Story time 2

[Just Me]

Ok so after some input from others I decided to try this again, a little different this time.
Each post can have up to 2 sentences or you can end in the middle of the sentence and let the next person complete it. Keep it clean please and have fun!!!. Lets see what we all come up with.

 

[Just Me]

Once upon a time, in a far away land there lived a......

 

[GFrost]

Leprechaun who never learned how to make shoes.

 

[Whiskey]

So a band of trolls came by and argued about how each of their ideas on how to make shoes was the only correct way to make them.

 

[vape.queen]

They argued and argued. They argued for so long that before they knew it, night had fallen and they....

 

[GFrost]

Decided to stop arguing, but they could not decide who was going to stop first. This started a whole new argument that lasted well in to the daylight

 

[Just Me]

Meanwhile the leprechaun had scampered away with all of the trolls ideas and....

 

[vape.queen]

Decided he was going to use this new found information to his benefit. The next morning....

 

[GFrost]

The leprechaun was hard at work thinking of ways to cash in on the troll's ideas

 

[bobsyeruncle]

but after reading page after page of, "You're an idiot", "Justin Bieber poops better arguments than yours", "God hates figs. Fact.", "Putin knows how to run a real country. You're all just a bunch of pussies", etc., etc., the leprechaun was no closer to figuring out what to do

 

[richardward77]

So he built a sub ohm coil on his tugboat v2 screwed it on to his favorite mech and vaped away till all his worries faded into the sunset.

 

[Thunderball]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,

 

[MarkS]

Suddenly his vision blurred, his boddy started wretching, and he could hardly breathe. His entire body was in excruciating pain and...

 

[richardward77]

His left testicle exploded into a million ?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

shards of blue icicles because

 

[GFrost]

The snow queen got clumsy and dropped her wand

 

[MarkS]

A passer by came across the fascinating blue icicles, not seeing the poor leprechaun, and they picked some up placing them in a bottle and put the bottle in in their pocket.

 

[Whiskey]

And walked for miles until they ran into a very interesting shoeless Leprechaun

 

[bobsyeruncle]

So, they asked him, "What do you think of these crystal blue ball icicles?"

 

[moecat]

To which, the Leprechaun responded, "Fuck my life." But soon after, .........

 

[bobsyeruncle]

the leprechaun realized the significance of

 

[moecat]

... balls, icicles and life. Then he wondered...

 

[MarkS]

why he initially thought this was misfortune. This...

 

[Iamme]

May have been a life lesson about.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

the power of testicle crystals

 

[Just Me]

And not making the snow queen so angry that she drops her wand accidently causing a magical zap that turned his balls to blue crystals. With that realization the leprechaun set forth to.....

 

[GFrost]

Make a set of prosthetic testicles.

 

[MarkS]

Unfortunately he had no idea of where to begin so he used what he overherd about making shoes and made a pair of

 

[bobsyeruncle]

"Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick" animated gifs and posted them

 

[Whiskey]

On a U-tube video getting so many hits he decided to

 

[MarkS]

start live streaming and get paid by subscribers.

 

[moecat]

He grew a beard, hung up dog pictures, pierced his genitals and practiced a southern accent. He then ...

 

[bobsyeruncle]

hired a bunch of elves to

 

[Whiskey]

Place their own

 

[bobsyeruncle]

reviews on the YouTube pages

 

[JLFROST]

But little did he know that the elves had deadly intentions

 

[bobsyeruncle]

, they waited until he was ready to go to bed and fall asleep ....

 

[Just Me]

Then broke in to his house

 

[moecat]

and formed a plan. The elves - named @Just Me , @kelli , @muth , @vape.queen , @Huckleberried , @Whiskey , @glassgrl and @cherrycakes - were all female and particularly ...

 

[InMyImage]

demented... so they tied him to a dungeon rack and started to...

 

[JLFROST]

Tickle him with rusty things, including spoons and old sway bar links,

 

[bobsyeruncle]

but he was away off in dreamland and was heard muttering in his sleep

 

[JLFROST]

" im alone, im alone and nobody cares, as I watch through these windows, blank faces that morbidly stare "

 

[bobsyeruncle]

right past me into my disheveled room where

 

[InMyImage]

right past me into my disheveled room where

I think I left out my underwear...

 

[Petyr]

In the kitchen. I should go there before the cat grabs it and runs away.

 

[Thunderball]

But alas, The Cat was seen running past me with shit stains on her nose. Fuckin Cat, when I catch her Im going to....

 

[InMyImage]

But alas, The Cat was seen running past me with shit stains on her nose. Fuckin Cat, when I catch her Im going to....

rub her nose in my dirty underwear and then toss her...

 

[Thunderball]

rub her nose in my dirty underwear and then toss her...

Into the neighbors house. That old lady will never notice one extra cat. Now where did I leave those keys ? Its time to go....

 

[InMyImage]

figure out what the hell those damn elves are up to now.