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Hank F. Spankman

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My oldest....smh

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It's a damn good thing you already got that melon of yours shaved! lol
 

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Damn lol....that went violent awfully fast. Poor daughter will be in therapy until her 30's lol! You do want some lineage eventually right? Hahhahhah

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But, but, the intention is to just scare the boy, not "BOOM, Headshot!", right?

























...right?
I will not endorse actual violence... certain weapons never need to be laoded.

when I picked up a chick for the first "date' that I was able to drive for, I was 15years old.
Her dad was an fighter pilot, with the navy. as soon as she opened the door, there was dad at the kitchen table, cleaning an m-16 and service pistol.
amuntion lined up for display.

- I hit the deck and said. "i haven't even touched her yet sir" in my scared little boy voice
to which I heard the cock of a gun- you know that distinctive "click?". And sgt say, " what do you mean yet, stupid?"
 

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So much better Dawn :)

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There's a few more lol it's hard to find them I think it's to keep people away who don't take the time to get to know me. Maybe I'm trying to be all insightful on myself haha


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There's a few more lol it's hard to find them I think it's to keep people away who don't take the time to get to know me. Maybe I'm trying to be all insightful on myself haha


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That first one is my favorite

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There's a few more lol it's hard to find them I think it's to keep people away who don't take the time to get to know me. Maybe I'm trying to be all insightful on myself haha


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Smiles bring out more of your personality, because I know for a fact your funny and your genuine. At least from what I have experienced :)

R.I.P. dad. I miss you and love you everyday!
 

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I'm getting all Dr. Justin on all of you lol! I guess the psych courses helped ;)

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Smiles bring out more of your personality, because I know for a fact your funny and your genuine. At least from what I have experienced :)

R.I.P. dad. I miss you and love you everyday!
Thank you I try to be life is too short to be anything but happy time for a funny one of my youngest Image1462934210.014980.jpg
I think she had been hanging around with my dad too often I can't believe she fell asleep like that
 

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Thank you I try to be life is too short to be anything but happy time for a funny one of my youngest View attachment 50526
I think she had been hanging around with my dad too often I can't believe she fell asleep like that
Cutie!!!

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Thank you I try to be life is too short to be anything but happy time for a funny one of my youngest View attachment 50526
I think she had been hanging around with my dad too often I can't believe she fell asleep like that
I love Santa too!

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Thank you I try to be life is too short to be anything but happy time for a funny one of my youngest View attachment 50526
I think she had been hanging around with my dad too often I can't believe she fell asleep like that
What's her name?

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Ha I found another one lol it's like a treasure hunt trying to find them


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New favorite......I'm done this one is hawttttttt. Winner winner chicken dinner!!!!

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And I'm sure she has brought you plenty of that :)

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She's one half of the reason I do what I do the other is her sister!!! I have a funny one of both Image1462934567.607232.jpg
Guess we had a lot of fun that day. It's funny how kids can fall asleep in the weirdest positions if that was me I'd be hurting for a weak.
 

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She's one half of the reason I do what I do the other is her sister!!! I have a funny one of both View attachment 50528
Guess we had a lot of fun that day. It's funny how kids can fall asleep in the weirdest positions if that was me I'd be hurting for a weak.
I remember always sleeping in the back of the car too when I was young, but then again it was the 80's and my mom was smoking alot of ***** lol....explains alot why I was always tired hahahaha

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I remember always sleeping in the back of the car too when I was young, but then again it was the 80's and my mom was smoking alot of ***** lol....explains alot why I was always tired hahahaha

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Oh yes I know all about it. I don't even think we had seat belts lol
 

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...deep in thought. Or maybe actually just bored. Or wistful. Who knows. lol

I was *gonna post a pic of my favorite orange mug, but I see that one was already done to death, so you're stuck with my face instead. :p

Thought I'd add a couple more "expressions":

Me, checking the tracking status on vape mail, only to see the parcel hasn't moved in 3 days...upload_2016-5-11_15-31-27.png

...and just smiling nice and polite-like.

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By the by, I had a nice time perusing through this thread this morning - haven't even seen half the photos of you lovely folk, I'm sure! But I fully agree - it sure is nice to put faces to names. :D :vino:Cheers!!
 

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Ouch Joey:eek:
Yes, I knew I broke it as soon as I stubbed it. I broke the right one twice in two different places. Once the bone split and snapped every time I took a step. This one isn't that bad but still hurts.
 

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Yes, I knew I broke it as soon as I stubbed it. I broke the right one twice in two different places. Once the bone split and snapped every time I took a step. This one isn't that bad but still hurts.

I am such grace personified, I fell down one step (because I didn't know there was one more step! can't see in the dark!) and broke my little toe. My mom did it about 45 yrs ago, from having her chair cocked back on 2 legs, while drunk... lost her balance, and came down with one of the front chair legs right on her little toe. But that wasn't as funny as when she fell at the roller rink and broke her coccyx... and her wig came off and went flying across the rink. :D And she wasn't even drunk, that time. :D

Andria
 

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