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My shit came today separatelyThanks ej. Now back to you, ej.
Sorry for the rant!
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Dude, I been rantin' all day. Your thread, your rules.My shit came today separately
Sorry for the rant!
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Rant ur shit huckDude, I been rantin' all day. Your thread, your rules.
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wordRant ur shit huck
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Just fucking hell... ever break a tank and not drop it? Took care of those leaking issues though.
I usually bounce them off the floor. Was it one of your favorites?
Merlin. It's been giving me fits all day long, then I went to pick it up and saw this. Comes with a spare glass, so it's all put back together now.
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Vapornbeast ships batteries separatelyAre vendors shipping batteries separately now?
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Naughty pup! (Secretly laugh my ass off looking at dog shaming pictures)
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Except the Monkey's songs were "good"
It would be a LOT more funny if that actually weren't my dog.
Then that is 100% on you.
Working dogs need to work.
LOL, I do agree, and also do blame myself, but don't they sleep, too?
Not until they get old.
Oh wow, didn't know that. I think my kitty's hearing has gone. Terrible thunderstorm the other day and he didn't flinch. I just keep an extra eye out for him.
OMG ej!
compressor frozen or shot.Renter
Ey EJ my room is hot even with my AC on
Me
What!? Ur AC is on 24/7 what you mean it's hot?!
Renter
I don't know dude, it's hot..
Me
It's not hot
Ur just FAT!?
Renter
MAYBE?!
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Pretty sure if landlord called me fat a couple things would happen.
They could
a. fuck the lease.
b. fuck themselves.
c. get sued out the fucking ass.
It's m to m
He can get the fuck out anytime he wants
Sued? For what? For calling him fat? Come on mang...!?
He fucked up his AC, that's why I don't provide that shit because of the reasons you stated
Fuck that!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Could of been worse.....
I thought the college chick was supposed to rent?Renter
Ey EJ my room is hot even with my AC on
Me
What!? Ur AC is on 24/7 what you mean it's hot?!
Renter
I don't know dude, it's hot..
Me
It's not hot
Ur just FAT!?
Renter
MAYBE?!
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Scare her off?
Yup!
Broke the glass on my wife's Melo that came with her Pico. Threw that piece of shit right straight into the trash can.
I had mentioned it elsewhere and a guy said he had his sitting on his desk while working, heard a pop, looked up and his tank was cracked. I knew I wasn't crazy. Super thin glass. When I took the thing apart it just crumbled. What a mess.
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HahahahhCould of been worse.....
I have 4 renters bro,,,
This one rents the masters bedroom... All he does is eats hot pockets and Doritos, coke...tsk tsk
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Ej has a compoundI have 4 renters bro,,,
This one rents the masters bedroom... All he does is eats hot pockets and Doritos, coke...tsk tsk
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New rule. Go SNL on his rotund posterior: No Coke, Pepsi!I have 4 renters bro,,,
This one rents the masters bedroom... All he does is eats hot pockets and Doritos, coke...tsk tsk
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Da fuq?I have 4 renters bro,,,
This one rents the masters bedroom... All he does is eats hot pockets and Doritos, coke...tsk tsk
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No way, no how man. I don't want other people living inside my living space.
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A Wild Cherry finger, none the less! lol
So a very high $$ network consultant was brought in to update my companies Network, Servers, and Routers this weekend. I get a call at 3:20am on Saturday Morning from the automated disaster recovery notification center. I get up, slam a couple cups of espresso and go into work. The fucking moron took the network and servers down hard. I mean CRASHED the freaking data center. The 2 night operations techs were running about trying to turn off the systems alarms and starting the disaster recovery protocols. I was beyond pissed off. This is really serious shit since payroll needed to be run Sunday afternoon for next Friday's payday. The crash took down the phone system. My mobile was ringing non-stop from 4 am. 
I called my team in and we had to figure out how to get the entire network, servers, and routers up and running. The CEO even came in at 4:40am due to the automated disaster recovery call he got. It took us 38 Hours of non-stop network and server recovery to get the data center back up and running. The fucking highly recommended asshole that crashed the network and data center jetted out at 6:45am. I mean he booked a flight and was gone.
I was supposed to be fishing this weekend. That asshole ain't gonna get a fucking dime if I can help it. Infact, he and his company are going to get their tits sued off. That was a direct quote from the big boss.
I called my team in and we had to figure out how to get the entire network, servers, and routers up and running. The CEO even came in at 4:40am due to the automated disaster recovery call he got. It took us 38 Hours of non-stop network and server recovery to get the data center back up and running. The fucking highly recommended asshole that crashed the network and data center jetted out at 6:45am. I mean he booked a flight and was gone.
I was supposed to be fishing this weekend. That asshole ain't gonna get a fucking dime if I can help it. Infact, he and his company are going to get their tits sued off. That was a direct quote from the big boss.
Get em Zam! Tell em I said theys a bunch of twat waffles
