life sucks today

[angel breath]

Got up this morning had to get something out of my car wasn't nothing big so didn't bother putting on my shoes, got my keys stepped outside and the first step i took was in a nice piece of dog poo, all i felt was sh#@ between my toes got mad as hell then took another step and i slipped on some black ice busted my ass, damn that black ice real sneaky at like white ice i can.see it coming but that blck ice come up from under you and take everything from u lol. Get what i need from car turn to go inside stub my toe. Well i figured my son took our chihuahua outside to do his business wrong wrong teenagers suck so i just hit my toe step.in dog poo slipped on ice now walking inside my dog took a piss so yes my lucky ass slipped on the tile lsnding right in it. Starting my sunday real joyfu.lol

 

[moecat]

Well at least you ain't dead yet

Sorry to read about your start to the day. It can only get better!

 

[Whiskey]

OMG, how awful it can't get any worse, grab the coffee maker, make a pot of coffee or tea settle down in a comfortable chair and string up the teenagers by the ears attach to the wall and take a deep breath, grab a vape
Oh, and kennel the dogs for about an hour

 

[angel breath]

He is kennel trained buy his dog was closed and my kids asleep but we have a schedule on the times he goes.outside but when we forget his kennel opened but not today

 

[UncleRJ]

I normally don't drink the good stuff early in the morning.

But if I started my day like that, I would have a pot of Irish Coffee near to hand.

And heavy on the Irish at that!

 

[Smoky Blue]

I normally don't drink the good stuff early in the morning.

But if I started my day like that, I would have a pot of Irish Coffee near to hand.

And heavy on the Irish at that!

ahh yes.. Uncle has the best idea!! pour me a cup of the good stuff too

 

[angel breath]

Lol . I would have a drink but about to go too church and sure dont want my pastor throwing holy water on me cause i smell like a drunk and after all the cussing i just did if i get any holy water on me I'll be screaming like the witch off oz i'm melting so have to take shower wash toes and hopefully i dont stink ha

 

[RMarcusY]

You were able to get up
You have shoes and a car
When the pain goes away you will look back and have a funny story to tell.
I do hope the day gets better, how can it not?

 

[angel breath]

Hope it don't get worse day just starting and im not the luckiest of people

 

[BigNasty]

Hope it don't get worse day just starting and im not the luckiest of people

Bullshit, the trip to and from church could be risky.
Better stay at home laying some smack down on thy spawn, drink more and punt the dog.

 

[angel breath]

Lol, went to church good service came home took the advice y'all gave me had some tequila well more.than a glass already buzzing, put some juice on my coils and sh@#@#@@#@t i burned my lips, now have coil imprint on my lips damn, and if any of yall areold school i feel like my lips look like Wanda off of in living colo, now itburns when i take a shot. Fu@# this sucks

 

[Zamazam]

Got up this morning had to get something out of my car wasn't nothing big so didn't bother putting on my shoes, got my keys stepped outside and the first step i took was in a nice piece of dog poo, all i felt was sh#@ between my toes got mad as hell then took another step and i slipped on some black ice busted my ass, damn that black ice real sneaky at like white ice i can.see it coming but that blck ice come up from under you and take everything from u lol. Get what i need from car turn to go inside stub my toe. Well i figured my son took our chihuahua outside to do his business wrong wrong teenagers suck so i just hit my toe step.in dog poo slipped on ice now walking inside my dog took a piss so yes my lucky ass slipped on the tile lsnding right in it. Starting my sunday real joyfu.lol

Take a shower, wash your feet, take a few advil, and go back to bed. This day ain't gonna work well for you if that's how it started.

 

[kelli]

 

[angel breath]

Thanks

 

[BigNasty]

Kinda missed the part of rubbing the teenagers nose in the mess.
Darned kids.

 

[angel breath]

Lol, when i told my kids all they did was laugh at me, glad i could make somebody's day start well. Three teens all laughing shit sucks lol

 

[JColt]

At least it was chihuahua poop. I have 2 boxers. I get a back ache picking that up.

 

[Midniteoyl]

Lol, went to church good service came home took the advice y'all gave me had some tequila well more.than a glass already buzzing, put some juice on my coils and sh@#@#@@#@t i burned my lips, now have coil imprint on my lips damn, and if any of yall areold school i feel like my lips look like Wanda off of in living colo, now itburns when i take a shot. Fu@# this sucks

Wait.. you put your lips on the coil ???

I'm sorry... BWHAHAHAHAHAaaa

 

[Whiskey]

Ouch..............

