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Mornin dog!
Groundhog Day here. Get to find out if the rodent thinks we'll have an early spring.
Yeah, when he claims six more weeks of winter, I think he's just a groundhog, what does he know?
When he claims early spring, I think he's one smart groundhog.
smart little fella, that Phil
He said 6 more weeks of winter 
On the plus side they've studied weather patterns etc and concluded he's only right 39% of the time. So there's a 61% chance he's wrong.
On the plus side they've studied weather patterns etc and concluded he's only right 39% of the time. So there's a 61% chance he's wrong.
I guess I'll be pulling for the Falcons. Nothing against the Patriots, just rooting for the underdog.
I haven't heard much this year. People still seem preoccupied with the election result
Commercials are always good
Preoccupied would be an understatement. We are in for a wild ride the next four years. Not sure we'll have any allies left.
These stories always pop up when I need em most lol you go Boob Mom! There have bee Times I would've squirted a stranger. More out of boredom than anger hehe
This gave me an idea, another use for my Pectus Excavatum, a reservoir for boob juice! That should help with those chatty Cathy's on the elevator lol
He said no, but he's also only right 39% of the time, maybe he needs to check the radar?
That's kinda my feeling
Okay, I know I am a very weird child but when Stan and I got married, we did it in Deadwood, SD while on a planned gambling trip with my parents. Marriage is a gamble, right?! We work very nice new jeans, cowboy boots but did not wear cowboy hats as my father wished. I wore a beautiful white sweater with rose buds embroidered and he wore a dress western shirt. We gave the Mayor of Deadwood, who performed the ceremony, a gratuity, paid a couple bucks for the license and my sister made a small three tiered cake that Mom surprised us with at dinner that evening. I thought it was just perfect.Please talk to my daughter. She wants to go low key and keep the cost at about $20000 . . ..
I'm not paying for it, but the $ could go to a car or down payment on a house.
We discussed it and decided that spending money on a wedding could be better invested in a self bailing oar frame river raft or some such thing that would give us lots of future chills, thrills and fun. (we did not get the raft...oh well LOL) As I said, I am weird and I see things differently than most.
We were married in the Old Style #10 saloon right under a framed dead man's hand that got Wild Bill Hickok killed as the story goes.
@always9988, congratulations on your engagement. Your ring is stunning and I wish you all the happiness to be had!
@SaintSkinny51792, I haven't finished with my catch up yet, but I have to send my prayers and hugs to both you and Momma Saint. Hang in there. Snuggle the pup when you get down. She is a great therapist and comfort.
@SaintSkinny51792, I haven't finished with my catch up yet, but I have to send my prayers and hugs to both you and Momma Saint. Hang in there. Snuggle the pup when you get down. She is a great therapist and comfort.
love VE confirmation emails
[a "slab" is a carton of beer]
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It has been a quiet day at Vapoureyes, not too slow, just right... well, until the intercom crackled to life:
"Listen up, people! We've got a new order for Dan..."
….but no one could hear the rest of the announcement over the thunderous roar of applause. Sam tore open the slab of celebratory red tins. Tears of joy were shed. Tara starting singing ”I'll Make a Man Out of You" from the Mulan soundtrack. Even Ed, our production manager, smiled—and Ed never smiles.
Simply put, your order caused pandemonium and everyone is thrilled to have you on board. Thank you!
Once we clean up our celebration mess, we’ll be working to get your order packaged, shipped and on it’s way to you ASAP. If you have any questions or problems, you can reply to this email. We’ll follow up with with tracking information as soon as your package ships so you’ll know exactly when to expect delivery.
[a "slab" is a carton of beer]
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It has been a quiet day at Vapoureyes, not too slow, just right... well, until the intercom crackled to life:
"Listen up, people! We've got a new order for Dan..."
….but no one could hear the rest of the announcement over the thunderous roar of applause. Sam tore open the slab of celebratory red tins. Tears of joy were shed. Tara starting singing ”I'll Make a Man Out of You" from the Mulan soundtrack. Even Ed, our production manager, smiled—and Ed never smiles.
Simply put, your order caused pandemonium and everyone is thrilled to have you on board. Thank you!
Once we clean up our celebration mess, we’ll be working to get your order packaged, shipped and on it’s way to you ASAP. If you have any questions or problems, you can reply to this email. We’ll follow up with with tracking information as soon as your package ships so you’ll know exactly when to expect delivery.
Women's AFL started it's inaugural season this weekend.
Quite different. They like the old school "bump". Which is charging into an opponent with hip and shoulder to disposses them.
Girl doggies beat freo. Who are tipped as the team to beat, with a decade of strong state league.
Need to not say things like "Up the girl doggies!" need to adapt cheers lol
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Quite different. They like the old school "bump". Which is charging into an opponent with hip and shoulder to disposses them.
Girl doggies beat freo. Who are tipped as the team to beat, with a decade of strong state league.
