VAPING POEMS POETS POETRY POST YOUR OWN

Woodsman · May 29, 2015

A search found no hits for poets poet poetry poems...so, this is it. I know there's some poets out there!!
I'm an amateur poet, but hey, you don't have to be perfect to be a perfect poet. Just give it a try.

I like the feel
Of stainless steel
Against my lips...
Reminds me of my robot mom
Her metal teats
Dispensing
Hydraulic fluid
To her hungry spawn.

nabibrian · May 29, 2015

Drip drop, drip drop
Rebuilt coil popping
Juices sparking with flavor
Batteries recharging
Ohm meter reading and meeting my expectations
Snip snap goes the kanthal as I desire the wire to make my vaping experience take me higher

Woodsman · May 29, 2015

DIY is the way to fly
But Velvet Cloud
In spite of price
Is really Nice!!

nabibrian · May 29, 2015

Velvet cloud of flavor
oh sweet cloud do me a favor
help me puff my way out of danger
without this coil, my anger will boil
I will toil until my coil brings the velvet cloud back with flavor

The department · May 29, 2015

The raving vapers anthem:
Why oh why did public health just say that? I'm a vaper not a fucking smoke addict. Yeah that right I do nic, I do flavours, leave me alone it's my health, I think it's sorted

nabibrian · May 29, 2015

Vapor sorted, they said it couldn't be afforded
I almost snorted when I realized I was about to floor it
dripping fresh juice takes skill to know you must adore it
if you haven't you must explore it so you too can adore it
drop the ohms and lay off the combs and brush away the stink sticks
you'll find your health bounce back and get you on the right track
yes you can even vape a fat stack of pancakes
just ask HIC, he knows the flick of the bic won't stick to something as epic as vaping a freshly made liquid.

Woodsman · May 29, 2015

Vaping is so 21st century!!
Vaping allowed in Space!!
Vaping on Mars, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn!!
Even Vaping on Uranus!!

nabibrian · May 29, 2015

If you have a problem with vaping on Uranus
take a hike and leave us because you ain't us
I can take a flight and vape and fight just because I know it's my right
all you vapers, lay aside those capers and grab your vape gear
have no fear you can even vape on a peachy pear with a little bit of gummy bear

Woodsman · May 29, 2015

Paradigm Magma on my Hana Modz
Wotofo Troll envied by the gods
Hobo on my XPro sails
Deadmodz is in the mails
Provari Mini and GDC
Provape-1 and ADC
ZMax and Nautilus
Sometimes I cuss
Stop collecting I tell myself
Be happy with what's upon your shelf
Then late at night
I see a sight
A new device
That looks so nice
I can't resist
One more on my list!

nabibrian · May 30, 2015

Woodsman said:
Paradigm Magma on my Hana Modz
Wotofo Troll envied by the gods
Hobo on my XPro sails
Deadmodz is in the mails
Provari Mini and GDC
Provape-1 and ADC
ZMax and Nautilus
Sometimes I cuss
Stop collecting I tell myself
Be happy with what's upon your shelf
Then late at night
I see a sight
A new device
That looks so nice
I can't resist
One more on my list!

Can't top this...Nice work!

nabibrian · May 30, 2015

A new device, I scan the site for for just the right one
My eyes fall upon the one that glistens as I listen to the sound my shopping cart makes as I checkout and make payment.
First class shipping with insurance is all the assurance I require for my vaping desire
Package arrived on time any quicker it would be a crime
I quickly check my pockets to arrange for another purchase all I find is a dime
I browse through the DIY Recipe section looking for another HIC inspiration only to find myself needing to increase my flavor stock as I notice I no longer have any more custard.
I muster up the strength to dip in the savings account to make another purchase
Oh, vaping look what you have done...You turned me into a shop-a-holic an addiction which I have no conviction other than to give in and live with my secret obsession.

Woodsman · May 30, 2015

Smoke a stogie and people wrinkle their nosey
Vape a mech and people clear the deck
"Look Out!! Those things explode!!!"
"No they don't," the Vaper claims
"Harmless as the summer rains"
"Don't you read the news, you fool?
Studies show that Vaping makes you drool"
"Your info's flawed and it's not outlawed
So back away while I blow a cloud"
The Vaper takes a mighty suck
While onlookers prepare to duck
He arches back and lets it fly
A Cumulonimbus fills the sky!!

