Redheaded Stepchildren

Hawkizefan · Jul 28, 2020

keithu2 said:
And, I had part 2 of my root canal. I won’t go into the hurricane warning and no golf...

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root canal?
pfffft.
Hurricane?
pfffft.
collapsed lung?
pfffft.
Grab those clubs and your bestest mod, a bottle of high nic grog and hit the links.
whats the worst that could happen?

keithu2 · Jul 28, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
root canal?
pfffft.
Hurricane?
pfffft.
collapsed lung?
pfffft.
Grab those clubs and your bestest mod, a bottle of high nic grog and hit the links.
whats the worst that could happen?

Lose money and my balls?

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Hawkizefan · Jul 28, 2020

keithu2 said:
Lose money and my balls?

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money clip and tighter pants should help.

keithu2 · Jul 28, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
money clip and tighter pants should help.

Have the money clip, without a lot of $ in it, already. The boy’s aren’t going to be happy about their loss of freedom though.

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Hawkizefan · Jul 28, 2020

keithu2 said:
Have the money clip, without a lot of $ in it, already. The boy’s aren’t going to be happy about their loss of freedom though.

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gotta get them boys in line.
Daddy has golfing to do.

DogMan · Jul 28, 2020

Spray on jeans?

Hawkizefan · Jul 29, 2020

DogMan said:
Spray on jeans?

no.
dear God NO.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

DogMan · Jul 29, 2020

doggies lost

because... huddy...

keithu2 · Jul 29, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
no.
dear God NO.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

You always do that when you get scared
or excited?

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keithu2 · Jul 29, 2020

DogMan said:
doggies lost

because... huddy...

Yes, it was huddy.
Do you have real fans, or cut outs like MLB here?

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DogMan · Jul 30, 2020

keithu2 said:
Yes, it was huddy.
Do you have real fans, or cut outs like MLB here?

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Socially distanced crowds. Every 4th seat or something.

DogMan · Jul 30, 2020

Did the NBA start this week?
Is NBA basketball?

I saw something on social media

Hawkizefan · Jul 30, 2020

keithu2 said:
You always do that when you get scared
or excited?

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mmmmmm...excited I guess.

cardboard cutout fans suck. Haven’t seen 1 catch a foul ball.

Merbear · Jul 30, 2020

Hey guys, I’m lying in a hospital bd after suffering a tear in my colon while on vacation with fam. Had surgery Monday night, it’s fixed but was scary. Going home this afternoon.

Hawkizefan · Jul 30, 2020

Merbear said:
Hey guys, I’m lying in a hospital bd after suffering a tear in my colon while on vacation with fam. Had surgery Monday night, it’s fixed but was scary. Going home this afternoon.

ouch!
sorry to hear that. Was wondering where you’ve been but I just figured you were mad at Dog and poi boi.
they’ve been mean.
I’ve had to report Dog twice.

DogMan · Jul 30, 2020

Merbear said:
Hey guys, I’m lying in a hospital bd after suffering a tear in my colon while on vacation with fam. Had surgery Monday night, it’s fixed but was scary. Going home this afternoon.

Poor grannybear

I guess at least it wasn't your semi colon, or your comma

Hawkizefan · Jul 30, 2020

DogMan said:
Poor grannybear

I guess at least it wasn't your semi colon, or your comma

REPORTED

for being funny as hell

DogMan · Jul 30, 2020

Imagine tearing an ampersand

keithu2 · Jul 30, 2020

DogMan said:
Imagine tearing an ampersand

Excruciating to say the least!

You’re going to make her bust a stitch or two, if you keep this up.

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DogMan · Jul 31, 2020

DogMan · Jul 31, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
???
care to elaborate?

My doctor said that he does not think that lowering that med was such a good idea. And suggested going back up, then not trying that again any time soon.

I did get a reply to said grumpy old man letter. New director said that these things are heavy, that they are investigating, and thanked me for letting them know about it all.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. With much quieter brain after sorting meds out. I'm not obsessing about ancient history.

But maybe the investigation will mean that future employees are treated nicely.

I blame Huddy.

There is also the elephant in the room about link between liking Huddy and tearing your punctuation marks.

DogMan · Jul 31, 2020

I've never torn my colon. And that can be directly attributed to being aware of what Huddy is really like, and not putting up with that from him

Merbear · Jul 31, 2020

Love you all funny guys! Ampersand..really!?!? ?

Kent Brooks · Aug 1, 2020

Merbear said:
Love you all funny guys! Ampersand..really!?!?

Hope you are okay bear xo

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DogMan · Aug 2, 2020

Knuckles... I don't know who invented pickles

How does it even come to be that someone considers trying that?

I'm glad that they did. I just don't know how or when it happened, or who it was

Hawkizefan · Aug 2, 2020

DogMan said:
Knuckles... I don't know who invented pickles

How does it even come to be that someone considers trying that?

I'm glad that they did. I just don't know how or when it happened, or who it was

invented by a Bavarian goat wrangler in the mid 1500’s.
it was a cloudy Tuesday around 3:15pm.

DogMan · Aug 3, 2020

Terribly inaccurate in front of goals.

Which is obviously Huddys fault.

It's an indictment.