 

[angel breath]

Lmfao

 

[Browncoat]

Could be worse...

I found out today that the resident forum troll @vaperature has taken things to a whole new level on Reddit. Not only does he seem to think that anyone who responds negatively to him is actually me in disguise, he has taken his obsession to a whole new level and started looking up my house and neighborhood on Google Maps:

 

[vaperature]

Could be worse...

I found out today that the resident forum troll @vaperature has taken things to a whole new level on Reddit. Not only does he seem to think that anyone who responds negatively to him is actually me in disguise, he has taken his obsession to a whole new level and started looking up my house and neighborhood on Google Maps:

Everyone is bored with your shit. Give it a rest.

 

[CrazyVpr]

Everyone is bored with your shit. Give it a rest.

So it's not just here that everyone thinks you're an asshole. That's reassuring.

 

[Merrick92]

Could be worse...

I found out today that the resident forum troll @vaperature has taken things to a whole new level on Reddit. Not only does he seem to think that anyone who responds negatively to him is actually me in disguise, he has taken his obsession to a whole new level and started looking up my house and neighborhood on Google Maps:

Nice hijacking douche.
Maybe you 2 should just go start a separate thread to slug it out in. Or better yet, start a private conversation. Cuz the rest of us don't care.
Back on topic, sorry to hear you had such a bad start to your day Angel. I sure hope the rest of the week goes better.

 

[Browncoat]

Everyone is bored with your shit. Give it a rest.

What's the matter, Melvin? It's all fun and games until you get called out on your BS.

Let's dispense with the pleasantries, shall we? Everyone, I'd like for you to meet C.J. Laity, publisher of ChicagoPoetry.com and the long defunct CJ's Poetry Blog. Some interesting reads on that blog, CJ. It seems as though before you took to trolling vaping forums, you were previously a big asshole in the poetry world as well. Hell, you even have your own domain: cj.laity.isadouchebag.com

 

[vaperature]

So it's not just here that everyone thinks you're an asshole. That's reassuring.

Funny how you pop in whenever it's convenient for V4P3R, like clockwork, just like his multiple Reddit names, he seems to have somehow gotten around the rules here and has multiple VU names. Probably doing it from two different computers with two different IP addresses so he doesn't get caught, I don't know, I didn't just discover the internet so I don't do things like that anymore.

Actually I was being kind to this guy earlier when I said he was obeying the rules by continuing to fight with me in U MAD BRO. That's actually not true. The mods were telling us if we were going to continue to fight, we had to do it in U MAD BRO, but then JOE himself stepped in and this is what he said:



I took that to mean it was over, not that it could continue in U MAD BRO. Since then I've respected Joe's wishes and have not tried to start up a fight with this guy here at VU, for the sake of the community. But this guy sees it another way. He sees it that as long as he keeps it in a certain forum, he can continue this petty bickering with me, continue the total shit crap that nobody cares about, even continue an argument that we were having at Reddit in which I blocked him so that he couldn't continue, continue it HERE.

Personally I'm bored, V4P3R. Find a new song and dance because I've had enough of this one.

 

[vaperature]

That's right my real name is CJ Laity. A monkey with access to google could have figured that out two months ago. Congrats. Unbelievable.

 

[CrazyVpr]

Funny how you pop in whenever it's convenient for V4P3R, like clockwork, just like his multiple Reddit names, he seems to have somehow gotten around the rules here and has multiple VU names. Probably doing it from two different computers with two different IP addresses so he doesn't get caught, I don't know, I didn't just discover the internet so I don't do things like that anymore.

Actually I was being kind to this guy earlier when I said he was obeying the rules by continuing to fight with me in U MAD BRO. That's actually not true. The mods were telling us if we were going to continue to fight, we had to do it in U MAD BRO, but then JOE himself stepped in and this is what he said:

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I took that to mean it was over, not that it could continue in U MAD BRO. Since then I've respected Joe's wishes and have not tried to start up a fight with this guy here at VU, for the sake of the community. But this guy sees it another way. He sees it that as long as he keeps it in a certain forum, he can continue this petty bickering with me, continue the total shit crap that nobody cares about, even continue an argument that we were having at Reddit in which I blocked him so that he couldn't continue, continue it HERE.

Personally I'm bored, V4P3R. Find a new song and dance because I've had enough of this one.

Paranoid fuck.

