There's something slightly uncomfortable about anything that lavishes itself with congratulations before it even walks through the door. It's always been my view that these things are first presented, and if congratulations are called for and deserved....they are given forthwith ....especially if what that thing refers to... is appearance....(you would say that...you have a face like a fat dogs arse)
Bit rude...... these days however, it would seem that 'conceited' and 'vanity' are words that have been given an upgrade to make them sound cool and perfectly acceptable......I believe this term to be.....(shudders) ....'swagger'...
Regardless......self-adulation, to someone in his mid forties who struggles to even recognise himself in the mirror most mornings...
is something that gets my back up almost instantly, severe scrutinization will ensue....and today....is one of those days....
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A fine welcome to you all my little foggy frumpets, back on track with the clearing of the decks, and today...we are looking at something that I have to admit...was left purposely in the box of magical mysteries purely because of its self proclaiming name....'Yes...you sit there in the dark and have a good long think about yourself you arrogant little fuckpig...I'll deal with you later'........and now....is later.... (?)
Sent for the purposes of being brought down a peg or two by my partners in crime, Gearbest ....I present to you for harsh judgement ...the Wotofo Bravo RTA.....
DON'T....feed it's ego......ffs....
The Lowdown
Yes...okay...it's a good looking tank, bloody good looking tank actually...but I'd never tell it that...I believe it does a very good job of doing that all on it's own...
Bravo indeed.....we'll see about that...(grumble grumble)...onwards...
The Bravo RTA is a 25mm dual coil RTA with bottom adjustable airflow and has a 4.5ml capacity.....
Stretching to 6ml with the included bubble tank....
It has fully adjustable dual bottom airflow, adjusted by the knurled AFC ring...
A highly recessed top fill system which is big enough for pretty much any kind of bottle...and is unscrewed easily with the aid of more...irresistible knurling.....
And upon it's noggin....your finest dramatic and super swirly resin 810 drip tip
I mean let's face it...it was always going to have nice hair....
FINE...I admit it, I love the look of the Bravo, to me personally it's one of the best looking tanks on the market...and yes...I have put it in the drawer while I type that....I have a limit to dealing with over inflated egos....and perhaps a little finer scrutiny is required to find the chink in this 'pretender's' armour.....as we de-robe it......and no doubt find a fugly, flabby and 'thrown together' build deck.....
Motherf....that's a nice looking build deck.....
Building on the Bravo is pretty much as easy as it looks, two clamps, four screws, and it wicks like an RDTA....you will not need a manual to know how this works...and as an added 'cherry' on this stainless cupcake...this is a Wotofo product, and they ALWAYS supply a comprehensive large package (ooh-er), including....three (no..I still don't know why they always give three) ultra finely wrapped fused claptons....I mean these are really...really nice coils....
The screws are super chunky and the clamps will hold any shape of wire without drama....it's a good post design.
Wicking, like I said earlier, is dealt with the same way as an RDTA, simply poke your cottontails through the juice holes, being careful not to over, or under stuff them, and let them poke through just a little.....and then prime your wicks...
The Vape
Absolutely awful, worst I've ever tried........okay...that's a lie (sigh) ......it's really.......really good...
The flavour is as good.....as anything I have tried so far, the last RTA I reviewed was the Crius II Dual Coil, and I gushed over that, claiming it was the best RTA on the market in terms of flavour production....and then immediately after, I get this arrogant prick strolling in with all it's 'swagger'....and fucking things up, simply because...it matches it, not better than...but I can't tell the difference between the two when it comes to performance.......bastard.
Bit rude...... these days however, it would seem that 'conceited' and 'vanity' are words that have been given an upgrade to make them sound cool and perfectly acceptable......I believe this term to be.....(shudders) ....'swagger'...
Regardless......self-adulation, to someone in his mid forties who struggles to even recognise himself in the mirror most mornings...
is something that gets my back up almost instantly, severe scrutinization will ensue....and today....is one of those days....
.........................................................................................................................
A fine welcome to you all my little foggy frumpets, back on track with the clearing of the decks, and today...we are looking at something that I have to admit...was left purposely in the box of magical mysteries purely because of its self proclaiming name....'Yes...you sit there in the dark and have a good long think about yourself you arrogant little fuckpig...I'll deal with you later'........and now....is later.... (?)
Sent for the purposes of being brought down a peg or two by my partners in crime, Gearbest ....I present to you for harsh judgement ...the Wotofo Bravo RTA.....
DON'T....feed it's ego......ffs....
The Lowdown
Yes...okay...it's a good looking tank, bloody good looking tank actually...but I'd never tell it that...I believe it does a very good job of doing that all on it's own...
Bravo indeed.....we'll see about that...(grumble grumble)...onwards...
The Bravo RTA is a 25mm dual coil RTA with bottom adjustable airflow and has a 4.5ml capacity.....
Stretching to 6ml with the included bubble tank....
It has fully adjustable dual bottom airflow, adjusted by the knurled AFC ring...
A highly recessed top fill system which is big enough for pretty much any kind of bottle...and is unscrewed easily with the aid of more...irresistible knurling.....
And upon it's noggin....your finest dramatic and super swirly resin 810 drip tip
I mean let's face it...it was always going to have nice hair....
FINE...I admit it, I love the look of the Bravo, to me personally it's one of the best looking tanks on the market...and yes...I have put it in the drawer while I type that....I have a limit to dealing with over inflated egos....and perhaps a little finer scrutiny is required to find the chink in this 'pretender's' armour.....as we de-robe it......and no doubt find a fugly, flabby and 'thrown together' build deck.....
Motherf....that's a nice looking build deck.....
Building on the Bravo is pretty much as easy as it looks, two clamps, four screws, and it wicks like an RDTA....you will not need a manual to know how this works...and as an added 'cherry' on this stainless cupcake...this is a Wotofo product, and they ALWAYS supply a comprehensive large package (ooh-er), including....three (no..I still don't know why they always give three) ultra finely wrapped fused claptons....I mean these are really...really nice coils....
The screws are super chunky and the clamps will hold any shape of wire without drama....it's a good post design.
Wicking, like I said earlier, is dealt with the same way as an RDTA, simply poke your cottontails through the juice holes, being careful not to over, or under stuff them, and let them poke through just a little.....and then prime your wicks...
The Vape
Absolutely awful, worst I've ever tried........okay...that's a lie (sigh) ......it's really.......really good...
The flavour is as good.....as anything I have tried so far, the last RTA I reviewed was the Crius II Dual Coil, and I gushed over that, claiming it was the best RTA on the market in terms of flavour production....and then immediately after, I get this arrogant prick strolling in with all it's 'swagger'....and fucking things up, simply because...it matches it, not better than...but I can't tell the difference between the two when it comes to performance.......bastard.
