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Rixsta

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Tell them about the lotto ticket lol
Oh so I pranked one of my friends, I bought one of those fake lotto tickets where you win the Jackpot, just said I bought a few tickets, I had a couple of real ones so of course I didn't win but yup, he did. He was screaming and dancing and totally buzzin out.
He said, I have to go, jumped in his car before I could tell him.

I saw him a few hours later, he had drawn all his saving out and gone on a spending spree .SHIT - That did not go down well when I told him..

I was good enough to give him the money he had spent out of my own pocket so that backfired big time, he had spent a lot of his and his wife's savings that was for his wedding.

LOL
 

Rixsta

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Ah but you know what, she was sick after I told her, before that they were lovin those pies, said they were well tasty.

I saw that woman not long ago and she is still mad with me, she called me a tosser and crossed the road, no sense of humor !
 

Darth Omerta

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Im not gonna lie....the first thing I think of when I see a pig is bacon wrapped pulled pork sanwiches with a side of pork chops. But Fernando is named after an abba song so he's probably a little bitter and besides...way too cute to eat! :devil::giggle:
 

Atchafalaya

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Ah but you know what, she was sick after I told her, before that they were lovin those pies, said they were well tasty.

I saw that woman not long ago and she is still mad with me, she called me a tosser and crossed the road, no sense of humor !
My mom had a friend that did that with cat food. Canned cat food. On crackers. :eek:
Exactly ... I'm not sure I could find more folks in love with the sound of their own voices if I tried. :facepalm:
Don't ya just love the ones where they "think" they have muted the phone? But they haven't? I was in a webinar once where one of the participants actually fell asleep and snored through the last half. :rolleyes:
 

NGAHaze

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My mom had a friend that did that with cat food. Canned cat food. On crackers. :eek:

Don't ya just love the ones where they "think" they have muted the phone? But they haven't? I was in a webinar once where one of the participants actually fell asleep and snored through the last half. :rolleyes:

lol, I was actually on one where a particpant was clearly actively using the rest room! :eek:

I was just asked for my input on possible process improvements to which I replied "Bacon!" ... not sure where that one came from but it got a good laugh. :giggle:
 

Atchafalaya

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Cat crackers, funny.
Yea and it wasn't even "Fancy Feast".
lol, I was actually on one where a particpant was clearly actively using the rest room! :eek:

I was just asked for my input on possible process improvements to which I replied "Bacon!" ... not sure where that one came from but it got a good laugh. :giggle:
Too funny!!!
 

SirKadly

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@Atchafalaya I think I found a picture of your mom's friend.
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