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Don't kill it.Somewhere in my kitchen and driving me FUCKING batty!!!
Instead try to catch it and keep it as a pet.They're super good luck you know.
Sometimes google is not you friend.Case in point (Futanari).Just don't go there my brain almost exploded.
Nope.Tell me THIS isn't sexy as hell
I like em with long hair. Not boy hair.
And the shorts look stoopit on her.
You might want to borrow my glasses.
When all you have is duct-tape.
Bra discussion eh?
My wife gets her bras from Soma.
Here's how much she likes them:
Last year, the moving company lost them. There was panic at the Lost residence, and an emergency purchase for replacements. Emphasis on emergency. How they're only around $50 each, I have no idea.
Here's how good they fit, and how padded they are:
She let me bitch-slap her Soma-bra-covered boobs. I energetically balked at first, due to a strict adherence to that morality thing. Her confidence won out, and I initiated the quality control experiment. Open-hand slaps. Quite surreal, for a number of reasons.
Now I understand that Soma would never ever be able to advertise their bras this way due to the instantaneous/intense backlash they would receive. But wow, as a dude, I get it now. When a woman says her fitted bras changed her life, believe her.
My wife gets her bras from Soma.
Here's how much she likes them:
Last year, the moving company lost them. There was panic at the Lost residence, and an emergency purchase for replacements. Emphasis on emergency. How they're only around $50 each, I have no idea.
Here's how good they fit, and how padded they are:
She let me bitch-slap her Soma-bra-covered boobs. I energetically balked at first, due to a strict adherence to that morality thing. Her confidence won out, and I initiated the quality control experiment. Open-hand slaps. Quite surreal, for a number of reasons.
Now I understand that Soma would never ever be able to advertise their bras this way due to the instantaneous/intense backlash they would receive. But wow, as a dude, I get it now. When a woman says her fitted bras changed her life, believe her.
Until she spins around and you realize it's really a lady boy with a bigger twig and giggle berries then you!
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OK, first... Yes, I'll admit to recording Dancing With the Stars. Sometimes it's kinda fun to watch. I watch the dance parts, fast forward through all the rest of it, blah, blah, blah... (you buncha haters, I can see you rolling your eyes!).
Anyway... Yesterdays discussion of Madonna being in her 50s, and all that jazz, check this out. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Brady is one of the celebs on the show and is now 60. Have summa dat you pervs.
On an even more horrifying note, that Amber Rose thing is also on the show.
Anyway... Yesterdays discussion of Madonna being in her 50s, and all that jazz, check this out. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Brady is one of the celebs on the show and is now 60. Have summa dat you pervs.
On an even more horrifying note, that Amber Rose thing is also on the show.
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I see Soma commercials on tv all the time. Weird part, it's also the name of a potent muscle relaxer.
Have summa dat too, you pervs.
Have summa dat too, you pervs.
It is also a Smashing Pumpkins SongI see Soma commercials on tv all the time. Weird part, it's also the name of a potent muscle relaxer.
Have summa dat too, you pervs.
OH MY GOD, I totally forgot about that. Oh, 90's, how I miss you. Sorta.
Dear SSDU staff,
The past twenty years as the Manager of PCU/SSDU has been a rewarding and amazing experience. How lucky I have been to work with such a smart and caring group of individuals. Your support, teamwork and dedication to this unit have made SSDU a stand out unit in the hospital, if not the best. It is you all that have made SSDU what it is today and I know moving forward you will continue to make SSDU shine. Continue to make me proud.
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I will miss you all, with a heavy heart I must say goodbye, Haley
P.S. I hope to see you at my retirement party on September 22 from 5-8 pm at El Torito.
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The past twenty years as the Manager of PCU/SSDU has been a rewarding and amazing experience. How lucky I have been to work with such a smart and caring group of individuals. Your support, teamwork and dedication to this unit have made SSDU a stand out unit in the hospital, if not the best. It is you all that have made SSDU what it is today and I know moving forward you will continue to make SSDU shine. Continue to make me proud.
.
I will miss you all, with a heavy heart I must say goodbye, Haley
P.S. I hope to see you at my retirement party on September 22 from 5-8 pm at El Torito.
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Dear SSDU staff,
The past twenty years as the Manager of PCU/SSDU has been a rewarding and amazing experience. How lucky I have been to work with such a smart and caring group of individuals. Your support, teamwork and dedication to this unit have made SSDU a stand out unit in the hospital, if not the best. It is you all that have made SSDU what it is today and I know moving forward you will continue to make SSDU shine. Continue to make me proud.
.
I will miss you all, with a heavy heart I must say goodbye, Haley
P.S. I hope to see you at my retirement party on September 22 from 5-8 pm at El Torito.
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I'm playin' ej. I'm sorry you have to say goodbye to someone you must have high regard for. 
I'm playin' ej. I'm sorry you have to say goodbye to someone you must have high regard for.
She was a HOT manager... Wow
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hope the party goes wellShe was a HOT manager... Wow
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Home run with the rx line ......swelling of head and genital area ........now thinks maybe he is the bees knees ?Jaybo kept designing ugly rdas/RTAS the fuck is wrong with WISMEC??
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I agree though a lot of his newer collaboration's are butt ugly , plus a fat daddy 510 is 5 bucks same as a varitube , I would have gladly paid 10 bucks more to have the option in a rx 200 plus instead of the one they used , he'll the 510 on the cuboid blossom the rx connector to bits ...seriously WTF
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There's a joke there. With the boobs and the relaxing. Couldn't get it worded quite right though.
Mine starts today so 
While reading that I couldn't help but think of a certain scene from Wild Wild West (The movie with Will Smith not the old TV show).
Couldn't find it in English.
Bah...forget Marsha or Madonna.Helen Mirren is 71 and drop dead gorgeous hell Barbara Eden is 85 and still smoking hot.
Helen Mirren, I just love her. And yes, she's quite gorgeous.
Not everybody can produce stuff like CoV...Shame really.Jaybo kept designing ugly rdas/RTAS the fuck is wrong with WISMEC??
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Its so broken!
By saying that you have made a friend for life.
ohdeargod
This is the problem with trying to be a nice fucking person. All this annoyance is going to build up and some random unlucky moron is going to get all of it.