I like scrambled eggs. feathers
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #202 I like pillows with feathers in them. unfettered
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #203 After a few too many, my bravery is unfettered by reality. realization
XEVU Equal Opportunity Offender VU Donator Silver Contributor Member For 4 Years Mar 24, 2017 #204 I came to the realization that a backwards god is dog. Bastion I'm not a feather plucker or a feather plucker's son but I'll pluck a feathered pheasant until the feather plucker comes.
I came to the realization that a backwards god is dog. Bastion I'm not a feather plucker or a feather plucker's son but I'll pluck a feathered pheasant until the feather plucker comes.
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #205 Bastion Booger was a slob. champion
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #207 Waiting on vape mail is like a cruel form of torture. Patient
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #209 He was kind of rambunctious for an old guy. leering
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #210 I can hardly stand the leering looks I get from my wife when I'm vaping. scrutinize
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #211 I hate when the supervisor begins to scrutinize every little thing i do. expert
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #212 I hate the supervisors that think they're an expert but really don't know anything. schedule
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #213 It frustrates me greatly when they schedule me to work overtime when I have other plans. paycheck
Khassy Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years Member For 2 Years Mar 24, 2017 #214 I hate living paycheck to paycheck. murder
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #215 Having to work is just slow murder. crime
Swerved Bronze Contributor Member For 4 Years Mar 24, 2017 #216 Crime does not pay... unless you're good at it. forgot
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #218 Conference calls are a waste of time. avoid
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #220 Meetings are boring and a waste of time. escapades
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #221 She watched the ice escapades. slipped
Swerved Bronze Contributor Member For 4 Years Mar 24, 2017 #222 He slipped up and said something he shouldn't have. encapsulated
Khassy Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years Member For 2 Years Mar 24, 2017 #223 The things my drugs are encapsulated in are way too big to swallow. freaky
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #224 That girl was more than a little freaky. insulate
DaleH1985 Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee Mar 24, 2017 #225 I think i need to insulate my house. install
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #226 I'd like to install an automatic 'clean up the mess' thingy. reply
SD. Silver Contributor Member For 3 Years Member For 2 Years Mar 24, 2017 #227 Please reply, I'm lonely. farts
Diabolique Gold Contributor Member For 4 Years Mar 24, 2017 #229 I had a squirt soda with my lunch today. Vacuum
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #231 The porpoise jumped through the hoop. fishing
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #232 I decided to leave work early and go fishing. spawn
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #233 Towards the end of May the old fish become heavy with spawn. separate
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #234 I hate to separate, but I just couldn't stand the berating any longer. conundrum
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #235 Solve that conundrum is really making his head hurt. situation
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #236 The situation was normal, all fowled up. palimony
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #237 He was paying palimony and thinking 'might've been cheaper to keep her' acquired
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #238 He stood outside of the clinic wondering how he acquired a STD. brainstorm
veltos Bronze Contributor Member For 2 Years Mar 24, 2017 #239 Tylenol can't touch this brainstorm. Lexicon
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #240 Found guilty and sent to jail in Lexington, he is now known as a lexicon. character
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #242 Morning doesn't begin until after coffee. Carnuba Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Swerved Bronze Contributor Member For 4 Years Mar 24, 2017 #243 It's a little known fact that carnuba wax is a common ingredient in candy. elevate
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #244 He bragged to try and elevate his position. complex
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #245 I wish I could understand the complex female mind. Squandered Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
mac63 Diamond Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #246 She squandered all his money. relation
MarkS Gold Contributor Member For 5 Years Mar 24, 2017 #247 I have no relation to reality. Crustation Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
happy valley Gold Contributor Member For 3 Years Member For 2 Years Member For 1 Year Mar 25, 2017 #248 I deplore the crustation of my sandwiches. spelling
Swerved Bronze Contributor Member For 4 Years Mar 25, 2017 #249 I hate proof reading for spelling mistakes. insomnia
Le Furet VU Donator Silver Contributor Member For 3 Years Member For 2 Years Mar 25, 2017 #250 Funny I should hop in at the word 'insomnia' as I have Narcolepsy! Cucumber