 

[vaperature]

And by the way, ChicagoPoetry.com is alive and well. We're about to put out the 18th edition of Journal of Modern Poetry which will be released during a ceremony at the largest public library in Chicago. I don't talk about that here because, duh, it doesn't have anything to do with VAPING. As for the other two links this moron posted, they have nothing to do with me. They were parody sites set up by people whose work I rejected and who were mad at me for that, or for a variety of other reasons. I don't run "CJ Laity's Poetry Blog" -- it's obviously a spoof.

 

[angel breath]

Lol, shit is pretty funny that grown ass people can act like kids hahaha.

 

[vaperature]

Lol, shit is pretty funny that grown ass people can act like kids hahaha.

Oh this guy has been hinting for a month now that he knew my real identity. What a moron. Anyone can google the name of my book and one of the first things that pops up is ChicagoPoetry.com. Not exactly Pulitzer Prize investigative work. Lol. This guy's a complete moron. He's been vaping for a few months and has run a blog for a month or two and he thinks he owns the world because of it. ChicagoPoetry.com has been published now for FIFTEEN YEARS. That's before "blog" was even a word. That's his big revelation? That I've been blogging for fifteen years before he has? Lol. What a moron.

 

[Browncoat]

You pushed it too far today, man. You can hate and troll me wherever you want, be it here, on your blog, Reddit or wherever. But when you start looking up street views on Google and threatening to publish my name in your next book, our problem just sped right past trolling and landed directly into the lap of real life. You have taken this obsession of yours WAY too far, and I'm posting it here to let everyone know just how far you're willing to take it.

And for what it's worth, I've known your real name since the first day you trolled me back in early January. Google isn't difficult. It never became relevant until today.

I'm telling you right now, back the fuck off. You can troll all you want, but keep real life out of it. You crossed the line, and it needs to stop.

 

[vaperature]

You pushed it too far today, man. You can hate and troll me wherever you want, be it here, on your blog, Reddit or wherever. But when you start looking up street views on Google and threatening to publish my name in your next book, our problem just sped right past trolling and landed directly into the lap of real life. You have taken this obsession of yours WAY too far, and I'm posting it here to let everyone know just how far you're willing to take it.

And for what it's worth, I've known your real name since the first day you trolled me back in early January. Google isn't difficult. It never became relevant until today.

I'm telling you right now, back the fuck off. You can troll all you want, but keep real life out of it. You crossed the line, and it needs to stop.

Oh the guy who insulted my mother four times is complaining because I got personal. Lol. You are unbelievable man. I HAVE backed off. I didn't say shit to you about anything until you started spamming my Reddit page with your multiple accounts, and you know it, deny it all you like, but you know it. You ALWAYS start it like this and then claim you are the victim. Just stop YOUR shit already and there will be no reason for me to give you shit in return. And what does Reddit have to do with VU anyway????? Nothing. Why are you dragging what happens at Reddit over here?

 

[Merrick92]

 

[vaperature]

This was actually taken about fourteen years ago. I'm a lot fatter and uglier now. Lol.

I'm wearing my 1999 Bucktown Arts Fest shirt, I was on their board for eight years and through them orchestrated "Chicago's Largest Poetry Reading" for several years straight.

This photo was taken during a poetry reading that was recorded and aired on the web. This was way before things like that commonly happened. I believe the recording is still out there somewhere. If I find a link to it I'll post it.

But in the meantime if you'd like to hear a poetry reading that I hosted, here's one that was recorded and broadcast by National Public Radio

http://www.wbez.org/episode-segments/chicago-poetry-cram-chicago-public-library-poetry-fest

 

[angel breath]

I know how it is last time i ran into this problem it cost me three years aggravated assault with a deadly weapon i looked the guy up who was talking shit all over so talk with a very intelligent friend i know found out where he lived caught him at a gas station by yelling out his username a beating him with a wrench until i felt he had enough. Short story the only way to avoid it is not responding to it. But hey after burning my lips on my coils day ended up good.

 

[Browncoat]

Oh the guy who insulted my mother four times is complaining because I got personal. Lol. You are unbelievable man. I HAVE backed off. I didn't say shit to you about anything until you started spamming my Reddit page with your multiple accounts, and you know it, deny it all you like, but you know it. You ALWAYS start it like this and then claim you are the victim. Just stop YOUR shit already and there will be no reason for me to give you shit in return. And what does Reddit have to do with VU anyway????? Nothing. Why are you dragging what happens at Reddit over here?

