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Hawkizefan

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buying this. Will pay it off over 3 weeks :)

Future rock star.
Dripping with hootchie mamas and hanger ons.
Sleeping past noon and champagne enamas.
New vape gear daily and trips to Sweden.

I’m available for roadie duty.
Interviewing hootchie mamas for hidden talents is my hidden talent.
You need another roadie for the champagne thingy.
Perhaps Haze and his mowing thong?
 

NGAHaze

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Iowa basketball win = even a blind squirrel finds a nut on occasion.

At least your squirrel isn't blind and crippled like Clemson's ... 0-3 to start ACC play. Virginia just beat us @ home by 20. No sweet 16 this year for this team ... it's gonna be a long BB year. :(


Perhaps Haze and his mowing thong?

Lol, no champagne duty for this guy but if you can find that mower dude, he had a look that suggests he might just be willing. :D
 
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Hawkizefan

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At least your squirrel isn't blind and crippled like Clemson's ... 0-3 to start ACC play. Virginia just beat us @ home by 20. No sweet 16 this year for this team ... it's gonna be a long BB year. :(




Lol, no champagne duty for this guy but if you can find that mower dude, he had a look that suggests he might just be willing. :D

Iowa was 12-3...unfortunately o-3 in conference play.
Currently on a 3 game conference winning streak.
The blind squirrel is getting fat.
 

NGAHaze

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Iowa was 12-3...unfortunately o-3 in conference play.
Currently on a 3 game conference winning streak.
The blind squirrel is getting fat.

Yeah, I thought they were doing well, I know when I watched them, they looked good.

Clemson was actually ranked at one point but then the wheels on the squirrel's scooter fell off. :gaah:

Your post gives me hope though, maybe Clemson can be like Iowa and win it's next 3 conference games!
 

Hawkizefan

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Iowa...bless their heart....is the whitest team ever. Even when we have our non-white players on the floor.(not many)
Not a racist type comment...just what it is.
Sssslllloooowwww......jerky....always seemed befuddled.....
And then....BLIND SQUIRREL!!!!!!

It is what it is.
I watch other teams flying and soaring and moving with purpose and think...wow....if only.
We plod and shuffle....and then....BLIND SQUIRREL!!!!

:wait::gaah: Been this way forever. Almost coming to grips with it.
 

Hawkizefan

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I do, but don’t have the man purse today.


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I call mine a bro bag....a tad more masculine.....still a man purse.
Actually a book bag, but gotta haul around betic crap soooo......
Big enough for betic crap and an array of tasty sugar bumps....and a beverage or 2....and vape stuff...and misc. items I have no recollection of ever putting in there..or why I would put them in there.
Guess you never know when you’ll need 1 spare sock...or a broken sponge bob flashlight...or a plastic doo-dad that I have no idea what it is or what it’s for but afraid to throw it away. Might be vital in the zombie apocalypse.
 

DogMan

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85F and lovely
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Izanagi7

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I dunno where that pic is ITT but cleaning out the lint trap... As a kid I’d check it periodically for the sheer satisfaction of cleaning it out. Years later I learned that lint is highly flammable. What a game changer that was.


Sent from the Star Destroyer Executor
 

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