I have been asked Many times about DA BUNNY
and how DA BUNNY came to be..
well dis is DA TRUE BUNNY story.
at the home where da Mrs and Sparkey usto live.
across the street lived a CRANKEY little old lady..
she did not mean to be CRANKEY it was just er nature..
well sparkey put in an underground sprinkler system...
and as faite would have ... it aimed RIGHT AT da little old CRANKEY Ladys newspaper box.
this little fact was unknowen to all. BUT da little old CRANKEY lady making her become more and more crankey by da day.
Then Early One monday morning why walking out to da car to go to work. I was approched By a VERY CRANKY little old lady holding er sunday paper that must have weighed 50 pound with all da water running out of it making a steady stream what could best be discribed as a river
running down da road
not a good moment in me life
The little old CRANKEY lady bellowed "" WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THIS??}}
and I started to giggle .... what else could i do????????
The CRANKEY little old lady was NOT amused...
"" WELL! whatcha gotta say about it?? "" Demanded da crankey little old lady..
all i could think to say was...
"" GEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ some folks DON'T APPRECIATE NOTHING.. I figured a fine lady like you
should not be Reading such FILTH... sooooo .. I figured i would clean it up for ya??""
the crankey little old lady found little humor in dis as da river of water was now making it's way to da ditch..
the crankey little old lady Stomped off leaving a trail of water behind er.
and I started to tinker wis ideas to divert da water.
I made a nice little water proof liner with pull out shelf that slipped into the newspaper box
and found a sweet card to say am sorry and DA BUNNY to deliver it.
the little old CRANKEY lady started to smile when er saw da bunny. and DA BUNNY melted all dat CRANKEY AWAY.
making I and da now NOT CRANKEY little old lady rather good friends.
since that day.. the houses are gone and da little old lady has passed.
YET DA BUNNY lives on to offer a smile to all da folks em meets.
and dats da TRUE STORY of DA BUNNY
and how DA BUNNY came to be.