You're such a paranoid idiot. Did it EVER occur to you that there are other people on this planet who disagree with you? I realize that your capacity for narcissism knows no bounds, but good grief man, get over yourself. Today wasn't the first time you accused someone on Reddit being me, either. Redditors don't take kindly to someone spamming blog links, and some dude called you out on it. Didn't your previous /u/vaperature account get shadow banned for spam? And now you're doing the same thing on your new account. That shit doesn't fly on Reddit.

You want to call "yo momma" jokes getting personal? Versus looking up my address? REALLY?

What is your intent with that anyway? Planning on paying me a visit? Making good on your lie to "tell my neighbors the real reason for my divorce?" Did you map out how long it would take to get from your apartment to my house?

 

[angel breath]

I dont care what yall are arguing about just want to have a good time on this forum. Lol

 

[angel breath]

Lmfao

 

[angel breath]

This is stupid

 

[vaperature]

You're such a paranoid idiot. Did it EVER occur to you that there are other people on this planet who disagree with you? I realize that your capacity for narcissism knows no bounds, but good grief man, get over yourself. Today wasn't the first time you accused someone on Reddit being me, either. Redditors don't take kindly to someone spamming blog links, and some dude called you out on it. Didn't your previous /u/vaperature account get shadow banned for spam? And now you're doing the same thing on your new account. That shit doesn't fly on Reddit.

You want to call "yo momma" jokes getting personal? Versus looking up my address? REALLY?

What is your intent with that anyway? Planning on paying me a visit? Making good on your lie to "tell my neighbors the real reason for my divorce?" Did you map out how long it would take to get from your apartment to my house?

I found it, the reading from where that photo came from, lol

http://www.poetrypoetry.net/

You might have to play it in whatever media player you have, keep in mind this was recorded almost fifteen years ago so there was different technology back then, but yep, that's me, the guy shouting out celebrating ChicagoPoetry.com 50,000th hit, lol. OMG, today I'd have to celebrate it's 50,000,000th hit or something, to be that young and naive again.

 

[TygerTyger]

... Actually I was being kind to this guy earlier when I said he was obeying the rules by continuing to fight with me in U MAD BRO. That's actually not true. The mods were telling us if we were going to continue to fight, we had to do it in U MAD BRO, but then JOE himself stepped in and this is what he said:

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I took that to mean it was over, not that it could continue in U MAD BRO....

@V4P3R eMAG & @vaperature..... I am exceptionally tired of reading about you two every day in the reported posts.....

Joe is fine with you two duking it out in UMadBro, as are the rest of the admins and mod team..... however, Joe said not to disrupt the forum, and that includes hijacking threads.... ANY THREADS.... regardless of what section they appear in. If you two honestly can't bear to drop it or to do your caterwauling without a full audience, then kindly start a new thread in which you can hurl insults at each other, ad infinitum, until you both collapse from exhaustion or your keyboards spontaneously combust.... whichever comes first. If only one is guilty, as you both maintain, then he'll grow really lonely talking to himself in that thread!

But mark my words........ if I see one more..... ONE MORE instance of either of you doing anything that can be even loosely interpreted as "disrupting the forum", I will without hesitation remove one or both of you (whoever engages in it) just to save Joe and the moderator team the trouble of having to look at this sophomoric squabbling again. I don't care who starts it, I aim to finish it, as per Joe's very clear statement. Understood?

This thread is hereby turned back over to the OP and contributors, with apologies. As you were....

 

[Whiskey]

OMG AMEN

 

[angel breath]

Ha thanks, i just started this forum and to see grown ass people arguing on a forum is just childish was seeing how long this would last just like i said the only way something like this ends is one finding the other personally and.handling in that matter and this forum would be the blame for it cause staff members of the site let it happen for as long as its being.going on for,to which i have no idea.

 

[Whiskey]

Paranoid fuck.

That goes for you too CrazyVpr as I noticed your waving the flames as well

 

[Midniteoyl]

I know how it is last time i ran into this problem it cost me three years aggravated assault with a deadly weapon i looked the guy up who was talking shit all over so talk with a very intelligent friend i know found out where he lived caught him at a gas station by yelling out his username a beating him with a wrench until i felt he had enough. Short story the only way to avoid it is not responding to it. But hey after burning my lips on my coils day ended up good.

LMAO!

 

[angel breath]

Lol

 

[angel breath]

 

[angel breath]

Is it safe to buy from people from this forum

 

[Ld3441]

Is it safe to buy from people from this forum

You buy at your own risk. There are a LOT of good people here but you will always have someone that is not.
I have bought a few things on this forum with no problems but that is not to say there won't be. Good luck!