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Huckleberried

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Is it done yet?

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nadalama

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Have to go back to work tomorrow. Bah humbug to that.
 

gadget!

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Serenity Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on Today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I am having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

AMEN

Sent from a Galaxy far far away!
 

ej1024

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INWAS AT A DEALERSHIP TODAY BUYING SOMETHING CHEAP!
Guy on the phone said
SIR WE FOUND OUT WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR MUSTANG, AND IT WILL COST YOU $1786
The guys said JUST GET IT DONE!
FUCK!


 

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