Guess they thought I was the bad guy with my wife today

[joeyboy]

My wife got a crown put on her tooth. It was seven days and is still swollen with a horrible bruise, see pic. We went out today to pet smart and fry's. It was quite funny. Ladies would be in our way and she would let them pass. They would look at her then look at me. I would say, hi. Needless to say I didn't get any friendly looks or return hellos.

We were quite amused. I got a nice cat bite on my right hand and decided to put bandaids on it. That may have not helped.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Did you stop beating your wife?

 

[joeyboy]

Did you stop beating your wife?

Why don't make me....

 

[VapinMoody]

Why don't make me....

Had a similar situation once...had her pin a sign on her top that told the situation....they would look at her, look at me, look at the sign and smile...short cut a lot of negativity...

 

[JuicyLucy]

Try walking around in public with an injured baby

 

[HondaDavidson]

It goes the other way too.... wife and I worked at same place. One friday afternoon I recked my bike on ride home.....went in to work next Monday with head to toe bruise and road rash . needless to say 10 years later there are some that believe the story about my wife and her baseball bat is the truth.

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[joeyboy]

It goes the other way too.... wife and I worked at same place. One friday afternoon I recked my bike on ride home.....went in to work next Monday with head to toe bruise and road rash . needless to say 10 years later there are some that believe the story about my wife and her baseball bat is the truth.

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Had to laugh at that. Great story.

 

[BigNasty]

Food poisoning once so bad I passed out, landed face first and was pretty busted up and bruised. Helped that I was bouncing at the time NO ONE wanted to fuck with the black and blue bouncer.
Ran into a co worker from then almost 20 years. He asked what really happened back then and told him exactly the same thing 20 years ago. All this time he thought I tangled with a whole lot of mofos to get that black and blue and came out with black eyes, a busted nose, a nearly bit through lip.

 

[Khassy]

I bruise easily and have large, burly dogs that like to roughhouse and walk all over me in bed. I often tell my husband that I could very easily get him arrested for spousal abuse, as I'm always covered in bruises. Like the time I had two black eyes from face-planting on the driveway while chasing one of my dogs, or had a large bruise on my face from being head-butted by my bulldog, who has a noggin made of marble.

 

[joeyboy]

I bruise easily and have large, burly dogs that like to roughhouse and walk all over me in bed. I often tell my husband that I could very easily get him arrested for spousal abuse, as I'm always covered in bruises. Like the time I had two black eyes from face-planting on the driveway while chasing one of my dogs, or had a large bruise on my face from being head-butted by my bulldog, who has a noggin made of marble.

Video? Awwww, that's mean.

 

[scalewiz]

Put on a t-shirt promoting MMA. No questions asked.

 

[UncleRJ]

A number of years ago, my eye doctor informed me that my eyelids were drooping to the point where my eyes were no longer fully open and sent me to a plastic surgeon to have a portion of each eyelid removed.

While it was a painless procedure, for the most part, there was some discoloration/bruising.

If I was asked what had happened, I would cheerfully explain that I had mouthed off to my wife one too many times.

The Mrs. was not amused....................

 

[JuicyLucy]

A number of years ago, my eye doctor informed me that my eyelids were drooping to the point where my eyes were no longer fully open and sent me to a plastic surgeon to have a portion of each eyelid removed.

While it was a painless procedure, for the most part, there was some discoloration/bruising.

If I was asked what had happened, I would cheerfully explain that I had mouthed off to my wife one too many times.

The Mrs. was not amused....................

Did she blacken the Dr's eyes?

 

[Khassy]

Video? Awwww, that's mean.

I currently have a large bruise on my knee, a small bruise on my inner thigh, a large bruise on the back of my hand, and no idea how I got any of them.

 

[UncleRJ]

Did she blacken the Dr's eyes?

No, but she wanted to slap the crap out of someone from Medical Mutual ( ) as they would only cover the cost for one eye which would have left me looking like either Popeye or a stroke victim.

Pissed the surgeon off as well as he ended up getting creative with the insurance company paperwork and did the second eye anyway.

 

[AndriaD]

Try walking around in public with an injured baby

No shit!!!!!!! Our son tried to climb out of his crib when he was 2, fell and broke his wrist -- people looked at me like I was the fucking antichrist or something! Even the people at the clinic where we took him!

But needless to say, we got rid of the crib after that and put him in a regular bed!

Andria