Haha- I've watched those juice reviews too and my taste buds must be dead too! Paid shills that will give a glowing review- besides we have to remember that eliquid taste is subjective and really stinks when you spend so much money on yucky tasting eliquids- I know because I have been there!
Finding good tasting eliquid to me was one of the hardest parts of vaping! I like higher VG liquids and more of the single note flavors like Blueberry,peach,strawberry, cinnamon. I was a menthol smoker so I used peppermints and Cool Ice flavors in the beginning in one tank and had fruit and candy flavors in another tank and just switched them back and forth.
Maybe try some sample packs from some vendors like Mad Cow here in VU
http://www.madcowvapors.com/little-cow-pack-4x-30ml-bottles-you-pick-the-flavors/
not a lot of money and free shipping- I really like Devils Drip(cinnamon fireball without the heat) but I like Sweet Tooth haven't tried the other flavors yet. I get 120ml of the Devils Drip- love that flavor!
Remember you can mix flavors and experiment. I mix Sweet Tooth with some of my eliquids to get a different bubble gum flavor.
Mad Cow has great prices and great flavors- I do not like Cherry or melon flavors from anyone- taste yucky to me so I stay away from those!
http://vapingunderground.com/thread...ws-top-ranked-customer-service.227535/page-23
MCV announces many sales here- Maybe you will find a flavor you will love?