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The Cromwell

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How has the world been treating you Robert?
Ohh ok I suppose.
Bad weather beginning tonight and going thru Monday.
Snow, freezing rain and single digit temps.

And having trouble getting my micro singularity regulator to work.
If it is not one thing it's another :gaah:

At least I have milk, bread and toilet paper for the snow :rolleyes:
 

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Ohh ok I suppose.
Bad weather beginning tonight and going thru Monday.
Snow, freezing rain and single digit temps.

And having trouble getting my micro singularity regulator to work.
If it is not one thing it's another :gaah:

At least I have milk, bread and toilet paper for the snow :rolleyes:

Maybe too crappy to go to church tomorrow?
 

Draconigena

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For your amusement:

A SHOT OF WHISKEY - In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents; so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey.

BUYING THE FARM - This is synonymous with dying. During WW1 soldiers were given life insurance policies worth $5,000. This was about the price of an average farm so if you died you "bought the farm" for your survivors.

IRON CLAD CONTRACT - This came about from the ironclad ships of the Civil War. It meant something so strong it could not be broken.

RIFF RAFF - The Mississippi River was the main way of traveling from north to south. Riverboats carried passengers and freight but they were expensive so most people used rafts. Everything had the right of way over rafts which were considered cheap. The steering oar on the rafts was called a "riff" and this transposed into riff-raff, meaning low class.

COBWEB - The Old English word for "spider" was "cob".

SHIP STATE ROOMS - Traveling by steamboat was considered the height of comfort. Passenger cabins on the boats were not numbered. Instead they were named after states. To this day cabins on ships are called staterooms.

SLEEP TIGHT- Early beds were made with a wooden frame. Ropes were tied across the frame in a crisscross pattern. A straw mattress was then put on top of the ropes. Over time the ropes stretched, causing the bed to sag. The owner would then tighten the ropes to get a better night's sleep.

SHOWBOAT - These were floating theaters built on a barge that was pushed by a steamboat. These played small towns along the Mississippi River . Unlike the boat shown in the movie "Showboat" these did not have an engine. They were gaudy and attention grabbing which is why we say someone who is being the life of the party is "showboating".

OVER A BARREL - In the days before CPR a drowning victim would be placed face down over a barrel and the barrel would be rolled back and forth in an effort to empty the lungs of water. It was rarely effective. If you are over a barrel you are in deep trouble.

BARGE IN - Heavy freight was moved along the Mississippi in large barges pushed by steamboats. These were hard to control and would sometimes swing into piers or other boats. People would say they "barged in".

HOGWASH - Steamboats carried both people and animals. Since pigs smelled so bad they would be washed before being put on board. The mud and other filth that was washed off was considered useless "hog wash".

CURFEW - The word "curfew" comes from the French phrase "couvre-feu", which means "cover the fire". It was used to describe the time of blowing out all lamps and candles. It was later adopted into Middle English as "curfeu" which later became the modern "curfew". In the early American colonies homes had no real fireplaces so a fire was built in the center of the room. In order to make sure a fire did not get out of control during the night it was required that, by an agreed upon time, all fires would be covered with a clay pot called-a "curfew".

BARRELS OF OIL - When the first oil wells were drilled they had made no provision for storing the liquid so they used water barrels. That is why, to this day, we speak of barrels of oil rather than gallons.

HOT OFF THE PRESS - As the paper goes through the rotary printing press friction causes it to heat up. Therefore, if you grab the paper right off the press it's hot. The expression means to get immediate information.

There, don't you feel smarter now?


Betcha Didn't Know ...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half (by hand) more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead .. I'll wait...

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Ass)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age, or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise (looking down upon it from its north pole)..
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going in the opposite direction from men...?)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR!

The ten most valuable brand names on earth: Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...But, not downstairs.
(Why in the hell would you want to take a cow upstairs?)

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......

Now go move your toothbrush!
 

