I was in AIT in Missouri when that went down.
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I was in AIT in Missouri when that went down.
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I'll watch your back Hank. A pissed off woman with a cast-iron skillet is a force to be reckoned with.
As long as she doesn't persuade me to her side, which I suspect would be pretty easy when you take a closer look at the facts of your case...
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Last time I was in a physical altercation was in 1998. I was fending off a student that was upset because I failed him for not doing his work. He was a football player and got benched. This guy was 6'3", 250 lbs, I'm 5'4" and about 150 at the time. He took a swing and I ducked and choked him out. Thankfully a few other teachers saw what went down and I didn't get in trouble. Funny thing after that, I didn't get any more complaints about grades
Heheh, I had only been married for 4 months when I had my stroke
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Last time I was in a physical altercation was in 1998. I was fending off a student that was upset because I failed him for not doing his work. He was a football player and got benched. This guy was 6'3", 250 lbs, I'm 5'4" and about 150 at the time. He took a swing and I ducked and choked him out. Thankfully a few other teachers saw what went down and I didn't get in trouble. Funny thing after that, I didn't get any more complaints about grades
Heheh, I had only been married for 4 months when I had my stroke
I thought stroke was all you get once you put a ring on it
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If you're a good little boy, I guess lolI thought stroke was all you get once you put a ring on it
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She'll break that fucking pan WELL before it'd do any harm to my dense noggin lol
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Ft. Lost in the woods? Lucky you, I was at Ft. Benning, Ft. Stewart and Hunter Army Airfield, never stationed out of GA. Well except when I was TDY at Schofield Barracks Hawaii as a trainer for the 25th Infantry when they decided to go light infantry. It was so fun taking non combat arms units on 6 mile road marches...NOT. More than half dropped out after a few miles with blisters and foot problems
But Hawaii was definitely a nice change from GA!
I just buy ones that are too heavy for her to lift.Thus the reason I hide mine from my wife
That's a "and also", because she put my last one in the dishwasher...
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I just buy ones that are too heavy for her to lift.
That's a "and also", because she put my last one in the dishwasher...
OMG! She put a cast iron skillet in the dishwasher???
Even I know better than that...that might not be saying much, but still
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I just buy ones that are too heavy for her to lift.
That's a "and also", because she put my last one in the dishwasher...
My mister did that ONCE
Yep.Ft. Lost in the woods? Lucky you, I was at Ft. Benning, Ft. Stewart and Hunter Army Airfield, never stationed out of GA. Well except when I was TDY at Schofield Barracks Hawaii as a trainer for the 25th Infantry when they decided to go light infantry. It was so fun taking non combat arms units on 6 mile road marches...NOT. More than half dropped out after a few miles with blisters and foot problems
I was in the 78th Engineers. Built shit, and then blowed it up. Unfortunately, family emergency issues pulled me out of active duty after completing training, which put me into the reserves locally. Then due no MOS slot at the unit, and no cross training slots available, I got kicked to IRR 2 months shy of qualifying for vet bennys.
I am a mean person with very mean thoughts. That is all
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What do you mean you big meanie?
Haha I just have to work REALLY hard to keep the filter in place lately.. My tolerance level for bullshit has gone WAY down
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Did you call someone a ************ today? I did! LOL
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Yes. There may, very well, be someone I despise more than the fucktard from the Corner!
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I've been having a hard time not making fun of people for things they can't help.
Like an affliction that is not their fault and even worse, unfortunate names given by thoughtless parents
Like an affliction that is not their fault and even worse, unfortunate names given by thoughtless parents
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Please don't get me started on whole fucking name thing. lol it won't end wellI've been having a hard time not making fun of people for things they can't help.
Like an affliction that is not their fault and even worse, unfortunate names given by thoughtless parents
I hear you can get arrested in some areas of the country for that crime.OMG! She put a cast iron skillet in the dishwasher???
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People make my brain scream
Haha no not a ************ . I did say attention whore in my head about 30 times. And called another driver a cuntsicle and one a fucktart
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If you rode in my work truck for a bit, I bet you you'd, more than likely, poop yer britches. lol
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Driving doesn't count in the name-calling sin column!
Behind the wheel, I called a cop putz boy, a truck driver a "no dick sack of shit" and about 20 other unflattering names.
Yeah that would have been me
No ask tony, he's heard my road yelling before
I'm a mess and usually throw in way more words not fit for the forum
I know.Yeah that would have been me
I was pretty proud of that one. And he never came back. If only they were all so easy to get rid ofI know.
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I've come pretty close to ripping into people here. I gotta try pretty damn hard not to. Sometimes I think I'm too damn nice
Yeah I know what you mean... I already toe the line enough as it is
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Hey stranger!
I did rip a certain boat a new asshole on more than one occasion lolol
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I can't recall anything you've "said" being put in the mud pit lolYeah I know what you mean... I already toe the line enough as it is
Yeah sorry....have been MIA lately. I have 15 ton of river rock to move around the dogs yard...ugh. I am so sore it's not funny. We are just about done spreading it around thankfully
True. I manage to use enough tact when my asshole side shows
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You think I need to work on that a bit? lolTrue. I manage to use enough tact when my asshole side shows
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I tried to not be so mean to that fucking moron. He just made it too difficult for me
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I had to just leave that thread. Couldn't take that level of stupidity for one more second.
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lol let me see if I can find the page it was on...hang on.....You did? Link plz??? I'd love to see that!!1
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It's only gotten worse last few days
I tried to be nice but finally gave up, rolled my eyes so hard it hurt
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Stupidity & arrogance is a bad fucking mix