ENDED MyFreedomSmokes Food Fight Est End Date 2/28/2017

[jj2]

MyFreedomSmokes has many great e liquid flavors so in honor of that lets have a food fight.​

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You are limited to one sentence. It can be long or short and the next poster will play off of it.
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I tiptoed up to (name goes here) and stole a handful of mashed potatoes.

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I then quickly turned around and scanned the room

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I spotted (name here) and took aim.

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I slung the potatoes, my aim was perfect.

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EST END DATE 2.21/28

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[happy valley]

I looked around for the gravy.

 

[Mojoe1976]

Trying to decide who to hit with my banana pudding

 

[TheKiddVapes]

But the pudding was rock hard and when I threw it

 

[happy valley]

everything else was soft

 

[VapingGuitarist]

That's when I saw a giant bowl of cream corn

 

[Rickajho]

but someone grabbed the cucumbers

 

[Markw4mms]

And I smacked them in the face with a slice of ham.

 

[mac63]

And then made a grab for the tray of deviled eggs before anyone else could get to them.

 

[DaleH1985]

I picked up the whole tray and chucked it across the room.

 

[The Cromwell]

I ate all the food.

 

[DaleH1985]

This angered the entire room.

 

[mac63]

So we headed to the kitchen in search of more messy ammunition.

 

[rbeckys8]

We found jello!

 

[DaleH1985]

It was still chilling and not quite set up yet

 

[GKG2017]

We put in the freezer

 

[logdawg]

Probably shouldn't have frozen it for that long because

 

[DaleH1985]

it became rock solid and deadly

 

[mac63]

And very accurate when launched from the spoon catapult.

 

[DaleH1985]

The food fight became more of a war once the frozen jello was introduced.

 

[Ms. Trixy]

But no one knew that @Markw4mms had a roaster oven full of gooey, toasted marshmallows.

 

[DaleH1985]

"What a sticky mess these will make" he thought.

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Using a puppy ball shooter, 3 at a time.

 

[darthvaper79]

As he grabbed a handful

 

[DaleH1985]

He unloaded on the entire room

 

[logdawg]

Who retaliated with the frozen Jello and mayonnaise in their catapults.

 

[DaleH1985]

several bumps and bruises arose from this

 

[Ms. Trixy]

@VapingGuitarist didn't have to think long. His ammo was out on the lawn.

 

[DaleH1985]

He quickly ran outside with a spatula and scooped all the dog poop he could find

 

[Rickajho]

which didn't end well for VapingGuitarist because

 

[happy valley]

the stars were not aligned

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So I found an Ice Cream truck and launched multi drive by ice cream grenades at @Ms. Trixy until she ran for

 

[Rickajho]

the guacamole

 

[happy valley]

the trade war with Mexico had begun

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And taco shells became black market ammo because @mac63 ate them all while dodging key lime pies

 

[Rickajho]

Meanwhile back at the Ranch... dressing.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

@happy valley was shooting Jello out of a straw at @Rickajho

 

[happy valley]

the chicken wings forming a protest

 

[mac63]

because they were tired of being separated from the rest of the chicken and having to room with the buffalos.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So they teamed up with the Spam to create a

 

[happy valley]

band playing at the salad bowl

 

[Rickajho]

and someone threw rotten tomatoes at the band

 

[Mojoe1976]

So the place really started to smell.

 

[Rickajho]

and the music wasn't all that great either

 

[gtrpickr]

The guitar player yelled out...

 

[happy valley]

where's the buffet line?

 

[MrScaryZ]

Said @happy valley but they did not mean food but a ejuice potpourri

 

[happy valley]

which was too valuable to toss around

 

[Dougw63]

so I threw happy valley, now they were a true part of the food fight

 

[Rickajho]

But Happy Valley bounces, and landed right in the