JuicyLucy

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So, bought my first pair of Dickies since I was a freshman in high school yesterday at the thrift store

Yes, am looking at you Cromwell!
 

DonBaldy

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For your amusement:

A SHOT OF WHISKEY - In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents; so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey.

BUYING THE FARM - This is synonymous with dying. During WW1 soldiers were given life insurance policies worth $5,000. This was about the price of an average farm so if you died you "bought the farm" for your survivors.

IRON CLAD CONTRACT - This came about from the ironclad ships of the Civil War. It meant something so strong it could not be broken.

RIFF RAFF - The Mississippi River was the main way of traveling from north to south. Riverboats carried passengers and freight but they were expensive so most people used rafts. Everything had the right of way over rafts which were considered cheap. The steering oar on the rafts was called a "riff" and this transposed into riff-raff, meaning low class.

COBWEB - The Old English word for "spider" was "cob".

SHIP STATE ROOMS - Traveling by steamboat was considered the height of comfort. Passenger cabins on the boats were not numbered. Instead they were named after states. To this day cabins on ships are called staterooms.

SLEEP TIGHT- Early beds were made with a wooden frame. Ropes were tied across the frame in a crisscross pattern. A straw mattress was then put on top of the ropes. Over time the ropes stretched, causing the bed to sag. The owner would then tighten the ropes to get a better night's sleep.

SHOWBOAT - These were floating theaters built on a barge that was pushed by a steamboat. These played small towns along the Mississippi River . Unlike the boat shown in the movie "Showboat" these did not have an engine. They were gaudy and attention grabbing which is why we say someone who is being the life of the party is "showboating".

OVER A BARREL - In the days before CPR a drowning victim would be placed face down over a barrel and the barrel would be rolled back and forth in an effort to empty the lungs of water. It was rarely effective. If you are over a barrel you are in deep trouble.

BARGE IN - Heavy freight was moved along the Mississippi in large barges pushed by steamboats. These were hard to control and would sometimes swing into piers or other boats. People would say they "barged in".

HOGWASH - Steamboats carried both people and animals. Since pigs smelled so bad they would be washed before being put on board. The mud and other filth that was washed off was considered useless "hog wash".

CURFEW - The word "curfew" comes from the French phrase "couvre-feu", which means "cover the fire". It was used to describe the time of blowing out all lamps and candles. It was later adopted into Middle English as "curfeu" which later became the modern "curfew". In the early American colonies homes had no real fireplaces so a fire was built in the center of the room. In order to make sure a fire did not get out of control during the night it was required that, by an agreed upon time, all fires would be covered with a clay pot called-a "curfew".

BARRELS OF OIL - When the first oil wells were drilled they had made no provision for storing the liquid so they used water barrels. That is why, to this day, we speak of barrels of oil rather than gallons.

HOT OFF THE PRESS - As the paper goes through the rotary printing press friction causes it to heat up. Therefore, if you grab the paper right off the press it's hot. The expression means to get immediate information.

There, don't you feel smarter now?


Betcha Didn't Know ...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half (by hand) more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead .. I'll wait...

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Ass)

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age, or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise (looking down upon it from its north pole)..
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going in the opposite direction from men...?)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR!

The ten most valuable brand names on earth: Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...But, not downstairs.
(Why in the hell would you want to take a cow upstairs?)

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......

Now go move your toothbrush!
Very interesting
 

DonBaldy

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Hope all of you have been well.

All was going well until I got hurt at work tonight. There were 4 of us carrying a large wooden lid to a crate. I was walking backwards when I my foot go caught on a piece of the plastic and I went down. Twisted my right ankle and the left side of my chest hurts. Doesn't appear to be any real damage other than a pulled pectoral muscle and twisted ankle, but it hurts like hell to walk and the chest hurts with most movements of the left arm or coughing. I'm thankful that it didn't cause anyone else to get hurt. I took a short break and then continued to work. I'm sure tomorrow will suck.
 

