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mac63

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Wishing I could go back to bed. Looks like another day for lots of coffee.
 

Rickajho

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It was oddly quiet in a lot of the forum yesterday. Where was everybody??? :cry:
 

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Good morning, everyone. Finally in the last stages of this awful cold I've had all week. Thank God.
 
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...Singin' in the rain, Saturday night fever, Footloose, Dirty Dancing, Cabaret just a few.

 

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having coffee and trying to get functional

You and me both. Just made a big batch of Belgian waffles for the fam. Having hard salami, sharp cheddar and crackers myself, though. I make great waffles but never really got into sweets for breakfast. Plus I need the protein. :)
 
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It's a gloomy, heavily rainy day today in Wisconsin. Made slightly better with homemade pumpkin muffins and coffee.
 

Ms. Trixy

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Here's a chuckle for ya!
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Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE

DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR

THAT DID YOURS. The room erupted in applause.

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS. WE'LL WIN.


 

Ms. Trixy

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O-M-G. I need to get to bed. Nite all!
 

Khassy

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I need to find blackmarket Ambien. :D My regular prescription doesn't last long enough. :giggle:
 

SD.

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March came in like a lamb, going out like a lion! April showers bring May flowers?
 
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