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Anus Braun

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I am Don, and haven't had a physical cigarette, in well over a week, and I'd thought about going 'juice', for over three years, finally did so, two thursdays back. Found as of yesterday, a 'juice', which is spot-on, to my old fav. cig., need to find it with NICOTINE, hah hha hha . Currently waiting on a couple of spare devices, 'cause I'm NOT about to go back to the lighter...and tobac. ...I hope the mods here, aren't as politically-indifferent to their supporters, and as hypocritical as the e-cigarette forum I was just banned from. I occasionally cut metal, omn a small lathe, and have experience in polishing, trouble-shooting, ect., but and pretty green to vaporisers, per se. Hello to all, who can stomach me, screw those who cannot.
 

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Welcome aboard Anus! You'll find the mods here to be very forgiving and unobtrusive.
 

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The mods here are more likely to call you Anus than to ban you.:)
 

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Welcome to VU, Anus (LOL) let me guess, Classless swooped down on you and bid bye bye because you said a no no in their forum, tsk tsk tsk. . Enjoy the freedoms of this forum, glad you found us>
 

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Welcome to VU, Anus (LOL) let me guess, Classless swooped down on you and bid bye bye because you said a no no in their forum, tsk tsk tsk. . Enjoy the freedoms of this forum, glad you found us>
Yep...'ClassWife'...or some similar..
 

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Welcome anus! Hey it's ray- you're banned.


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Welcome. If you can get the banhammer here some of the shit I say probably would have qualified. Welcome. The sad part is that most forums have a ECF refugees section. I'm just assuming that is where you were. They ban everyone.
 

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Welcome to the underground. It's hard to get in trouble around here ,as long as you don't talk about Removed you will be fine.
 

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The mods here are unusually cruel and vicious! I was banned last week for scratching my bum at the grocery store. Best of luck with them!!!
Oh......Greetings and welcome.
 

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Yep and when they start dogging people you know what kind of soup sandwich, monkey fucked football bat sort of hot mess that person is.
Fer my lunch at my job, it's usually a heavy P-B sammitch, dipped in a can of chili...
 

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I bet you smell purdier than a shithouse in august at the construction site with a lunch like that.
I work in a nasty-ass old feed mill, what I smell like is not typically noticed, hah hah hah !!!
 

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I work in a nasty-ass old feed mill, what I smell like is not typically noticed, hah hah hah !!!
Good point.
Used to deliver to a bone meal plant.. only thing smelled worse was the dead deer in the middle of the rail yard.
 

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The smell of a paper factory when you drive by it. Bleh.
When I was a child, my folks an I lived in Green Bay, WIS., not too many miles from Ft. Howard...still remember that cheesey-ass smell. Got rather used to it...kinda like fresh railroad ties...
 

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I had to do roof repairs to a Tyson Turkey plant in central Missouri. The processing room they cleaned everything with ammonia in was almost the worst thing I've ever smelled. Couple years later we worked at a sewage treatment plant, it was bad, thought it was the worst thing until one afternoon, a French's truck pulled up to one of the vats. This thing had a giant steel tank on the back. It emptied out the tank, apparently rotten mustard waste. Not one person on the crew failed to retch. I've been around bodies that were days old in the heat, countless road kill, nasty processing plants, human sewage... All pale in comparison to that mustard shit. It should be weaponized.
 

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I had to do roof repairs to a Tyson Turkey plant in central Missouri. The processing room they cleaned everything with ammonia in was almost the worst thing I've ever smelled. Couple years later we worked at a sewage treatment plant, it was bad, thought it was the worst thing until one afternoon, a French's truck pulled up to one of the vats. This thing had a giant steel tank on the back. It emptied out the tank, apparently rotten mustard waste. Not one person on the crew failed to retch. I've been around bodies that were days old in the heat, countless road kill, nasty processing plants, human sewage... All pale in comparison to that mustard shit. It should be weaponized.
The worst thing I've ever had to deal with was when a tenant who was getting evicted got his electricity turned off and left everything inside the fridge for about two months. After we finally got him out of there, I opened up the fridge and immediately vomited. It took weeks to get the stench out, washing it out over and over even spraying it with ozium. I was about to give up and throw it out and just buy a new one when I decided to unscrew the bottom panel of the freezer to see what was under there and discovered all the maggots. Once that was cleaned out it was fine.
 

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I had to do roof repairs to a Tyson Turkey plant in central Missouri. The processing room they cleaned everything with ammonia in was almost the worst thing I've ever smelled. Couple years later we worked at a sewage treatment plant, it was bad, thought it was the worst thing until one afternoon, a French's truck pulled up to one of the vats. This thing had a giant steel tank on the back. It emptied out the tank, apparently rotten mustard waste. Not one person on the crew failed to retch. I've been around bodies that were days old in the heat, countless road kill, nasty processing plants, human sewage... All pale in comparison to that mustard shit. It should be weaponized.
I dunno I caught a whiff of a motor home that had been in the AZ sun for a month... while the owner melted into soap inside it.
 

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We have one of those a few miles from us, I know exactly what you mean.
I kind of miss the Smurfit plant.
It was not a bad smell, across the river in the sulphur pits.. Umm fuck no, that made maggots gag.

