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AntDog

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LMFAO! Classic, and badass. :thumbup:
 

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AndriaD

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I particularly like the 2nd one. Someone other than me doing the math is always the best idea. :D Arithmetic, no sweat -- that's what calculators and spreadsheets are for. But real math...? FUHGEDDABOUTIT! :D

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I particularly like the 2nd one. Someone other than me doing the math is always the best idea. :D Arithmetic, no sweat -- that's what calculators and spreadsheets are for. But real math...? FUHGEDDABOUTIT! :D

Andria

Same here. I can add, subtract, multiply and divide no problem. Then I had to take algebra...it has letters mixed with numbers...THAT'S NOT NATURAL!!!
 

AndriaD

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Same here. I can add, subtract, multiply and divide no problem. Then I had to take algebra...it has letters mixed with numbers...THAT'S NOT NATURAL!!!

Hmm... some basic algebra doesn't bother me, I got like B's I seem to recall... but the last quarter got into shit like quadratic equations... I think I got a C that quarter. Algebra is useful in teaching you how to take real-world situations and turn them into equations -- hence all those tiresome word problems. That's really a necessary skill, even for basic household finance and budgeting -- the old "balancing a checkbook," or even nowadays, setting up a spreadsheet to keep things straight. You have to be able to figure out what to add, what to subtract, and where... without that, you're really dead in the water.

But geometry? Please. I do not need to measure the height of a tree by the length of its shadow. Who cares how tall the fucking tree is?!? However, having a basic grasp of angles is very useful in billiards. :D

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snake94115

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Better than fucking differential equations!
So, my son thought it would be fun to grab my glasses and snap the arm off. (Literally snapped the whole thing off)

I'm just grateful for duct tape...

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But I can "see" it in my peripheral vision and it's bugging the fuck out of me!
Gorilla Glue will fix the glasses...Lovely top you're almost wearing. ;)
 

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So, my son thought it would be fun to grab my glasses and snap the arm off. (Literally snapped the whole thing off)

I'm just grateful for duct tape...

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But I can "see" it in my peripheral vision and it's bugging the fuck out of me!
You have glasses on? Hmmm, didn't even notice. tehehe
 

AndriaD

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You try covering up 36 DDDs without wearing a turtleneck. I'm in Florida and it is FUCKING HOT here.
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Just having the 36DDDs on your chest is like wearing a winter garment there! It was summer when I was nursing and was sporting 36 SINGLE-Ds, and I was MISERABLE! But I did enjoy the looks I got. :D

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Just having the 36DDDs on your chest is like wearing a winter garment there! It was summer when I was nursing and was sporting 36 SINGLE-Ds, and I was MISERABLE! But I did enjoy the looks I got. :D

Andria
You LITERALLY need to ever something low cut so you can get "Boob Airflow" otherwise it is MISERABLY HOT...

I seriously wish I had the money for a reduction. I'd like to be between a Full C and a Full D. That way I don't have to drop $60+ PER BRA at Victoria Secret. Plus I'd get to wear all the cute bras that NEVER come in my size...
 

AndriaD

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You LITERALLY need to ever something low cut so you can get "Boob Airflow" otherwise it is MISERABLY HOT...

I seriously wish I had the money for a reduction. I'd like to be between a Full C and a Full D. That way I don't have to drop $60+ PER BRA at Victoria Secret. Plus I'd get to wear all the cute bras that NEVER come in my size...

I just wish I could lose 20 lbs and keep the bosom I have. :D But they'll mostly go away, if I lose 20 lbs. So maybe I'll just try to lose 10lbs. :D

Andria
 

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Yep, there is a story behind that picture. I'll create a new thread to keep from hijacking this thread.
 

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