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See? Told you they would love you. They couldn't resist your charm 
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Met life made the mistake of calling me. Used to have life insurance. How will your loved ones cope with your loss being the "bread winner"? Being their dead already I'm sure they will be just fine. Nice try, no cigar. 
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Hey there Kev, Friday's here soon!!!!Afternoon / Evening all
Wow....idiots lolMet life made the mistake of calling me. Used to have life insurance. How will your loved ones cope with your loss being the "bread winner"? Being their dead already I'm sure they will be just fine. Nice try, no cigar.
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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Well.....Enjoy it!.....Congrats on getting one
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Haha that was pretty much it too. I don't have any experience so it was all down to bull shitting my way in hahaSee? Told you they would love you. They couldn't resist your charm
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Thank you. I've always wanted a squonker. This is my first, there isn't much now days for me to have gotten happy about. Been in a really bad slump recently. I think my wife was just glad to see me smile LOLWell.....Enjoy it!.....Congrats on getting one
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Who will be in charge of your final expenses. The county. Don't you want a nice place to rest? I'm dead it wont fuckin matter. I feel they will be discuss that call for years. rotfl
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Sup saddle.
Always a fun time
I love messing with telemarketers. Almost as fun as messing with Jehovah's Witnesses LOL
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Wife & I were having afternoon delight one day when they interupted us. I opened the door in my birthday suit & asked what they wanted. Pretty sure if they have a do not bother list, I'm on it.
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I had a visit once from jehovas witnesses. This is back when i had my rotty. I just kept holding back the barking giant dog and calmly told the group this was the house of satan. Even tho ive moved, never had a visit from them again.
I miss my rotty. Best dogs ever. Great insurence policy to she was fucking huge
she was fucking huge
I haven't had one since I answered the door wearing nothing but my ex wife's lace bra. It was hilarious too watch them ride away as fast as they could
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Joining you for a beer or threeWent well, second interview next week. Now time for a beer and some dinner
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Hahaha its great messin with them isnt it?I haven't had one since I answered the door wearing nothing but my ex wife's lace bra. It was hilarious too watch them ride away as fast as they could
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I live in mormon central. Im only a couple of miles from their hq and their mecca. Last year, a small group of them where going around and i scared the shit out of them with my car. Throwing fireballs at mormons are the best entertainment ive ever seen or experienced
Yea. Had a 135lb Dobie. She died @ 12. Gentle as a baby.I miss my rotty. Best dogs ever. Great insurence policy to
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My rotty was 13 when she passed. Sweetist dog ever. 200 pounds thought she was a lap dog. If she didnt know you tho, she would have torn your ass through your mouth.
I rember once she took my spot on the coutch and i was trying to push her off and she was doing that talking growl thing she would do while i (she still outweighed me at the time) was just saying my spot and trying to push her off. She eventually moved and as soon as i sat down she just hoped on my lap. Funny as hell.
They are great dogs
Hey MarkGood evening corner family!
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They definitely are. Ill have another rotty one day. But i want an english bull dog first. I want someone as lazy as meThey are great dogs
Hiya Whiskey!
Hi Kev!
Have a great time, Kev! See you later.
Have a good evening
My step dad had 2 english bulldogs, LOVED themThey definitely are. Ill have another rotty one day. But i want an english bull dog first. I want someone as lazy as me
Hi Kevin my friend hows your day going buddyAfternoon / Evening all
HiYa HuckHiya Vapin! Better allergy day today?
Hello Mr Jimi
How could they say No?Went well, second interview next week. Now time for a beer and some dinner
Hi Breasy my friend hows it going buddy?
It need s to be tomorrow. I want my bike back up and running.
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Hi Mark my friend having a pretty good day, how about you buddy. Oh, that's right it's your Friday!
Gnight whiskey
Good night Whiskey my dear friend enjoy your eveningSign off time, Have a good night everyone
Hi Saddle my friend I'll have to remember that I have those pricks bothering me all the timeWho will be in charge of your final expenses. The county. Don't you want a nice place to rest? I'm dead it wont fuckin matter. I feel they will be discuss that call for years.
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Yes, it is, and not a moment too soon!H
Hi Mark my friend having a pretty good day, how about you buddy. Oh, that's right it's your Friday!
Only a few more years Mark and you'll be able to retire. The last few seem like they take the longest though, I know you probably didn't want to hear that buddy.Yes, it is, and not a moment too soon!
I wish. I'll probably have to work until I drop dead on the job.
Good night Whiskey.Sign off time, Have a good night everyone
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