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Okay, the-the-the-that's all folks. The Wise-Ass Contest is now closed (well, you can still post a joke but it just won't count as a contest entry).
Okay, my fellow Wise-Asses.
1st Place Winner: @LouPop13
2nd Place Winner: @ghost62
3rd Place Winner: @Zamazam
Winners, private message me your mailing information and congratulations!!
1. To enter the Wise-Ass Contest, tell a joke in the comment field below. Each comment that contains a joke will receive one entry into the contest. I don’t think we need to explain to you what a joke is. A man walks into a bar yadda yadda yadda . . . knock knock who’s there yadda yadda yadda . . . you know, a joke.
2. Jokes that receive seven or more likes will be recorded as two entries into the contest, so the funnier the joke, the better. It’s all fun and games, so please like the jokes that you think are the funniest.
3. Feel free to comment on the jokes and disrupt the thread with the usual VU wise-ass banter, but only comments that include an actual joke will be recorded as an entry into the contest.
4. Duplicate jokes will be disqualified, so if your corny joke has dust on it, you might want to read over the jokes already submitted to make sure it hasn't already been told before entering it.
5. There must be at least two jokes entered after yours before you can tell another joke; other than that, tell as many jokes as you want. As long as your jokes are separated by two other jokes, you may enter the contest as many times as you like. Each of your jokes will be recorded as an entry and there is no limit to how many entries you may have.
6. Only tell one joke per comment. If your comment contains more than one joke, it will only be counted as one entry into the contest, so to increase your odds of winning, enter your jokes in separate comments with at least two jokes between them.
**Purchase a copy of Vape Mania through PayPal from Vaporacle.com and write "joke" in the comment field before checking out and receive Angel of Vape for free.
**Order Sweet Lucy from http://www.slowfootvapes.com/
Contest ends at11:59 PM Central Time on National Blame Someone Else Day, Friday the 13th of February, 2015. On Valentine's Day, 12-NOON ON FEBRUARY 10TH at which time all qualifying entries will be tallied, their comment numbers will be recorded, and the three lucky winners will be chosen at random. Good luck . . .
Okay, my fellow Wise-Asses.
1st Place Winner: @LouPop13
2nd Place Winner: @ghost62
3rd Place Winner: @Zamazam
Winners, private message me your mailing information and congratulations!!
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Vaporacle Press and SlowFoot Vapes present
the First Annual Wise-Ass Contest.
Wise-Ass Sponsored Threads:
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/vape-mania-one-giant-steep-for-mankind.36601/
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/30ml-for-16-99.42286/
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Vaporacle Press and SlowFoot Vapes present
the First Annual Wise-Ass Contest.
Wise-Ass Sponsored Threads:
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/vape-mania-one-giant-steep-for-mankind.36601/
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/30ml-for-16-99.42286/
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First Place Wise-Ass
wins the complete set of Vaporacle parodies, including:
wins the complete set of Vaporacle parodies, including:
Vape Mania: A Newbie’s Guide to the Evils of the Electronic Cigarette
http://www.amazon.com/Vape-Mania-Newbies-Electronic-Cigarette/dp/0615961274
Vape Mania 2: Angel of Vape
http://www.amazon.com/Angel-Vape-Mania-2/dp/0692325921
as well as a copy of Amazon's #2,274,830 Bestselling book,
Point Nemo
And that’s not all.
First Place Wise-Ass also wins a
30ml bottle of premium Sweet Lucy e-juice from SlowFoot Vapes
http://www.slowfootvapes.com/
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Second Place Wise-Ass
wins a copy of Vape Mania
and
a 30ml bottle of Sweet Lucy from SlowFoot Vapes.
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Third Place Wise-Ass
wins a set of steak knives
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http://www.amazon.com/Vape-Mania-Newbies-Electronic-Cigarette/dp/0615961274
Vape Mania 2: Angel of Vape
http://www.amazon.com/Angel-Vape-Mania-2/dp/0692325921
as well as a copy of Amazon's #2,274,830 Bestselling book,
Point Nemo
And that’s not all.
First Place Wise-Ass also wins a
30ml bottle of premium Sweet Lucy e-juice from SlowFoot Vapes
http://www.slowfootvapes.com/
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Second Place Wise-Ass
wins a copy of Vape Mania
and
a 30ml bottle of Sweet Lucy from SlowFoot Vapes.
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Third Place Wise-Ass
wins a set of steak knives
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THE WISE-ASS RULES
1. To enter the Wise-Ass Contest, tell a joke in the comment field below. Each comment that contains a joke will receive one entry into the contest. I don’t think we need to explain to you what a joke is. A man walks into a bar yadda yadda yadda . . . knock knock who’s there yadda yadda yadda . . . you know, a joke.
2. Jokes that receive seven or more likes will be recorded as two entries into the contest, so the funnier the joke, the better. It’s all fun and games, so please like the jokes that you think are the funniest.
3. Feel free to comment on the jokes and disrupt the thread with the usual VU wise-ass banter, but only comments that include an actual joke will be recorded as an entry into the contest.
4. Duplicate jokes will be disqualified, so if your corny joke has dust on it, you might want to read over the jokes already submitted to make sure it hasn't already been told before entering it.
5. There must be at least two jokes entered after yours before you can tell another joke; other than that, tell as many jokes as you want. As long as your jokes are separated by two other jokes, you may enter the contest as many times as you like. Each of your jokes will be recorded as an entry and there is no limit to how many entries you may have.
6. Only tell one joke per comment. If your comment contains more than one joke, it will only be counted as one entry into the contest, so to increase your odds of winning, enter your jokes in separate comments with at least two jokes between them.
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Don't want to wait? Don't think you're lucky enough to win?
Take advantage of one of these offers then.
Don't want to wait? Don't think you're lucky enough to win?
Take advantage of one of these offers then.
**Purchase a copy of Vape Mania through PayPal from Vaporacle.com and write "joke" in the comment field before checking out and receive Angel of Vape for free.
**Order Sweet Lucy from http://www.slowfootvapes.com/
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DEADLINE UPDATEDContest ends at
LET THE WISE-ASSERY BEGIN!!!
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