Woodsman · May 30, 2015

Sometimes ya just gotta write a poem....

Woodsman · May 30, 2015

I once met a professional poetry slammer...
"A poetry slam is a competitive event in which poets perform their work and are judged by members of the audience. Everyone who signs up has the opportunity to read in the first round; the lineup for subsequent rounds is determined by the judges' scores. Though rules vary from slam to slam, the basic rules are:
* Each poem must be of the poet's own construction;
* Each poet gets three minutes (plus a ten-second grace period) to read one poem. If the poet goes over time, points will be deducted from the total score.
* The poet may not use props, costumes or musical instruments;
* Of the scores the poet received from the five judges, the high and low scores are dropped and the middle three are added together, giving the poet a total score of 0-3...

Woodsman · May 30, 2015

Here's a slam poem:

nabibrian · May 30, 2015

Interesting

Woodsman · May 30, 2015

Yeah...makes me wanna do some slammin!!
Years ago I met the pro slammer. His CD is around here somewhere.

Woodsman · May 31, 2015

One wrap, two wraps
Three wraps, four.
Five wraps...
And just one more!

OBDave · May 31, 2015

First, I filled the tank
Then, mastered the coiling arts
Now, crafting juices

Vape progression haiku

Woodsman · Jun 1, 2015

Shark Vape said:
So yer' sayin' dude wears a pink shirt & a bow tie routinely???

I would suppose that to be an accurate assumption. Hey, I wear a pink shirt & bowtie routinely. Lots of people do. It's a new fad.
The more I look,
The more I see 'em.
The pink shirts
The bowties
It must be a fad.

Woodsman · Jun 6, 2015

I came upon the strangest scene
A cloud of vapor hung suspended
Apparently, a Bigfoot had been
Almost apprehended!!

Woodsman · Jun 6, 2015

Changing batteries became the pits
The task no longer tasty
I solved the problem forever with
A Diehard 1180.

nabibrian · Jun 6, 2015

The sunny breeze roughly commands the mast.
All whales lead cold, small waves.
Cold, lively reefs roughly love a clear, vapor cloud.
The gull endures like a clear mast.
The shore waves like a sunny reef.
Another puff off an eLeaf.

nabibrian · Jun 6, 2015

A cloud of vapor
I just don't know why the grass is greener
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere.
let's skip dinner

nabibrian · Jun 6, 2015

This hermit Dave had a crave
He needed a vape to pave the way to a new way

nabibrian · Jun 6, 2015

Shark Vape said:
NO!!! No no no... That's not how it goes!

There once was a hermit named Dave...
Who ____ __ ____ ____ in a cave...

Now... just fill in the blanks!

Faaackkk!!!

My bad...geeze!
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who had a crave for a vape but was stuck in a cave
If it was not for Shark vape, Dave would be in a grave

nabibrian · Jun 6, 2015

Pauly Walnuts · Jun 6, 2015

A haiku
My dick just fell off
Must have been that sub ohm build
Grand dad sure was right!

Woodsman · Jun 7, 2015

I know what I like
I like what I know
I like to hike
In the snow
With my V4S
And my Hobo dripper
And Bess
The former stripper.

Woodsman · Jun 8, 2015

Vaping and Poetry go together
Like Clouds and Weather
Lace and Leather
Henna and Heather...
So c'mon Vapers
Show your Capers
Don't be Gapers
Put words to Papers!

nabibrian · Jun 8, 2015

Yes I'm a vaper, I'm so hardcore I'll even vape while on the crapper.
When I'm strapped for cash, I no longer have to search in the trash for a cigarette butt
I got a nice supply of concentrates, I've got only to wait for my juice to steep.

The department · Jun 8, 2015

From the north came one eyed mick, the only man alive with a corkscrew dick.
He searched the world from pole to pole, to find a girl with a corkscrew hole.
And when he found her he dropped down dead, the fucking thing had a left hand thread!! And there ppl is the pitfalls of reverse threading

Woodsman · Jun 8, 2015

Got my Phantus Mini
And my Lemo Drop
And a purple button top.
Got my Kanthal wire
And organic cotton
Now I just need to build the damn thing!!

