Yesterday, on a social media bit buffer a guy did a skit in which he acted two guys talking.
FG: Yo Bob, how you get $1,000 in just 30 minutes the other day?
[Pan to SG]
SG: I goes up to this bitch and tell her gimme all your fucking money.
[Pan to FG]
FG: Really? And she just give you all of her fucking money?
[Pan to SG]
SG: {Now wearing a bandanna and tobaggon acting as a mask for him and brandishing what is obviously a toy gun] And now you gonna give me all of your fucking money.
[Pan to FG]
FG: Damn bob, you are so stupid.
I left him a comment asking two questions.
Does fucking money reproduce? If it does can you send me two $1.00 bills of fucking money?
I think it would be great to get those two bucks of fucking money locked up in a room, lights low, keep them going a day or two and get $1,000 of fucking money as offspring. Yep, I for sure could use some fucking money if that's the case. *grin* Of course, I'd send everyone on here two $1 bills of fucking money then too. I know fucking money won't buy happiness but it sure does seem to make life a bit better if you got it. I can be practical, doesn't mean I'm some husk of waste materialist.