Howl at the moon

[Ace]

Oh bloody hell woman, I said this too beautiful, sexy, mysterious, funny, smart,

Work with me here

 

[RocketPuppy]

Oh bloody hell woman, I said this too beautiful, sexy, mysterious, funny, smart,

Work with me here

Red's the magnet. She's got the magnetism. I'm just a pup.

Whoops...I meant kelli. Kelli's the magnet.

 

[Ace]

Where's that rolled up newspaper?

 

[RocketPuppy]

It's next to my glock.

 

[RocketPuppy]

Oh Mai. Turns out plantar fasciitis has nothing to do with peanuts. I'm disappointed.

 

[plinsday]

So how about I lost my painting contract with econo suites because illegals said they'd do it cheaper

Tapatalk: Samsung Note III

 

[Ace]

That sucks. Corps are usually restricted by company police to require licence and insurance proof from all subs. Most budget subs have neither.

 

[Ld3441]

Today's gripe. Well, it's one of them anyway.

For the last 2 years my company has been on a "streamline and boost productivity" kick. They've made a fuck ton of "improvements". Not a single one I can think of has done anything but slow us actual worker types down. They complain about productivity. They have graphs and charts for everything. They have goals and quotas for us that keep increasing. Why can't they understand that I'd get more done if they left me the fuck alone?
I think the ties all the upper management suit types wear cut off circulation to the brain.

How did I miss this thread?
@Ace did I write this post or do we work at the same place?
Only thing you left out was we are to do more with less people to do it.

 

[Ace]

Hmm. Knew i forgot something.

 

[plinsday]

That sucks. Corps are usually restricted by company police to require licence and insurance proof from all subs. Most budget subs have neither.

Yeah it really does. The guy that owned the company was a citizen of course, but all his workers? Nahhh. They took the whole damn hotel. Drywall, tile, carpet, and my painting.

Tapatalk: Samsung Note III

 

[Ace]

When i had my company ( locksmith) I would occasionally lose a customer to underbidding. More often than not they came back to me in less than a year and paid me tofix all the fuckups the cheap guy did.
Just smile and do good work man. It's how you survive.

 

[Ld3441]

Out here in California many smaller highways have signs saying slower traffic keep right. If you have a stack of cars and trucks behind you and no one for a mile ahead...THIS MEANS YOU!
Stop being an oblivious bag of douche. Speed up or get the hell outta my way. Some of us have places to be.

 

[plinsday]

When i had my company ( locksmith) I would occasionally lose a customer to underbidding. More often than not they came back to me in less than a year and paid me tofix all the fuckups the cheap guy did.
Just smile and do good work man. It's how you survive.

I got all time in the world to smile now

Tapatalk: Samsung Note III

 

[kelli]

Red's the magnet. She's got the magnetism. I'm just a pup.

Whoops...I meant kelli. Kelli's the magnet.

not true......i am repellent.

 

[Ace]

I want to complain about my own complaints thread not sending me notifications. Bah!

The last couple of days has been a huge collection of "OH FUCK YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME " & "Hey! Cool. You just made my day"
brain feeling like ping pong ball.

@kelli more like bait. The bait may possibly be poisonous (At least aaccording to you)but definitely not repellent.

 

[Ace]

Hmm. Need to remember to bitch about something tomorrow. Too tired right now. cant muster up any emotion.

 

[M5amhan]

well guess i get to wear the dumbass hat tonight. i was building my kayfun and something kept shorting out on my hana (my favorite all day mod). to make a long story short i fried something in my damn chip so now its a check atomizer mod. it was my fault too for not working out the short on my ohm meter. fuck me

 

[Just Me]

Though you all might like this..

 

[MoFo]

LoL yessss. This one too.

 

[Just Me]

@MoFo Here is another one for you. These make me laugh when I get mad.

 

[Whiskey]

Replace the god damned toilet paper roll if you use the last of it fucker!!!!!!!!!

 

[Just Me]

Replace the god damned toilet paper roll if you use the last of it fucker!!!!!!!!!

LOL we have that same complaint here.

 

[Ace]

LoL yessss. This one too.

One of my all time favorites.

 

[MoFo]

Same here. A friend of mine proclaimed himself the king of assholes. I changed his name to His Assholiness in my phone and that to his ringtone. He greatly approved.

 

[Just Me]

Damn Helicopter waking me up a hour early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Zombiewoof]

I thought I was the only one that only saw stupid all day...well just in case... fuck you, yeah you, I don't care, you're a fucking idiot. Hmmm...somehow I feel better..I have to go sit in the dark now........

 

[BigNasty]

I thought I was the only one that only saw stupid all day...well just in case... fuck you, yeah you, I don't care, you're a fucking idiot. Hmmm...somehow I feel better..I have to go sit in the dark now........

That is most days... Thurs night was less of it and less tolerant of it.. Combat Shopping at winco... think walcritters in a warehouse type grocery store... after I dealt with walcritters at chinmart.

 

[Ace]

Combat shopping.... I like that. It really describes it well.

 

[BigNasty]

Combat shopping.... I like that. It really describes it well.

Dude I will have to video that place on the first of the month to the third.
Elbows thrown and "motherfuckers" liberally applied is no joke.

 

[Just Me]

Being stuck working next to the most arrogant mouthy 17 yr old all weekend. My highlight was today when he said he doesnt like me because my comebacks were to fast and witty for him. wtf lil boy go home and whine to your mommy.

 

[Ace]

Lol at stupid little bags of dumbass. I dont like you lady cause you're smarter and funnier than me. If he's lucky, very lucky, when he grows up he'll realize that just makes em hotter.

 

[BigNasty]

Being stuck working next to the most arrogant mouthy 17 yr old all weekend. My highlight was today when he said he doesnt like me because my comebacks were to fast and witty for him. wtf lil boy go home and whine to your mommy.

WTF?!?!
Was he a sissy beta male acting tough or just a hebitch?
Was this dude just chemically neutered or just touched?

I would have loved to shaken the dog shit out of him until he got a clue or his balls dropped.... At 17 I was stalking older women, a boys gotta get learnt right...Thank you Mrs. Robinson....Just saying.

I will say this I am an unabashed lover of the older female variety.. no training wheels to knock off, if you are selective no baggage and more importantly no husband looking to kill you for messing with a wife.
I admit I am pig I oink, but then again I am no spring chicken looking down the barrel of 40...(where the hell did that time go? I was eighteen yesterday and doing things that would make a whore blush).. I am not a saint and if that halo is present on me it is held in place by horns...

 

[Zamazam]

Replace the god damned toilet paper roll if you use the last of it fucker!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to have to show that to the wife, who leaves 2 sheets on the roll! Its just not guys who do that....

 

[BigNasty]

I'm going to have to show that to the wife, who leaves 2 sheets on the roll! Its just not guys who do that....

Nope... the roller is absent from this local... where it is placed I cannot twist to get it... it is kept on the counter next to the seat of glory.