Makes me think I'd be vaping on a Nintendo as that's what it reminds me.
Thank you for your opinion.
If I could vape on a classic NES or a period ONKYO amplifier, believe me I would.
As promised:
On Mon, Jan 21, 2019 at 10:52 PM, izanagi7 wrote:
Hello,
I am a vaping connoisseur of some notoriety and a design maestro. A vertiable DaVinci or Michelangelo of vaping, if you will.
I was discussing the matter of your Cylon mod on the VU forum with some discerning gentlemen and ladies, when it came to my attention that every single Smoant product I have seen has an absolutely cacophonous, miserable looking design. There is nor harmony nor flow between the different parts, the buttons, the display, each one is arbitrarily shaped and dimensioned, and more random than the last. The naboo, the Charon, the Cylon all make me want to cry as though I’ve lost my lover when I gaze upon them. Feel my chagrin.
Kindly explain how you hired your “designer”. On behalf of the vaping community, I hereby ask the for a formal explanation. What former work experience and qualifications did this individual possess before entering service as the “designer” for Smoant. Please provide his or her name and contact details so we may conduct our due diligence and righteously report this charlatan to the United Nations for crimes against humanity.
I, myself was recently perusing the market for a dual battery squonking modus, and whilst I acquiesce your Battlestar is clearly better looking than your Cylon, I fail to understand the need for the garish embellishment on the battery door. Why it is akin to vinyl flame decals on a 1998 Honda Civic DX. It ruins the appearance of the mod completely. A simple, smooth design would have been far better, but alas. I decided on a Gbox, produced by GeekVape, a private concern, and though it lacks your Battle-Star’s squonkification button apparatus, the GBox does indeed have a comparatively elegant, smooth physiognomy, and a well engineered bottle connection system.
*puffs on pipe haughtily.
Now then, we demand that you fire your designer post haste and without severance, and sue him or her for damaging your company image in an appropriate court of law. It is our understanding that the Communist party of China has re-education camps that may be appropriate for such an individual.
If you care to inspire yourself from design icons, perhaps refer to the VooPoo Alpha One, a design so beautiful that it has won several awards, and is sold out everywhere at the time of writing. Similarly, SMOK’s excellent MAG is the most ergonomic mod ever made. It is comfortable, perfectly weighted, has an impeccable fit and finish, and is the reference for ergonomics in the vaping industry today. Lost Vape’s Drone is another example of a fine device that I do believe I would part with several shillings in order to acquire. It is my understanding that that particular design moistens the tender nether regions of nubile young women, often requiring the subsequent application of smelling salts. Such is the price one pays for good design, sir. You would do well to take a page out of their playbook, so to speak.
Please notify us at VU what Smoant intends to do to correct this déplorable situation. We await your reply.
Good day.
Rear Admiral Nigel Flatbottom, Ret.
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