DogMan · Aug 3, 2020

It is a bit unsettling that Tuesdays follow Mondays so often

It is starting to get a bit stalkerish IMO

Hawkizefan · Aug 3, 2020

DogMan said:
It is a bit unsettling that Tuesdays follow Mondays so often

It is starting to get a bit stalkerish IMO

but it’s still better than Monday and in this part of the world it’s known as taco Tuesday......so we got that going for us.

Stupid Adelaides. obviously in cahoots with Huddy.

keithu2 · Aug 3, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
invented by a Bavarian goat wrangler in the mid 1500’s.
it was a cloudy Tuesday around 3:15pm.

his name was Tim.
it was a cucumber that he forgot in his tunic.

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keithu2 · Aug 3, 2020

DogMan said:
Terribly inaccurate in front of goals.

Which is obviously Huddys fault.

It's an indictment.

Did huddy start them using the yellow ball too?
I would not be surprised if it was so.

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DogMan · Aug 3, 2020

keithu2 said:
Did huddy start them using the yellow ball too?
I would not be surprised if it was so.

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Probably. The official line is that it is easier to see at night than traditional red.

Are Huddys balls yellow?

keithu2 · Aug 3, 2020

DogMan said:
Probably. The official line is that it is easier to see at night than traditional red.

Are Huddys balls yellow?

Hawkie or Grammybear would know!

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Hawkizefan · Aug 4, 2020

DogMan said:
Probably. The official line is that it is easier to see at night than traditional red.

Are Huddys balls yellow?

keithu2 said:
Hawkie or Grammybear would know!

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Don’t know about Huddys or red or yellow.
I’m very familiar with the blue type however.

Merbear · Aug 4, 2020

keithu2 said:
Hawkie or Grammybear would know!

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There you go being all funny and such ???

DogMan · Aug 5, 2020

We are in heavy lockdown here.

Only allowed to leave the house 1 hour a day.

And I have to say that it is hard to believe that Wednesday is still going. Time is just dragging out.

DogMan · Aug 5, 2020

IMO there is nothing fair about feeling like 3 degrees

Unfair, unjust, unequitable would be more fitting

Hawkizefan · Aug 6, 2020

DogMan said:
IMO there is nothing fair about feeling like 3 degrees

Unfair, unjust, unequitable would be more fitting

suck it up buttercup.
i just had to turn on the air conditioner in my truck.
steamy, oppressive 110 heat index. 2 hour downpour this morning then the sun came out, hot and steamy. The air feels like soup.
I rarely turn on the air in my truck. 15 year old truck and has probably only been on 15-20 times. It kicks ass however.....I got goose bumpy.

DogMan · Aug 8, 2020

"Pushing 50"

it is my 41st birthday today

i kind of like that no one is allowed to visit

they wouldn't anyway, but this way i can blame factors other than huddy

keithu2 · Aug 8, 2020

DogMan said:
"Pushing 50"

it is my 41st birthday today

i kind of like that no one is allowed to visit

they wouldn't anyway, but this way i can blame factors other than huddy

Happy birthday!
Did you get yourself some good gifts?

At least you’re not pushing 70 like some of us.

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DogMan · Aug 8, 2020

keithu2 said:
Happy birthday!
Did you get yourself some good gifts?

At least you’re not pushing 70 like some of us.

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I bought this. But it won't ship from France until Tuesday.

I don't know if it is nice, since I don't have it yet.

keithu2 · Aug 8, 2020

DogMan said:
I bought this. But it won't ship from France until Tuesday.

I don't know if it is nice, since I don't have it yet.

It sure looks nice
and exotic.

The last mod I got was a topside.

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Hawkizefan · Aug 8, 2020

DogMan said:
"Pushing 50"

it is my 41st birthday today

i kind of like that no one is allowed to visit

they wouldn't anyway, but this way i can blame factors other than huddy

I’d visit if I could....and you would allow it and like it.
Happy Birthday my friend. I wish you many more.
Hope today turns out to be one of the best ever.

i remember my 41st....I was still good looking and Mama Bears still liked me.

I’m going to eat some cake or some other overly carbed shit in your honor.

CHEERS.

DogMan · Aug 8, 2020

keithu2 said:
It sure looks nice
and exotic.

The last mod I got was a topside.

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Topside is good. Simple electronics that just works

Hawkizefan · Aug 8, 2020

keithu2 said:
Happy birthday!
Did you get yourself some good gifts?

At least you’re not pushing 70 like some of us.

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you shouldn’t push grannybears buttons like that.

DogMan · Aug 8, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
I’d visit if I could....and you would allow it and like it.
Happy Birthday my friend. I wish you many more.
Hope today turns out to be one of the best ever.

i remember my 41st....I was still good looking and Mama Bears still liked me.

I’m going to eat some cake or some other overly carbed shit in your honor.

CHEERS.

Thamks

DogMan · Aug 8, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
you shouldn’t push grannybears buttons like that.

I don't think that you call 29 pushing 30?

Pushing doesn't start yet

Hawkizefan · Aug 8, 2020

DogMan said:
Thamks

Hawkizefan · Aug 8, 2020

DogMan said:
I don't think that you call 29 pushing 30?

Pushing doesn't start yet

The Swede is playing a dangerous game with his “pushing70” comments.
I might have to take my carby cake and go hide till this is over.

DogMan · Aug 8, 2020

Hawkizefan said:
The Swede is playing a dangerous game with his “pushing70” comments.
I might have to take my carby cake and go hide till this is over.

Did you buy a large print ereader?

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