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Hank F. Spankman

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Fucker. You know I can't eat fried chicken anymore. :(
Damn! Really? Could you eat this?
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OBDave

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You say gross, I say more flavor.

I have butchered animals all my life, at one time or another. I've been known to carve a piece of meat off the hanging carcass warm, and eat it.
First time fishing with my wife's family? Slice off a piece of raw tuna from the first fish we see you gaffe and down that shit, or don't come back.
What flavor? The blood?
MEDIUM WELL
LET GO


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On a related subject - what are you guys' thoughts on A1?
 

Whiskey

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The stuff you pour on cooked cow?

Not a fan. It overwhelms the flavor of anything you put it on. So you end up eating steak-flavored A1. Same idea with Sriracha and Tabasco... the flavors are too intense and specific.
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First time fishing with my wife's family? Slice off a piece of raw tuna from the first fish we see you gaffe and down that shit, or don't come back.


best way to eat tuna
 

AndriaD

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First time fishing with my wife's family? Slice off a piece of raw tuna from the first fish we see you gaffe and down that shit, or don't come back.

My husband loves raw salmon! He says it tastes like steak. o_O


On a related subject - what are you guys' thoughts on A1?

The steak sauce? It's better on a hamburger than a steak. On a steak, I will use NOTHING but worcestershire sauce.

Andria
 

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I had a friend who would do a weekly Steak Night. He had inflexible demands:
--BYOB
--BYO tri-tip (same cuts so every piece would marinate the same)
--If you ask for sauce, you get kicked out of the house

He was a petulant dick about it, but I understand the core reasoning. There were people who would go that never actually had a properly seasoned/cooked steak before.

Related note:
I would actually suggest that no one learn how to perfectly brine and cook a turkey. Cooks Illustrated can do it. But if YOU do it, all your road-trip Thanksgivings will be miserable. Because the meat won't be as good and you'll be sad. Just pour gravy all over everything and smile.
 

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First time fishing with my wife's family? Slice off a piece of raw tuna from the first fish we see you gaffe and down that shit, or don't come back.

On a related subject - what are you guys' thoughts on A1?
I do not care for sauces on meats. Spices and herbs sprinkled gingerly on meat is ok.

Some people, like my wife, prefer the meat drown in BBQ sauce. To me it's a waste of meat.

I don't eat Catsup on potatoes either.
 

AndriaD

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I do not care for sauces on meats. Spices and herbs sprinkled gingerly on meat is ok.

Some people, like my wife, prefer the meat drown in BBQ sauce. To me it's a waste of meat.

I don't eat Catsup on potatoes either.

I use all condiments VERY sparingly -- condiments should enhance, not drown out! Like eye shadow on a woman -- the compliment should be "you have beautiful eyes", not "I like that eye shadow." :D

And people who are dieting would do well to consider the sugar, sodium, and fat content of all condiments -- a salad isn't that healthy if you put an entire cup of salad dressing on it!

Andria
 

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My wife is southern. I think the drowning in sauces, condiments, and gravies, are a normal.

Maybe -- I've seen it a lot, but I've never been one to do that. And I wear *brown* eye shadow (when I bother at all!) so nobody ever compliments my eye shadow... just my eyes. ;)

Andria
 

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First time fishing with my wife's family? Slice off a piece of raw tuna from the first fish we see you gaffe and down that shit, or don't come back.

On a related subject - what are you guys' thoughts on A1?

Raw Tuna! I'm IN!!! Ohhh... Maguro and Toro... yummmm

I don't really care for A1. It breaks down too fast and clogs my oil filter. If it's not good for THAT, wtf IS it good for?
 

Moueix

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Raw Tuna! I'm IN!!! Ohhh... Maguro and Toro... yummmm
After scrubbing old gross food out of dishes for the past few weeks (8 adults in this house and none of them can bother cleaning up after themselves) I made a new sign
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Ej should be proud

A to teh MEN! I couldn't break my daughter from putting crusty ass dishes in the sink without rinsing. So I started popping them RIGHT into the dishwasher, and then making sure SHE got those "clean" ones at dinner. Cured THAT shit REAL fast...
 

Moueix

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I do not care for sauces on meats. Spices and herbs sprinkled gingerly on meat is ok.

Some people, like my wife, prefer the meat drown in BBQ sauce. To me it's a waste of meat.

I don't eat Catsup on potatoes either.

For beef, I like dousing with a lil butter, garlic and soy right before serving. Nom nom nom...
 

Moueix

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I had a friend who would do a weekly Steak Night. He had inflexible demands:
--BYOB
--BYO tri-tip (same cuts so every piece would marinate the same)
--If you ask for sauce, you get kicked out of the house

He was a petulant dick about it, but I understand the core reasoning. There were people who would go that never actually had a properly seasoned/cooked steak before.

Related note:
I would actually suggest that no one learn how to perfectly brine and cook a turkey. Cooks Illustrated can do it. But if YOU do it, all your road-trip Thanksgivings will be miserable. Because the meat won't be as good and you'll be sad. Just pour gravy all over everything and smile.

Hahaha... I only deep fry turkey anymore. After the first one I did, the Mrs. pretty much abandoned "The stuffing MUST come from the bird" thinking.
 

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Me posted on Craigslist

Please don't respond to this ad if you the kind of person that will be in n out of the house after 11pm...

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I'm a grown ass man I can go in n out of the house if I wanted to, I don't need no fucking curfew, goodluck with ur prison run house...

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Didn't i just say don't respond if you don't agree with my requirements? And you call ur self a grown ass man?! I don't think so ASSHOLE!


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