Need to not say things like "Up the girl doggies!" need to adapt cheers lol
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Moms platelets are up from one to five, and her bone marrow biopsy didn't show any leukemia blasts. If all goes well for another week or two things should be okay.
I on the other hand am utterly exhausted both physically and mentally. I spend more time walking around in circles trying to remember/figure out what I was/am doing than anyone should. Pretty sure Vae got dizzy watching me.
What a relieve-uh I got my Tiva! She hasn't left my side for a minute (unless one of us is making potty or I'm on the road/ at the hospital,) she used to sleep next to my legs but now when it's bedtime she has to be right next to me, head on a pillow (I've had to fight her for my bamboo pillow a couple of times,) and touching me so she knows if I get up. If I readjust, she closes any gap between us, which has ended with me scrunched up in the corner once or twice, but I don't really mind. At least I don't get a Vae Butt in my face when I go to sleep
I on the other hand am utterly exhausted both physically and mentally. I spend more time walking around in circles trying to remember/figure out what I was/am doing than anyone should. Pretty sure Vae got dizzy watching me.
What a relieve-uh I got my Tiva! She hasn't left my side for a minute (unless one of us is making potty or I'm on the road/ at the hospital,) she used to sleep next to my legs but now when it's bedtime she has to be right next to me, head on a pillow (I've had to fight her for my bamboo pillow a couple of times,) and touching me so she knows if I get up. If I readjust, she closes any gap between us, which has ended with me scrunched up in the corner once or twice, but I don't really mind. At least I don't get a Vae Butt in my face when I go to sleep
That's good news Saint.
Remember to care for yourself.....and don't sweat the running around in circles shit, I've made a career of that just for the dizzies it creates.
She loves that bamboo pillow, at least she left room for me
Been having an issue finding time to take care of me, I hit the brakes on everything for awhile this afternoon and it made me realize how hectic it's been.
Dealing with everything doesn't quite help my efficiency in getting stuff done. I got Mom a phone yesterday so she could get ahold of me when she needed, so I feel better about that.
She can only call local from the hospital and after her not being able to get ahold of me the other day, I decided it was a necessity. She was just having a rough day and wanted me there, I actually told her the day before to get ahold of me if she had a bad day or whatever and I would come down.
Oh yeah, da dizzies help errythang lol Wait, did I just get hood?
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Morning Doggy! I was just thinking about spring, and realized that soon, the tables will turn and you will be the one jealous of our weather. Just a random thought lol
Everyone seems to vanish in spring. Gets even quieter in knuckledom
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Good morning!
Glad your moms improving Saint! Hang in there buddy.
Got my camera and spent yesterday being confused and overwhelmed. My wife was like, well take great pictures. I had to explain that in auto, it takes pics no different than our phone. It just has more settings and capabilities to allow you to get better pics and I don't know how to do that yet. I got an eye roll out of her.
Glad your moms improving Saint! Hang in there buddy.
Got my camera and spent yesterday being confused and overwhelmed. My wife was like, well take great pictures. I had to explain that in auto, it takes pics no different than our phone. It just has more settings and capabilities to allow you to get better pics and I don't know how to do that yet. I got an eye roll out of her.
morning 22
some of the non-dslr cams make changing settings a bitch, since they assume most will point and shoot with them
but to start, pick an aperture based on depth of field you want, the cam should recommend a shutter speed even in full manual. You then "bracket" 5-7 around that
so if cam recommends 1/120th, then take 1/60, 1/80, 1/120, 1/250, 1/50 shots with the aperture you chose
some have a setting to automate this
and remember the rule of thirds https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_thirds
Yep, once I learn how to navigate the settings. Being used, it came with instructions in 5 different languages, none of them being English. Guess the previous owner couldn't find that pamphlet when they traded it in.
Yeah football and... stuff and things.
If you can't tell I've never been into ball sports. With most sports I was into the round things were tires, not balls. Not big on nascar though..."they're makin' a left turn! they're makin' a left turn! I wonder what will happen next!?"
If you can't tell I've never been into ball sports. With most sports I was into the round things were tires, not balls. Not big on nascar though..."they're makin' a left turn! they're makin' a left turn! I wonder what will happen next!?"
Will do 22! Im taking an extra day home to catch up. Moms platelets are back up to 15! I've been too scared to look up what they are supposed to be at, maybe I can check it out now.
Oh yeah, days are getting longer.
Good Morning Dog!
We flipped back and forth between the game and a show we've started binge watching. I did see most of the comeback, though.
Anyone see the CNN article today about the new Vaping "study" on dripping? It's so ridiculous it's maddening. It says dripping is a teen trend and that it's exposing them to harmful fluids... essentially painting a picture like dropping is equivalent to freebasing. I'm so tired of living with all these alternative facts, and I'm afraid this era has only just begun. Ready to dig a hole to bury myself in until this stupidity passes.
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Didn't see it, but I fear this hole you bury yourself in will only serve as an early grave. The stupidity is well entrenched and hear to stay.