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Redheaded Stepchildren
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You totally didn't know I was going to say that, did you? I'm full of surprises.
You are
You totally didn't know I was going to say that, did you? I'm full of surprises.
You’re full of something.......
Did she get the big head gene?I have another baby head to sniff!!! My niece had a little girl yesterday
HAPPY MOMS DAY!!!
Everybody kiss/call Mom.
Everybody kiss/call Mom.
Hi Dog.
I’ve threatened to save a bunch of bones and make bone broth.
Wife thinks I’m crazy....especially when I tell her it needs to simmer for days.
Well....that’s not why she thinks I’m crazy, but it adds to it.
Mowed the lawn.....I’m spanking anybody who treads on it.
I’m trying to protect a couple of award winning, alien, unkillable mutant dandelions.
Small neighborhood pets are turning up missing and I have suspicions where they’ve gone.
Damn things grow a foot over night and smirk when I douse them with weed killer.
About to inject them with roundup and mama bears “soup”.....that’ll teach them.
Rawr
I’ll allow it..........this time.
But we haz Rulz here.
Being a dirty spark plug will only get you so far in life.
Booked in for a skin check for Monday
I have a mole with all 5 of these
Hope skin Doc takes care of it.
If not, we could douse it with dandelion killer juice.
Yes...yes it would.
But the grog is no more. All used up by a coworker.
He tells me nearly every day that “that was the best shiate EVER”.
Probably 8 years in the making.
Actual election is today.Senate ballot paper. Doing it by post this time.
Did I mention that I let my friend from New Zealand fill mine in? She doesn't get a vote.
Nice of you to share.
Fire up that moka pot and share that with me.
I really need to knock the dust off my wallet and just buy a moka pot.
You did at least wear your thong though right?
I just bought a new mower......probably should get a new mowing thong as well.
I’ve been eyeballing the MAGA mowing thong. (Make All Grass Awesome).
It only comes in orange however and orange clashes with my alibaster skin.
Hey Dog.
How do you feel about the election results?
Do you see it as a win for the country or a loss?
How do you feel about the election results?
Do you see it as a win for the country or a loss?
I don't think there was a good option this time around.
Unfortunately, that seems to be the norm anymore in politics.
Hey Hawkie, I see your Braves are coming to town for 4 games...we’re so bad...
YAY!!!
If we win.
BOO!!!
If we don’t.
Braves playing slightly better than .500, but better on the road...so who knows.
Dog has a moka pot.
That's about what I paid.
Surprising how few stores sell them now though. They used to be everywhere
I’ve got an amazon card I should buy a bunch of junk with and be done.
If I get the pot I’ll feel obligated to buy some fancy coffee.
bummerStill a struggle. I suppose some practice may help, but then I wouldn’t be able to curse as much.
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bummer
That’s golf.
But, a change in my driver and putter may help.
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at least it wrecks your back?
at least it wrecks your back?
Shoulder and knee. Can’t swing fast enough to hurt my back right now.
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Stupid Giants
AND...my HAWKEYES beat #1 seed Indiana in the first round of the BIG 10 tourney.
Blind squirrel week.