Alternate Universe

[vapin Grampa]

All caught up.... Now to stop droolin could be a problem

 

[ghost62]

Ok, fun time. Feel free to complete the last line of this limerick please !!!!

Our Kelli she started a thread

People posted and Liked as they read,

Then she showed us her ass, which to some May seem crass,

___ ___ ___, ____ _____ _____ , ____ _____. ______


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But Confirmed Her Bum Matched Her Head

 

[ghost62]

Ok, fun time. Feel free to complete the last line of this limerick please !!!!

Our Kelli she started a thread

People posted and Liked as they read,

Then she showed us her ass, which to some May seem crass,

___ ___ ___, ____ _____ _____ , ____ _____. ______


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But They'll All Be Wanking In Bed

 

[ghost62]

Ok, fun time. Feel free to complete the last line of this limerick please !!!!

Our Kelli she started a thread

People posted and Liked as they read,

Then she showed us her ass, which to some May seem crass,

___ ___ ___, ____ _____ _____ , ____ _____. ______


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But At Least The Goat Was Well-Fed.

 

[havok333]

Ok, fun time. Feel free to complete the last line of this limerick please !!!!

Our Kelli she started a thread

People posted and Liked as they read,

Then she showed us her ass, which to some May seem crass,

___ ___ ___, ____ _____ _____ , ____ _____. ______


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"Stop fapping at my butt hurt!", she said?

 

[Huckleberried]

This thread went all kinds of weird after my lunch break.

 

[havok333]

This thread went all kinds of weird after my lunch break.

Took me a while to read all the way through this thread tonight, and it kinda has been weird throughout. But in a good way, of course!

 

[Huckleberried]

Yeah, I had fun playing catch up. They had a good time, that's what it's all about! Laughed out loud several times.

 

[havok333]

Yeah, I had fun playing catch up. They had a good time, that's what it's all about! Laughed out loud several times.

It is of course all Thunderball's fault, goading people with his limerick thingy!

 

[CaFF]

It is of course all Thunderball's fault, goading people with his limerick thingy!

Don't you mean goating people with his thingy?

 

[MoFo]

This thread went all kinds of weird after my lunch break.

I think the OP set the tone. We're all just passengers here.. she's the pilot. Scary thought I know

 

[Chris MaCurdy]

You forgot vaping, geeky shit and booze. ;-)

hey CaFF im new to this form. chowder told me to look you up. he thought you might be intrested in a dna 30 clone. i have one that is black that works great that im trying to trade. i just dont use it anymore. i check this form around 2-4 times a day. chowder also said you more in my area. i live by the taco hell on boone. let me know if you want to trade for it. i spent 72 for it.

 

[MoFo]

hey CaFF im new to this form. chowder told me to look you up. he thought you might be intrested in a dna 30 clone. i have one that is black that works great that im trying to trade. i just dont use it anymore. i check this form around 2-4 times a day. chowder also said you more in my area. i live by the taco hell on boone. let me know if you want to trade for it. i spent 72 for it.

@CaFF This gentleman is looking for you.

 

[m3rma1d]

What is this, the friggen Craigslist thread now? I'm picturing CaFF tied to Chris MaCurdy's radiator, getting a kidney removed.....

 

[Whiskey]

I don't know, butt the guys sure are foaming at the mouth

 

[WiSilverVape]

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[Thunderball]

But Confirmed Her Bum Matched Her Head

Now that's world class Limericking !!


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[WiSilverVape]

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[Thunderball]

But They'll All Be Wanking In Bed

He he .. Lol


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[Thunderball]

"Stop fapping at my butt hurt!", she said?

That's the spirit !!!


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[Fishee]

Good mornin y'all

 

[maddvaper]

Whiskey that ass in your profile pic kinda matches the one in the post yesterday that got tanned.You aint been running with kelli have ya ?

 

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[Fishee]

Don't you guys love it when first thing in the morning the dogs kill a skunk?
I know for me there's nothing quite as invigorating as the smell of freshly mangled skunk in the morning.

 

[Ace]

You mean you notice it with all the rotting fish smells?

 

[Fishee]

They mingle very well.

 

[Fishee]

I've always been a bit partial to things that smell fishee

 

[Whiskey]

Whiskey that ass in your profile pic kinda matches the one in the post yesterday that got tanned.You aint been running with kelli have ya ?

I'd run with Kelli any day of the week, but no, its not the same ass

 

[Ace]

Shite. Hi ho hi ho it's off to fuckin work i go.

 

[Whiskey]

Have a good day, Ace

 

[vapin Grampa]

Good morning vociferous vapors.

 

[chickenmonkey]

On our way to do an eviction. Which always sucks. Last one the woman was frying bacon oblivious to everything going on around her. This day is going to suck.

 

[kelli]

First time on tapatalk dunno what I'm doin

 

[Ace]

That's new?

First time on tapatalk dunno what I'm doin

 

[Ace]

Evictions are usually interesting. Mostly disgusting. Sometimes funny. Occasionally scary.
did a lot of them over the years in Los Angeles and vegas. Don't miss the hassles.

