain for her given ailment, and say it is therapeutic
that's what my old man did
Thanks! I think you do a very good job all by yourself. How ya been doing?Good to hear from you furry mama, and glad you walked from your accident.
Wheeling is a portal to hell and probably the reason for the accident.
If we only posted printable news this thread would be bare. Come by more often. It’s hard for me to keep all the knuckles in line by myself.
Now, just be nice. You know you love taking care of her. C'mon, you can admit it. I won't revoke your man card.I’m home with my daughter who just had her appendix out....and other girly things done.
I...............AM...........NEARLY...............HOMICIDAL................
I......
.MAY.........BE......ON.......THE......6 OCLOCK.........NEWS.....
Dudes aren’t like this.....just sayin.....
Aaaaarrrrghhhhhhh.....
Thanks! I think you do a very good job all by yourself. How ya been doing?
Now, just be nice. You know you love taking care of her. C'mon, you can admit it. I won't revoke your man card.
I’ve been as nice as I know how.
When I’m sick I want to be left alone. I don’t understand someone wanting constant attention.
Damn snowflakes.....they don’t even know how to recover properly.
She could be as bad as I am. I tend to jump up and go back to working shortly after surgery. I think I have so much daily pain from fibromyalgia that the wee bit of extra from surgeries just doesn't seem worth the trouble of "resting". After my last abdominal surgery, I waited about 4 weeks before I bought a new Cal King mattress (sleep number type) and wrestled the old one out, the new one in and set it up. What the heck do those doctors know about recuperating for 6-8 weeks?I’ve been as nice as I know how.
When I’m sick I want to be left alone. I don’t understand someone wanting constant attention.
Damn snowflakes.....they don’t even know how to recover properly.
Daughter’s are special, even if they act like their mother’s.
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She could be as bad as I am. I tend to jump up and go back to working shortly after surgery. I think I have so much daily pain from fibromyalgia that the wee bit of extra from surgeries just doesn't seem worth the trouble of "resting". After my last abdominal surgery, I waited about 4 weeks before I bought a new Cal King mattress (sleep number type) and wrestled the old one out, the new one in and set it up. What the heck do those doctors know about recuperating for 6-8 weeks?
edited to add: I am an idiot. Don't try this at home.
Bet you waited till mom was out of sight before you posted that.....lol...
Yeah...I’m kinda stupid that way as well.
Fractured my ankle on a Saturday morning last October.....finally went to the doc on Tuesday.
Damn near killed me working on it all day Monday, but I didn’t cry and nobody accused me of being a snowflake.
It’s still kinda funky but it gives me a really cool swagger...I kinda walk like a cross of Igor and a zombie....a cool zombie....and if I need to “run”.....it’s kinda a step, step, skip move......real sexy....the babes love it.
Yeah...I’m kinda stupid that way as well.
Fractured my ankle on a Saturday morning last October.....finally went to the doc on Tuesday.
Damn near killed me working on it all day Monday, but I didn’t cry and nobody accused me of being a snowflake.
It’s still kinda funky but it gives me a really cool swagger...I kinda walk like a cross of Igor and a zombie....a cool zombie....and if I need to “run”.....it’s kinda a step, step, skip move......real sexy....the babes love it.
Doggie, your Ash Barty beat a ‘merican. How dare you!!
If you change your socks and underwear, it takes some of the hitch out of the walk. At least for me . . ..
hawkie, can you come look after me?
i haven't had surgery, but i was born a bit sick, if you follow me?
I’m a (old) babe and I LUV it
What is this underwear you speak of?
I forgot you go kommando' - must be the socks, or the crocs . . ..
I didn't realise that you were the fashion police?Only time you would ever see me in crocs is if the mortician was feeling froggy....and even at that, he would probably be grudge haunted till he joined me in the dirt nap.
Old dude at Lowe’s yesterday.....Hawaiian shirt....shiny slacks.........
AND CROCS.......really, really, really, really really, really wanted to enlighten him.....then he was kinda a dick and I was like, let it ooze it out of those tiny holes dip shit.
I’ve pretty much poisoned the well in my part of the store for crocs....
Even closet croc wearers won’t admit to it now....lol....
I feel I’ve fulfilled a vital public service by doing so....
Diffeent rules down under.I didn't realise that you were the fashion police?
I wear crocs because my back is too fucked to put on socks and sneakers.
Only time you would ever see me in crocs is if the mortician was feeling froggy....and even at that, he would probably be grudge haunted till he joined me in the dirt nap.
Old dude at Lowe’s yesterday.....Hawaiian shirt....shiny slacks.........
AND CROCS.......really, really, really, really really, really wanted to enlighten him.....then he was kinda a dick and I was like, let it ooze it out of those tiny holes dip shit.
I’ve pretty much poisoned the well in my part of the store for crocs....
Even closet croc wearers won’t admit to it now....lol....
I feel I’ve fulfilled a vital public service by doing so....
Diffeent rules down under.
You are always my heroI’m trying to heroically survive a California summer