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Well doggie, the high for the day for me will only be 17C and currently it's 14C so you ain't so bad off...
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I have no sympathy for any of your weather woes…..mainly cuz my yard still needs mowed. I’m sure it’s due to the infighting going on with all of you over who gets to do it, but the time is here….work it out…
CHOP CHOP
What???? That's crazy. Gonna be 26C here, Cali must be experiencing a cold snap.
Just let it go wild. The bees and butterflies will love you. At least that's the excuse I'm gonna try to use, I am ignoring my lawn for the sake of the pollinators. We shall see how long I can get away with that excuse before the neighbors force me to mow.
And if that doesn't work I'll just show them my mowing thong, and they will beg me not to mow.
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Well since today is naked gardening day, no thong is needed.
That’s awesome…..if you mow your yard and don’t have bees and butterflies everywhere looking for a place to land and pollinate.
Dammit knuckles…
I waited and waited…just sure that someone would do the right thing and show up and mow my yard.
I waited and waited and waited some more…
nobody.
Nada.
Zip.
mere words could never express the devastating sadness that consumes me right now. I’m sitting here clutching my supervisors mowing thong (the one you wear while watching someone mow your yard). It’s tear stained and smells of disappointment…among other things
Woe is me
I waited and waited…just sure that someone would do the right thing and show up and mow my yard.
I waited and waited and waited some more…
nobody.
Nada.
Zip.
mere words could never express the devastating sadness that consumes me right now. I’m sitting here clutching my supervisors mowing thong (the one you wear while watching someone mow your yard). It’s tear stained and smells of disappointment…among other things
Woe is me
Poor Hawkie
I know for a fact that when you mow, hoards of hoochie mumma's must crowd around trying to molest you
I assume that this is some prestigious awardCody got rained out
Good…little whippersnapper needed a showerCody got rained out
don't say bad things about CODY!
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Must have been a plot by the opposing team.Cody got rained out
Grass
Tall grass
Tall grass as far as the eye can see
Tall grass
Tall grass as far as the eye can see
does it block the view of cornfields?
lol Hawkie
Ah ha! Of course
I’m a city boy. No cornfield within a quarter mile of here….give or take….1/8th mile maybe………………
I can see corn from my back door OK…and maybe a little from the front but I’m not a bumpkin …..dagnabbit…..
get off my overgrown lawn
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Since Kad is going no mow on his lawn he has time for yours. Plus he's the closest.
(Me running away from the bus I threw Kad under)...
(Me running away from the bus I threw Kad under)...
I accept!
It can with the proper razor
huddy wouldn't know a proper manscaping razor if it had a huge sign saying "this is a proper manscaping razor"
neither would i. But huddy doubly so, the dopey bastard
I think Libba Jnr (Tom Liberatore) is done, following too many concussions
Possibly my favourite current player. Holds the club record for the most tackles in one game. Which is probably related to excessive concussions somehow
I loved him
Possibly my favourite current player. Holds the club record for the most tackles in one game. Which is probably related to excessive concussions somehow
I loved him
Huddy doubly sounds cute
Apparently the Harlem Globetrotters split from the NBA because they were so crazy above the league
Which is the direction which CODY is headed in
Damn straight! I think he got a hit in all at bats but one where a kid caught his fly!
Ok….vacation is over.
Everybody back to work entertaining me
CHOP CHOP!!!
Everybody back to work entertaining me
CHOP CHOP!!!
we all know what this really is...
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have a sammich
This should keep you busy for awhile.
This should keep you busy for awhile.
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Just like the James Brown tune…
PoiBoi got a brand new bag
In the future hold the lettuce and tomatoes…
If I wanted a salad I would have ordered a salad.
Meat, cheese and bread and maybe some onion…mayo, mustard….pickle on the side…..that’s it…..no salad…..I didn’t order a salad….
Oldie but a goodie. I remember being in, like, junior high and being at my friends house watching that and we were laughing our butts off and his mom thought that we and Monty python were silly English kanigets.
I knew an English lady once, fell in love with her accent, at least until, well, let's just say I didn't think there was anything silly about the case of kanigets she gave me. Turns out there is a shot for that, unlike the old days, so I'm all better now and I no longer fall for English accents.
You are officially my hero.
now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on my English accent.
Should be enough for Hawkie…