 

[glassgrl]

Don't you guys love it when first thing in the morning the dogs kill a skunk?
I know for me there's nothing quite as invigorating as the smell of freshly mangled skunk in the morning.

Is there a good time of day for that? Had it happen around midnight, they both got sprayed. Had to get dressed and run around town looking for hydrogen peroxide, not knowing that I too smelled like skunk until a cashier told me. Good times. You have my sympathies today.

 

[m3rma1d]

Indoor cats as pets for life. Have fun with all that skunky shit & whatnot.

 

[maddvaper]

I'd run with Kelli any day of the week, but no, its not the same ass

Well I'd run with the two of ya....Like grape jelly tween two slices of bread

 

[Hobby Kid]

@glassgrl
have you had any spotted dick yet?

 

[maddvaper]

Concentrated lemon juice only thing I've found wash out skunk spray.....

 

[vapin Grampa]

I just tried Tapatalk too what the hell its working

 

[CaFF]

hey CaFF im new to this form. chowder told me to look you up. he thought you might be intrested in a dna 30 clone. i have one that is black that works great that im trying to trade. i just dont use it anymore. i check this form around 2-4 times a day. chowder also said you more in my area. i live by the taco hell on boone. let me know if you want to trade for it. i spent 72 for it.

Hi Chris,

Well that is cool...thanks.

I was indeed looking to get a box-style VV/VW mod, but I ended up buying a MVP v2. So, kinda tapped out on the shiny funds and don't have much of anything I'd want to trade.

Appreciate the offer though.

 

[Fishee]

Is there a good time of day for that? Had it happen around midnight, they both got sprayed. Had to get dressed and run around town looking for hydrogen peroxide, not knowing that I too smelled like skunk until a cashier told me. Good times. You have my sympathies today.

Yeah, it's one thing for the dogs to smell like a skunk but it's a whole different aggravation when it starts sticking to me. I hate that shit. Cause like you said you didn't even realize it till someone mentioned it to you.
I did some running around this morning picking up applications. I bet I smell like a skunk. Maybe not a good thing since this is Colorado. Bet those folks thought I'd blazed a big bowl of skunk bud for breakfast lol

 

[Fishee]

Indoor cats as pets for life. Have fun with all that skunky shit & whatnot.

It's worth it though because as long as the dogs are taking care of the skunks I know my chickens are safe.
Them skunks will eat a chickens ass quick as shit.

 

[Huckleberried]

I wake up to skunk, chicken ass and shit? Well good morning to y'all, too. Wait... CaFF lost a kidney? wtf?

 

[m3rma1d]

Counting Crows came outta hiding to promote their new album and do a song on the Today Show this morning. If the performance was any indication of what the new album sounds like, they need to go back into hiding. Or just fire Adam Duritz. Or tell him not to get so drunk in the morning. Holy shit. My ears are bleeding.

Think I'm exaggerating? Listen: http://www.today.com/entertainment/counting-crows-perform-mr-jones-today-plaza-1D80117518

"Oh look at me, I'm gonna sing Mr Jones' all off-key and to a different beat than the music, because it was our biggest hit and I need to spin it differently to make everyone hate it because that's all they remember us for... I'm suuuuchhhh a rock star, maaaaaaaan."

I wish they'd kept in the parts where he was being a total sarcastic douchebag to Matt Lauer during the obligatory Q&A session.

 

[Fishee]

I wake up to skunk, chicken ass and shit? Well good morning to y'all, too. Wait... CaFF lost a kidney? wtf?

Welcome to another day in the Alternate Universe

 

[Huckleberried]

Back in 2007 at a Triple Play with Counting Crows, LIVE and Collective Soul. They weren't great then, either.

 

[Fishee]

Counting Crows came outta hiding to promote their new album and do a song on the Today Show this morning. If the performance was any indication of what the new album sounds like, they need to go back into hiding. Or just fire Adam Duritz. Or tell him not to get so drunk in the morning. Holy shit. My ears are bleeding.

Think I'm exaggerating? Listen: http://www.today.com/entertainment/counting-crows-perform-mr-jones-today-plaza-1D80117518

"Oh look at me, I'm gonna sing Mr Jones' all off-key and to a different beat than the music, because it was our biggest hit and I need to spin it differently to make everyone hate it because that's all they remember us for... I'm suuuuchhhh a rock star, maaaaaaaan."

I wish they'd kept in the parts where he was being a total sarcastic douchebag to Matt Lauer during the obligatory Q&A session.

That was sad.
I bought the first album when it came out. I was 16 and it was pretty awesome. I played that cd a million times.
But never really cared for any of the stuff they put out after their first album.
But this was just pathetic.

 

[m3rma1d]

That was sad.
I bought the first album when it came out. I was 16 and it was pretty awesome. I played that cd a million times.
But never really cared for any of the stuff they put out after their first album.
But this was just pathetic.

That first album was good stuff. I also played it a million times!
After that, they can just fuck right off.