Woodsman · Jun 8, 2015

Note:
This thread will NEVER die..........................
.........................................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Woodsman · Jun 9, 2015

Phantus MINI and LEMO Drop
Up late last night
Just couldn't stop
Had to try the Phantus
With my Lemo Drop!

OBDave · Jun 9, 2015

Shark Vape said:
There once was a hermit named Dave....

A clone-using haggardly knave
He wrapped up his coil
Brought juice to a boil
And the fog he produced made them rave

Woodsman · Jun 9, 2015

He got in a hurry
Beleaguered by worry
Fatigue made him muddle
Juice lay in a puddle.
The moral is clear
When working on gear
Be patient and slow
So your mod you don't blow!

Woodsman · Jun 9, 2015

You vape sixteen pints, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the vape juice store.

Mad Mensch · Jun 9, 2015

Clooouuuuuuuuuuds.... *Cymbal crash* (walks off stage)

Woodsman · Jun 10, 2015

Suckin' on the Monkee*
Typin' on the 'board
Drinkin' Chai Tea
Waitin' for the Lord.

* Phantus Mini Brass Monkee Mod

Woodsman · Jun 12, 2015

The cupboards are bare
Loan Shark "collectors" are at the door
Water shut off last week
Eviction notice in my hand
Good thing I stocked up on juice!!

Woodsman · Jun 13, 2015

On the run
Got my gun
Hiding out
I hear a shout
Crashing brush
A sudden rush
I grab my gear
And hold it dear
Fifteen mods
Seven tanks
Ends and odds
I say my thanks
For pints of juice
And battery power
I fly like a goose
In a leaden shower.

Woodsman · Jun 13, 2015

Whu sez Vaprs cain't writ Potery? Eh??

Woodsman · Jul 3, 2015

So I had 40 years to quit smoking...and I didn't.
Maybe the next quit will be the one that sticks?
Insanity is doing things the same way and expecting different results...
What's this? Vaping? I'll try that.
Cheap setup...back to the smokes.
Later, a better setup, but not quite there...
Back to the smokes.
(Why am I being cheap when it comes to Vaping?)
Okay, I'll spend some real money...
Ahhh...I found my Vape!!!!

Woodsman · Jul 3, 2015

BEWARE!!
BIG TOBACCO IS WATCHING YOU!!
BT SEES YOU VAPING!!
BT WILL STOP YOU!!
BAD VAPING PERSON!!
VAPING IS BAD!!
WHO KNOW WHAT TOXIC CHEMICALS ARE IN THOSE VAPE GADGETS WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF WEIRDO SUCKING ON A STAINLESS TUBE WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK TO MARLBORO COUNTRY YOU LOW DOWN NO ACCOUNT TATTOOED FREAK NOW GET BACK WHERE YOU BELONG BE KOOL LIKE JOE COOL C'MON GET BACK HERE YOU %4#@@*&^!!!!!!
(Hey, BT, I'd rather spend my money on Chinese Clones than on your Stinko Stinkies!!).

Woodsman · Jul 3, 2015

Hello, Cloud.
Nice to meet you.
Is this where you live,
Here amongst the trees?
Or did you just blow in
From somewhere else?

Woodsman · Jul 3, 2015

The gunslinger strode into the street.
All around, people stopped to look...anticipating death.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a Cherry Bomber (clone) with a Velocity dripper (clone) sitting proudly atop the strange device.
The people gasped in awe, for in West Texas in 1869, none had seen such gear!
The vapeslinger casually dripped 22 drops of Suicide Bunny Mother's Milk into his Velocity, then hit the button.
He sucked mightily on the wide bore tip as onlookers gasped.
Finally, his lips opened and a mighty cloud filled the sky.
Raindrops began to fall.
"Hooray!" shouted the crowd. "The drought has ended"!!!
The vapeslinger strode away, his mission accomplished.

Woodsman · Jul 6, 2015

My beard's lookin' mighty scraggly
Even a bit haggly
Guess I'd better git some Oil
That I don't have to boil...

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