There are more..
Driving near dairy farms... it is a toss up... bone meal plant, paper plant or festering pons of dairy cattle shit..
 
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Another smell you cant ever get rid of is the memory of the smell of the shit burning pits in Iraq the first year. Thank God I was SATCOM and had to man my communications terminal 24/7(well the team did) so we were never on that detail. But when the wind shifted and that stench hit you along with 140 deg heat and oven feel whew eewww it was the worst.
 

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Another smell you cant ever get rid of is the memory of the smell of the shit burning pits in Iraq the first year. Thank God I was SATCOM and had to man my communications terminal 24/7(well the team did) so we were never on that detail. But when the wind shifted and that stench hit you along with 140 deg heat and oven feel whew eewww it was the worst.
Mus' be nice...I was a 31V10V-Net-20, decades back, three years..wish I'da had a SAT MOS...
 

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Back to the OP, wondering what the "hypocrisy" that was pointed out was.
I was given crap, and had to change my username, which I promptly did...and ran upon somebody's ad banner, that was far more offensive, that 'Anus"...brought the existence of it to 'Class...' attention, BANNED
 

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She's so lovable isn't she???
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I was given crap, and had to change my username, which I promptly did...and ran upon somebody's ad banner, that was far more offensive, that 'Anus"...brought the existence of it to 'Class...' attention, BANNED
They wouldn't let you use the word "anus"? It's not even a bad word, it's a medical term, not like you were using the word asshole. What did the banner say that was offensive?
 

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She's so lovable isn't she???
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He looks like he is wondering if he stabbed that horrible bitch in the throat would it be justifiable homicide.

And insert austin powers "That's a man baby!" gif cause he has one helluva Adam's apple.
 

Whiskey

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Or she's sayin "I'll ban him from the house the minute he looks at me sideways (without his pants and wallet)"
 

BigNasty

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Or she's sayin "I'll ban him from the house the minute he looks at me sideways (without his pants and wallet)"
Man hands... check.
MONSTER adam's apple... check.
Junk tucked in a gaff... no fucking clue but that is a dude in bad drag or gone down the Bruce Jenner route.
 

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I had to do roof repairs to a Tyson Turkey plant in central Missouri. The processing room they cleaned everything with ammonia in was almost the worst thing I've ever smelled. Couple years later we worked at a sewage treatment plant, it was bad, thought it was the worst thing until one afternoon, a French's truck pulled up to one of the vats. This thing had a giant steel tank on the back. It emptied out the tank, apparently rotten mustard waste. Not one person on the crew failed to retch. I've been around bodies that were days old in the heat, countless road kill, nasty processing plants, human sewage... All pale in comparison to that mustard shit. It should be weaponized.
Um... ;)
 

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I kind of miss the Smurfit plant.
It was not a bad smell, across the river in the sulphur pits.. Umm fuck no, that made maggots gag.

There are more..
Driving near dairy farms... it is a toss up... bone meal plant, paper plant or festering pons of dairy cattle shit..
I live in and grew up in a rural area...lots of farms...my mom's family are farmers....I know one thing from experience...chicken farms smell worse than dairy farms....pig farms rank right up there too...I dont know how people living there can stand it...I suppose their senses must get used to it or something....uggggh
 

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I live in and grew up in a rural area...lots of farms...my mom's family are farmers....I know one thing from experience...chicken farms smell worse than dairy farms....pig farms rank right up there too...I dont know how people living there can stand it...I suppose their senses must get used to it or something....uggggh
We have a neighboring farmer here that likes to spread chicken shit over his cornfields every January, I can't even describe how bad that is for about a week, it permeates into your skull:mad:
 

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Ya I think the whole Geneva protocols were lost on him on how mustard gas was made.

You can gas yourself out in your very own kitchen.
My wife made chlorine gas once mixing toilet bowl cleaners... wasnt pretty with the whole town home complex standing in the parking lot :D
 

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We have a neighboring farmer here that likes to spread chicken shit over his cornfields every January, I can't even describe how bad that is for about a week, it permeates into your skull:mad:
Ya.. some do it here too.. But after the thaw.. OMG the frigging flies! :mad:
 

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I bet you smell purdier than a shithouse in august at the construction site with a lunch like that.


With a name like a anus what did you expect? Summers breeze, fresh lemon, lavender potpourri? Nope I was thinking raw ass and voo doo dolls from the get go.
 
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With a name like a us what di you expect? Summers breeze, fresh lemon, lavender potpourri? Nope I was thinking raw ass and voo doo dolls from the get go.
My nic is from my WAD (weapon of ass destruction), my company commander was about to file a complaint with the Hague due to violations of the Geneva conventions.
 

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We have a neighboring farmer here that likes to spread chicken shit over his cornfields every January, I can't even describe how bad that is for about a week, it permeates into your skull:mad:
I used to live in farm country. A big hog operation had it's manure pit and gas fermenter (recovers the methane for use) catch fire. The smoke blanketed the entire lower valley. Burning hog shit, never get that out of my olfactory memory. There were no mosquitoes until mid fall that year...
 

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LOL I was cooking and mustard and pepper gassed myself out of the apartment.
Ever made homemade horseradish? There's a reason it's ground up and blended in an out building with lots of ventilation...
 

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