JuicyLucy

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Hope all of you have been well.

All was going well until I got hurt at work tonight. There were 4 of us carrying a large wooden lid to a crate. I was walking backwards when I my foot go caught on a piece of the plastic and I went down. Twisted my right ankle and the left side of my chest hurts. Doesn't appear to be any real damage other than a pulled pectoral muscle and twisted ankle, but it hurts like hell to walk and the chest hurts with most movements of the left arm or coughing. I'm thankful that it didn't cause anyone else to get hurt. I took a short break and then continued to work. I'm sure tomorrow will suck.

Yowee bud, that does sound heinous
 

JuicyLucy

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Hope you are filing a claim ... and you don't have one of those jerk employers that will make you hobble in to work in the office or whatever
 

DonBaldy

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Yeah I hurt like hell this morning then was so tired and sore I took a 4 hour nap and woke up feeling a lot better and in much less pain.
 

Draconigena

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4 degrees this morning. 12 for a high. 20-30 mph wind. Wind chill -20 (that's a normal winter here but the east coast news people are warning easterners that this will be "life threatening." I guess easterners just die easier than we do.) Snowing like hell right now. It's coming your way Jimi and Crom.......
 

The Cromwell

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4 degrees this morning. 12 for a high. 20-30 mph wind. Wind chill -20 (that's a normal winter here but the east coast news people are warning easterners that this will be "life threatening." I guess easterners just die easier than we do.) Snowing like hell right now. It's coming your way Jimi and Crom.......
About the same conditions here this morning.

supposed to get close to 50 tomorrow after a bitter cold morning with more freezing rain/snow tomorrow night.

have to get more cat fud, milk, etc tomorrow.
 

DonBaldy

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I know you northerners are used to it but still be safe. Hell we got down to 33 yesterday and we were dying.
 

JuicyLucy

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I know you northerners are used to it but still be safe. Hell we got down to 33 yesterday and we were dying.

That feels really cold if you're not used to it.

Plus, if it does freeze and you're not prepared, it can be a real disaster
 

DonBaldy

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That feels really cold if you're not used to it.

Plus, if it does freeze and you're not prepared, it can be a real disaster

Yeah we are never prepared for it. Last year was a really cold winter for us. We even had snow in December.

Now give us a hurricane and we know how to prepare move on afterwards.
 

Draconigena

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we got down to 33 yesterday and we were dying.
In January in South Dakota, 33 would be called T-shirt weather. :) Seriously, it is currently 32 on my enclosed pantry porch (obviously not well insulated), where we go to get food items without putting on a jacket. Kind of like a walk-in cooler at the moment.
 

DonBaldy

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In January in South Dakota, 33 would be called T-shirt weather. :) Seriously, it is currently 32 on my enclosed pantry porch (obviously not well insulated), where we go to get food items without putting on a jacket. Kind of like a walk-in cooler at the moment.

Yea we are throwing our selves on the ground and acting like a 3 year old who thinks they are dying because they don't get another cookie.
 

DonBaldy

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No shit. Little bastard will just pee on the tires of my wife's car in the garage if it even remotely looks like rain.
 

Draconigena

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We have this 106 pound Doberman who, when we take her outside in the snow, will pee, then dances around in the snow and refuses to poop because her feet are now cold. Takes several more trips to finally get the shit outta her. Pussy!
 

Draconigena

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Ya know, ever since Sandi bailed out (she thought we were getting political or some such silliness), I have forgotten about throwing biscuits.
 

DonBaldy

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We have this 106 pound Doberman who, when we take her outside in the snow, will pee, then dances around in the snow and refuses to poop because her feet are now cold. Takes several more trips to finally get the shit outta her. Pussy!

There was a cartoon going around a while back in which a wiener dog and a large dog were standing in the snow. The large dog was complaining of his feet being cold. The wiener dong the says " you think you have it bad".
 

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