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A young guy moves to Florida and looks for a job at a large "Everything Under One Roof" dept store.
The Manager asks if he had any experience.
The kid says yep! Sold a lot of vacumns back in N.C. before i moved here.
The boss liked the kid and figured he would give him a shot.
"You start tomorrow" he says and i'll check back end of day to see how you did.
After the first day the boss says "How many Customers bought something from you today?"
The kid looks down at the floor and says "One"
The boss says "Only One?. That will have to change. Our other people deal with 20 to 30 a day"
"We have very strict rules for our sales force here"
The kid was still looking at the floor and the boss felt kind of sorry for him because it was his first day after all.
"So how much was your 1 sale today for?". The kid replies, "$101,237.65"
The boss asks "What the hell did you sell for that much money?"
The kid replies, "First i sold the guy some new fish hooks. Then i sold him some new fishing rods. Then i asked where he was going to fish and he told me to the Coast".
"I told him he was going to need a good size boat for that so i took him down to the boat dept. and sold him a twin engine Chris Craft."
"He then told me his Honda Civic wouldn't pull it, so i took him to our Automotive dept. and sold him that Ford Expedition".
The boss asks, "A guy came here to buy fish hooks and you sold him a boat and a truck"
The kid says "No, He came to buy Tampons for his wife!"
"I told him, Dude, Your weekend is fucked!. You should go fishing!
 
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Pastorfuzz said:
A young guy moves to Florida and looks for a job at a large "Everything Under One Roof" dept store.
The Manager asks if he had any experience.
The kid says yep! Sold a lot of vacumns back in N.C. before i moved here.
The boss liked the kid and figured he would give him a shot.
"You start tomorrow" he says and i'll check back end of day to see how you did.
After the first day the boss says "How many Customers bought something from you today?"
The kid looks down at the floor and says "One"
The boss says "Only One?. That will have to change. Our other people deal with 20 to 30 a day"
"We have very strict rules for our sales force here"
The kid was still looking at the floor and the boss felt kind of sorry for him because it was his first day after all.
"So how much was your 1 sale today for?". The kid replies, "$101,237.65"
The boss asks "What the hell did you sell for that much money?"
The kid replies, "First i sold the guy some new fish hooks. Then i sold him some new fishing rods. Then i asked where he was going to fish and he told me to the Coast".
"I told him he was going to need a good size boat for that so i took him down to the boat dept. and sold him a twin engine Chris Craft."
"He then told me his Honda Civic wouldn't pull it, so i took him to our Automotive dept. and sold him that Ford Expedition".
The boss asks, "A guy came here to buy fish hooks and you sold him a boat and a truck"
The kid says "No, He came to buy Tampons for his wife!"
"I told him, Dude, Your weekend is fucked!. You should go fishing!
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hahaha very good
 
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